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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2013, 04:03:32 PM »
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Westgate needs to dip.

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2013, 04:35:52 PM »
Da fuck?  ???

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2013, 04:43:39 PM »
Freezing from those douche chills.

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2013, 05:09:28 PM »
Was this George Costanza's back up plan after Jon Voight day flopped?

he certainly wasn't going to go with Liam Neeson day, and it didn't seem like the snow tire day was gonna take off either
look who's eating dinner at 6 o'clock

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2013, 06:19:34 PM »
I love Westgate but I hope he's embarrassed by this. If not, he should be embarrassed of not being embarrassed.

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2013, 06:45:02 PM »
im pretty jealous they got to do that. ive always wanted to throw from a professional mound, try to get a one hopper from the outfield to home, slide into home, and most of all, pretend someone grounds to me at short, barehand it and try to throw a rocket to first. sigh, someday...

oh, and westgate needs to dip. has that been said already?

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2013, 07:29:18 PM »
Pop-corny, right? right??? I'm gonna be rollin in the gnars

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2013, 07:33:27 PM »
This would've made a lot more sense if anything in a baseball stadium looked appealing to skate, like an art museum or something. You could've set up all those spots (benches, jumpramps, etc.) in a warehouse minus the whatever amount of stairs that was. Just a concept obviously thought up by somebody that doesn't skate. "Oh look we broke into Yankee stadium to skate how sick is THAT!!!!"

But seriously, I would be psyched if there was something like this at Wrigley Field. Except they would just ollie over puddles of piss on the ground and get shitfaced on warm Old Style.




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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2013, 08:56:49 PM »
do you think steez ortiz can ollie that bench?

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2013, 10:15:13 PM »
Some graphics stand the test of time.

I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2013, 10:46:35 PM »
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TOY MACHINE. someone of power make this happen. I think i spy bro style grip there so he's obviously tight with those dudes.

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2013, 11:09:31 PM »
that was kinda bad...

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2013, 11:45:32 PM »
zoo york has one of the worst marketing campaigns in the history of skateboarding for sure. I have no idea what their brand identity is or what the company is about at all other than cringe inducing failed attempts at going mainstream/selling out and tryhard "urban" graphics.

chaz ortiz spraying his own name on the zoo york banner at the end of this montage is probably the perfect metaphor for this trainwreck

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2013, 05:16:42 AM »
SHUT THE FUCK UP HATIN ON THE YANKS YOU FUCK NIGGAS FREE MAX MARIANO RIVERA
Figured you would be a Mets fan, Pete.

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2013, 05:39:03 AM »
That was sick, you guys are sensitive these days eh?

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2013, 06:06:23 AM »
That was sick, you guys are sensitive these days eh?

You think that was sick? You'll love this then


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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2013, 07:53:39 AM »
looks about right for an advertisement aimed at baseball fans sitting on their couch all weekend wondering what their kids are doing and why their kids think they are lame.

"Hey Timmy did you see that Chad Ortega skating Yankee stadium, he's a wild one huh?"
"dad, fuck off."



hahahahaha

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2013, 08:16:23 AM »
WERE TALKING ABOUT JOE BUCK HERE JERRY!


HA Liam Neeson. You know hes not American!

And I fucking hate the Yankees.

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #50 on: May 21, 2013, 08:52:00 AM »
That sucked.

Oh and

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #51 on: May 21, 2013, 11:47:46 AM »
I would say go Angels right now, but at this point, I'm pretty embarrassed

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2013, 08:07:33 PM »
zoo york has one of the worst marketing campaigns in the history of skateboarding for sure. I have no idea what their brand identity is or what the company is about at all other than cringe inducing failed attempts at going mainstream/selling out and tryhard "urban" graphics.

chaz ortiz spraying his own name on the zoo york banner at the end of this montage is probably the perfect metaphor for this trainwreck

I don't know, they're hitting that shitty suburban wannabe Kanye segment pretty hard

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Re: Zoo York Skates Yankee Stadium
« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2013, 08:25:01 PM »


Pretty lame but Westagte kickflip over bench made it worth the watch.