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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #600 on: June 26, 2013, 05:26:54 PM »
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So, wait..... That is a guy on the left?!?!  ???

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The dumb fuck on the left (the same 'guy' with the twinkle toe fucking style in the video) looks like Hillary Swank's character in Boys Dont Cry.

As an aside, this guy, along with several other dirtbag street kids you see in Billy's Polaroids go to high end parties in Manhattan and let rich old white dudes pay them to put things in their assholes.
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so why is any of that negative or something to be embarassed about?

You can decide whatever you want in your world.
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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #601 on: June 26, 2013, 06:59:49 PM »
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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #602 on: June 26, 2013, 07:08:25 PM »
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So, wait..... That is a guy on the left?!?!  ???

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The dumb fuck on the left (the same 'guy' with the twinkle toe fucking style in the video) looks like Hillary Swank's character in Boys Dont Cry.

As an aside, this guy, along with several other dirtbag street kids you see in Billy's Polaroids go to high end parties in Manhattan and let rich old white dudes pay them to put things in their assholes.
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so why is any of that negative or something to be embarassed about?

I see clearly now -

Taking money from Nike is dirty, evil and downright naughty.

Taking money from a horny septogenarian for allowing them to plow your asshole so you can continue to afford your coke habit is acceptable.

Got it!  And all is well with the world.
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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #603 on: June 26, 2013, 07:10:14 PM »
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maybe they have some humility and realize that a 13 year old would come up with that name. or maybe thats the point.

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #604 on: June 26, 2013, 07:24:45 PM »
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I'm hyped on these homophobes outing themselves because the way a kid dresses bugs them so much.
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This. Or they're just jealous because they wanted to be sponsored so bad when they were kids so they spent all night practicing nollie flips in their parents' garage and worked so hard for it, only to have these two badasses came along and they look really cool and get to hangout with pro skateboarders.
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Calling someone out for dressing like a fucking kook is not homophobic. People on SLAP always wanna make the biggest deal out of the littlest shit like baggy jeans or wearing hats with the tags still on em, yet yall gon jump to defend THESE niggas? gimme a break. The only reason yall tryna pull the "homophobe" card is because anybody can see that these niggas clearly dress gay as fuck. i wouldnt even care if they were gay, but even still id consider those outfits super-lame. Try-hard skate hipsters are like the new wiggers nowadays.

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people being bummed because skaters look like prince, or are considered dressing effeminate smells like homophobia to me, and was what i was referencing. people love to get carried away and think every post is about them
Pretty sure I'm the only one who used that word, and I don't see how anything I wrote could be read as "fuck this fag for what he's wearing." As so many other posters -- myself included -- already explained, the issue isn't the garb, it's the fact that he's only getting hooked up because of said garb. Also, you're the one who's going out of his way to link effeminateness and gays, which leads me to believe you're understanding of homosexuality is pretty unsophisticated. So maybe get off the high horse already?

And have you forgotten all the shit that was talked when Chocolate put Elijah Berle on so they could capitalize on the trend of ATV man's man types who dress like dads? I'd say that's the other end of the spectrum all together, yet plenty of people on Slap clowned that look for being equally trendy. The only difference in that case being that even Berle's detractors would likely admit that the kid is at least quite talented and worthy of being sponsored by somebody, even if Chocolate is an odd fit.

Edit -- Fuck man, looking back on that, I'm taking this way too personally, and it probably appears that I'm singling you out or something. I'm sure if this were real life, it would be easy enough to parcel out. Oh well, what's Slap without a needlessly drawn out argument in which each party continually fails to understand the other?

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #605 on: June 26, 2013, 07:33:11 PM »

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #606 on: June 26, 2013, 07:45:15 PM »
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maybe they have some humility and realize that a 13 year old would come up with that name. or maybe thats the point.
very good point swagdragon123
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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #607 on: June 26, 2013, 08:10:22 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/embed/j3xgFGH6smU

look how fucking stupid these kids look, hurts me eyes.


call me a faggot but I like how they look and how they skate.

also "hurts me eyes"? come on man...

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #608 on: June 26, 2013, 08:56:59 PM »
This is all Dylan's fault.

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #609 on: June 26, 2013, 09:23:50 PM »

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #610 on: June 26, 2013, 09:28:10 PM »
fuck it. im going to start buying nikes and plan b boards

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #611 on: June 26, 2013, 09:42:39 PM »
fuck it. im going to start buying nikes and plan b boards

How do you get there from here?  What good is that going to do?  Why does it matter, yes it's stupid, but really?  Why don't you just do you?

I don't understand you.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #612 on: June 26, 2013, 09:48:00 PM »
never change, skateboarding. never change.

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #613 on: June 26, 2013, 09:51:25 PM »
I enjoy the hipster kid's skating

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #614 on: June 26, 2013, 10:35:14 PM »
Attn: Skill at skateboarding isn't the only thing that sells skateboards.

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #615 on: June 26, 2013, 10:37:17 PM »
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fuck it. im going to start buying nikes and plan b boards
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How do you get there from here?� What good is that going to do?� Why does it matter, yes it's stupid, but really?� Why don't you just do you?

I don't understand you.

i was just joking. all these cool guys in skating are pissing me off. i like dudes skateboard and make enough money to live comfortably. we dont need p.rods, we dont need jason dills.

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #616 on: June 26, 2013, 10:46:48 PM »

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #617 on: June 26, 2013, 11:09:28 PM »
im patiently waiting for the bulky black shoe, light blue denim, black band shirt, black hair, ramones, little kids, fs flip trend to come back





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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #618 on: June 26, 2013, 11:57:04 PM »
More footage of that Sean Pablo kid. He's actually got pretty good style. Maybe just needs to ease off the wallies and put out an actual part.



I still don't think Sage is very good though.

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #619 on: June 27, 2013, 12:19:46 AM »
More footage of that Sean Pablo kid. He's actually got pretty good style. Maybe just needs to ease off the wallies and put out an actual part.



I still don't think Sage is very good though.

still was faking rieders shit back then. just look on that first ollie haha. this is at a skatepark too ya know. we will just hav to wait and see what these kids can produce

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #620 on: June 27, 2013, 01:50:49 AM »
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More footage of that Sean Pablo kid. He's actually got pretty good style. Maybe just needs to ease off the wallies and put out an actual part.



I still don't think Sage is very good though.
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still was faking rieders shit back then. just look on that first ollie haha. this is at a skatepark too ya know. we will just hav to wait and see what these kids can produce

I wish Larry Clark would direct a skate video.

nothing's been the since same

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #621 on: June 27, 2013, 05:59:31 AM »
So it's official? Fucking awesome Skateboards?

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #622 on: June 27, 2013, 06:15:58 AM »
people like dill have turned kids into whimps

can't we go back to the days when kids ditched school to go skating strapped with markers and didn't care about the pronunciation of words on the internet



by the way 'fucking awesome' is some kindergarten shit.




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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #623 on: June 27, 2013, 06:39:08 AM »
This is all Dylan's fault.
When I was young we all tried to bite the style of our favourite pros. Carroll's bleached hair, Howard's stance, Mariano's arm toss on landing, Agah's bow legs, everything Kareem did ever. Bite it too hard and you'd get kooked but we were kids and that's how you learnt, through mimicry. Eventually your own style would take over or you'd totally kook out, it's no different now. As far as guys getting paid who you don't like, don't buy the product they're pushing, if enough people don't buy it they won't get paid for very long. Last few boards I bought have been Scumco because I like their vibe and wood and want them to get paid and keep making them. I've always tried to buy the things with the skaters I like associated with them but if I stop liking the skater or the product I move on. If the company is bought out and my money is not going where I hoped it would i stop giving them my money.

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #624 on: June 27, 2013, 06:40:55 AM »
So it's official? Fucking awesome Skateboards?
I don't know but I still think its a smoke screen.

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #625 on: June 27, 2013, 06:46:30 AM »
Theyre like a pair of canal street handbags, you know theyre fakes but you still want em.

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #626 on: June 27, 2013, 06:57:19 AM »
Onto more important business:



Plz photoshop away

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #627 on: June 27, 2013, 07:42:06 AM »
Fuck Dylan Rieder.
Who are you to judge what kinds of cocks he wants to suck?

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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #628 on: June 27, 2013, 08:15:47 AM »
im patiently waiting for the bulky black shoe, light blue denim, black band shirt, black hair, ramones, little kids, fs flip trend to come back






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Re: Ave and Dill quit Alien?
« Reply #629 on: June 27, 2013, 11:25:44 AM »
Fuck Dylan Rieder.

I can't believe you just said that - controversial.