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Sean malto urine on ass?
« on: May 15, 2013, 01:43:48 PM »
Hey guys I found this pretty interesting article about Sean Malto on Blogspot.com
Wonder if it's true?  ???
http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/2012/10/during-half-time-at-glendale-arizona.html
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2013, 01:46:46 PM »
you really went through all that trouble to make a blog and a new account to just post a bullshit story?

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2013, 02:00:03 PM »
i've been hearing about the buttery ass.  supposedly it's some Kat Stacks type chick that goes to all the street leagues and then tries to put pro skaters on blast.  beware, i heard this bitch is for real. 

also she's the one running the camera in that Carroll/Sheckler/Nyjah orgy party footage. 
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2013, 02:02:43 PM »
Yes.

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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2013, 02:05:20 PM »
I'd like Malto more if he was into some R. Kells' type antics, takes a real man to get dirty with the suck pigs he slays.
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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2013, 02:36:25 PM »
Sean does not get down like that!

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2013, 02:39:38 PM »
you really went through all that trouble to make a blog and a new account to just post a bullshit story?

this part of the write-up makes sense to me: ::)

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We brushed aside the Monster Energy snapbacks, Dre-beats headphones and Skatemental hoodies to get down to action
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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2013, 02:46:15 PM »
you really went through all that trouble to make a blog and a new account to just post a bullshit story?

this part of the write-up makes sense to me: ::)

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We brushed aside the Monster Energy snapbacks, Dre-beats headphones and Skatemental hoodies to get down to action


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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2013, 02:47:17 PM »
I'd like Malto more if he was into some R. Kells' type antics, takes a real man to get dirty with the suck pigs he slays.


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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2013, 04:42:56 PM »

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2013, 05:16:43 PM »
Karl tells it like it iz. By the way, robots don't sleep so I'm calling bs on the Shane bunk bed piss on ass story.

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2013, 05:24:17 PM »
nice campfire story, but do you honestly a dumb broad like that knows who the fuck scuba steve is?

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2013, 05:38:02 PM »
Sean does not get down like that!

karl i met you in 2007 and you borrowed my SOUTHPOLE sweatshirt to go smoke some nug with some fools cuz you all sensitive and get chilly real easy. any who, you came back about 45 minutes later with joint resin all on my freshie fresh sweatshirt. you dick. im only bringing this up because thats the only bad thing i have to say about you.

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2013, 05:40:59 PM »
nice campfire story, but do you honestly think a dumb broad like that knows who the fuck scuba steve is?

fixed. and i agree with zoltan.......mainly because of his sig..... but i think ted patterson is the dumb broad

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2013, 06:30:46 PM »
Sean does not get down like that!

karl i met you in 2007 and you borrowed my SOUTHPOLE sweatshirt to go smoke some nug with some fools cuz you all sensitive and get chilly real easy. any who, you came back about 45 minutes later with joint resin all on my freshie fresh sweatshirt. you dick. im only bringing this up because thats the only bad thing i have to say about you.
I dont recall ever putting on anything Southpole in my life. I think I know who you're talking about though. Was this at the Island?
If so, It was my this guy named Mace and everybody thinks he's me.  LOL 
Either way, that sucks your sweatshirt was messed up.

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2013, 06:35:34 PM »
I don't care how blatantly fake that is i laughed.

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2013, 07:04:57 PM »
karl, as much as i would like to disclose my identity to you, i won't. but i will tell you that it was at the element summer skate camp in 2007. i came with.....and everybody on slap is gonna love this....nyjah, jahmai, ahbi, adeyemi in their rv, and that little dude eliah and and his dad. i think we met up with you at adeymemi's mom's house in merced if im not mistaken. and you, adeyemi, myjah and me played scrabble at like 2 in the morning.....i probably was wearing the joint-resined-southpole sweatshirt too. if you do somehow manage to remember my name, please do not use it. if you do, and i will know, i will be forced to kill you.

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2013, 08:18:39 PM »
Hey guys I found this pretty interesting article about Sean Malto on Blogspot.com
Wonder if it's true?  ???
http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/2012/10/during-half-time-at-glendale-arizona.html

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2013, 08:50:37 PM »
karl, as much as i would like to disclose my identity to you, i won't. but i will tell you that it was at the element summer skate camp in 2007. i came with.....and everybody on slap is gonna love this....nyjah, jahmai, ahbi, adeyemi in their rv, and that little dude eliah and and his dad. i think we met up with you at adeymemi's mom's house in merced if im not mistaken. and you, adeyemi, myjah and me played scrabble at like 2 in the morning.....i probably was wearing the joint-resined-southpole sweatshirt too. if you do somehow manage to remember my name, please do not use it. if you do, and i will know, i will be forced to kill you.
What! Theres nothing but truth to everything you said. It's all coming back now :) dang man my bad. I must have been on one

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2013, 08:56:11 PM »
and my rise to power begins.......btw karl, how's elon doing?i remember he came to the camp too with you.

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2013, 09:06:44 PM »
Anything southpole should come pre-sprinkled wit joint resin

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« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2013, 09:15:47 PM »
and my rise to power begins.......btw karl, how's elon doing?i remember he came to the camp too with you.
He's very good! Hit me up with a PM and we can stay in contact. I also want to hook it up with a new sweatshirt for you.

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2013, 09:20:32 PM »
Anything southpole should come pre-sprinkled wit joint resin

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« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2013, 09:21:24 PM »
i love how much product placement is in her yellow journalism.

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2013, 09:24:28 PM »
This is the worst thread of all time. Save your time and don't click the link

seriously who does this?

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2013, 09:35:19 PM »
Sean does not get down like that!

karl i met you in 2007 and you borrowed my SOUTHPOLE sweatshirt to go smoke some nug with some fools cuz you all sensitive and get chilly real easy. any who, you came back about 45 minutes later with joint resin all on my freshie fresh sweatshirt. you dick. im only bringing this up because thats the only bad thing i have to say about you.
I dont recall ever putting on anything Southpole in my life. I think I know who you're talking about though. Was this at the Island?
If so, It was my this guy named Mace and everybody thinks he's me.  LOL 
Either way, that sucks your sweatshirt was messed up.

Haha Mace, I know him.
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« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2013, 09:36:14 PM »
I've been thoroughly entertained. I like the resolution at the end when the two homies (with a mild sexual attraction to each other) are reunited and the scummy one makes right on the gear that was sullied.

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« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2013, 10:08:33 PM »
I've been thoroughly entertained. I like the resolution at the end when the two homies (with a mild sexual attraction to each other) are reunited and the scummy one makes right on the gear that was sullied.



and i highly doubt that karl would consider me a "homie" so why don't you stick your own dick in your butt

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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2013, 10:10:12 PM »
and i just HAVE to leave this here too. dgk all day


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Re: Sean malto urine on ass?
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2013, 10:46:39 PM »
this is true, malto likes to get pee'd on. this chick i know did it to him t sxsw one year.