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Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« on: June 25, 2013, 09:59:32 AM »
Its looking to be a skate brand.*edit i meant to put board brand*  Vans been posting photos of stuff and deleting some of the posts showing product. i couldnt screenshot it in time but i grabbed this.  Maybe they are behind it financially...

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2013, 10:07:22 AM »
hang on, let's start ANOTHER fucking thread about this.  FUCKING AWFUL!!
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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2013, 10:10:36 AM »
hang on, let's start ANOTHER fucking thread about this.  FUCKING AWFUL!!

Of Course!!! haha!

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2013, 10:23:40 AM »
no this is perfect I don't want to have to go between the other three threads anymore, thanks

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2013, 11:58:05 AM »
Since we are on the subject I would like to pose a philosophical question:  If I came in my pants but, but in reality, wasn't actually wearing pants during the "came-ing",  did I really cum in my pants?

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2013, 12:03:39 PM »
Since we are on the subject I would like to pose a philosophical question:?  If I came in my pants but, but in reality, wasn't actually wearing pants during the "came-ing",?  did I really cum in my pants?

No. You just blew a load.
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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2013, 12:10:55 PM »
I think I might change my name to Aload.

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2013, 12:22:29 PM »
Since we are on the subject I would like to pose a philosophical question:  If I came in my pants but, but in reality, wasn't actually wearing pants during the "came-ing",  did I really cum in my pants?

One possible answer might be that you came in my mouth but so that you wouldn't feel too gay you were calling my mouth "your pants"...then yes...you came in your pants.

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2013, 03:20:06 PM »
Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2013, 03:40:08 PM »
Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.

I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2013, 03:58:09 PM »
Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.

I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.

Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2013, 04:03:03 PM »
Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.

I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.

Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?

No. Babs and Judy Garland have a lot more to do with it.

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2013, 04:03:48 PM »
Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.

I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.

Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?

i think its penis on penis action

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2013, 04:04:10 PM »
Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.

I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.

Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?

No. Babs and Judy Garland have a lot more to do with it.


 ???

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2013, 04:43:50 PM »
Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.

I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.

Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?

No. Babs and Judy Garland have a lot more to do with it.


 ???

I'm very confused by the Voltron-esque aeroplanes in this picture. But yeah...you got the right Babs.

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2013, 05:04:14 PM »


I'm very confused by the Voltron-esque aeroplanes in this picture. But yeah...you got the right Babs.
Does knowing he just flunked the gay test mean that I passed it or do you actually have to enjoy Yentl?

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2013, 05:09:09 PM »


I'm very confused by the Voltron-esque aeroplanes in this picture. But yeah...you got the right Babs.
Does knowing he just flunked the gay test mean that I passed it or do you actually have to enjoy Yentl?

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2013, 05:32:35 PM »
Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.

I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.

Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?

That's the one I took.

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2013, 07:27:11 PM »
Well this thread made me think of this


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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2013, 07:23:49 AM »
Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.

I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.

Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?

No. Babs and Judy Garland have a lot more to do with it.

Shit I guess I'm gay.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2013, 09:48:51 AM »
All I know is that I'm stoked this thread has been hijacked and is now the Cum Guzzling Thread.

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2013, 10:08:42 AM »
Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2013, 10:15:32 AM »
Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?
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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2013, 10:31:51 AM »
Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?
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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2013, 10:36:55 AM »
is that even a question?

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2013, 10:53:51 AM »
After passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2013, 11:40:59 AM »
After passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.
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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2013, 11:42:26 AM »
After passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.

Taht works? how?

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Re: Fucking Awesome Skateboards
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2013, 01:55:33 PM »
Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?

I see nothing wrong with this. Anyone who does needs to watch some Cronenberg and work through their fear of their own body.

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« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2013, 02:00:04 PM »
After passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.

Taht works? how?

Pretty standard knowledge...

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