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How clever is the average slapper?

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #210 on: July 02, 2013, 08:10:23 PM »

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #213 on: July 03, 2013, 04:07:46 AM »
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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #214 on: July 03, 2013, 05:19:35 AM »
AMERICA... FUCK YEAH!

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #215 on: July 03, 2013, 06:01:25 AM »

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #216 on: July 03, 2013, 08:10:28 AM »
I would talk shit on America right now.

But, I know the NSA is listening. Just to make sure....

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #217 on: July 03, 2013, 08:37:29 AM »
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i really like UgolinoTheSignificant. I wish he was my best friend forever. Almost everything I read on this forum is brilliant. This is the utopia skateboarding magazine. I wish the people on this forum were the people in my everyday life because you all seem to be more intellegent then the people i am usually surrounded by. I love batman. Pizza hut, mcdonalds burger king. Teachers schuck, skoolz gay.
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For some reason this reminded me that I started out smoking menthol cigarettes then later switched to Camel wides.

They make Camel Wide Menthols you should try em, it's my smoke of choice.  So satisfying.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #218 on: July 03, 2013, 08:39:34 AM »
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I really fail to see how people "backpedaling" or to put it another way "Reconsidering what they previously said and being sufficiently comfortable in themselves to change their minds without getting super defensive and butthurt"  is such a bad thing.

In my experience smart people don't need to spend their lives beating their chests about how smart they are or MORE IMPORTANTLY don't endlessly blather on about how dumb everyone else is which is in essence all that I've seen the Gipper do since I started lurking here who knows how long ago. I don't know how many times I've seen you respond to people's perfectly reasonable opinions with "you're an idiot" simply because they are different to your own. In all seriousness it kind of bums me out that somebody that is so uncomfortable with reasoned discussion or other peoples takes on things or the very notion of having their mind changed is in the business of educating young people.

Anyway, I'll leave you guys to it. I wonder if you are going to simply call me an idiot for having an opinion or  maybe highlight one tiny portion of what I've said and respond to it with a shitty "zinger" while you choose to ignore everything else or maybe you'll say you "made" me write 3 paragraphs as if that somehow deems you to be the "winner" or maybe you'll say I don't have enough posts to have an opinion. Can't wait to see...the suspense is killing me...
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I think that is probably the dumbest part about this place. People don't properly read what you write or respect it is just an opinion or (even) it might be a joke. It is always "You don't know shit" etc.

YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ETCETERA!!!!!

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #219 on: July 03, 2013, 08:47:32 AM »
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I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.
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I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

Examples

WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.





So you're essentially winning shitty sports you made up that no one else plays.
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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #220 on: July 03, 2013, 09:04:00 AM »
lol

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #221 on: July 03, 2013, 06:17:10 PM »
i need a new weed connect

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #222 on: July 03, 2013, 06:25:07 PM »
I would talk shit on America right now.

But, I know the NSA is listening. Just to make sure....

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #223 on: July 03, 2013, 06:32:21 PM »
i need a new weed connect

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #224 on: July 03, 2013, 10:01:03 PM »
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I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.
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I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

Examples

WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.




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Not to mention nobody is EVER gonna fuck with our Olympic basketball legacy. All time record is 130-5 with 14 out of 18 gold medals, winning by an average of 43.8 points a game.#Murica

Dude. Your posts are starting to get on my nerves.

I'm sure your a cool cat but you try to hard. You must be still young right?

Ps. Don't neg rep me.

Pps. Ok. Go ahead.

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #225 on: July 03, 2013, 10:06:07 PM »
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I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.
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I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

Examples

WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.




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Not to mention nobody is EVER gonna fuck with our Olympic basketball legacy. All time record is 130-5 with 14 out of 18 gold medals, winning by an average of 43.8 points a game.#Murica
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Dude. Your posts are starting to get on my nerves.

I'm sure your a cool cat but you try to hard. You must be still young right?

Ps. Don't neg rep me.

Pps. Ok. Go ahead.

Xoxo



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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #226 on: July 03, 2013, 10:21:01 PM »
Well played.  ;D

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #227 on: July 04, 2013, 02:26:40 AM »
Well, the lesson to be learnt from this thread was this is what you are posting against:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiuWJ3NC5w8

Sometimes it just sounds like noise coming out of his mouth. Not sure if this was all conducted in English...
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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #228 on: July 04, 2013, 07:06:56 AM »
Well, the lesson to be learnt from this thread was this is what you are posting against:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiuWJ3NC5w8

Sometimes it just sounds like noise coming out of his mouth. Not sure if this was all conducted in English...
Right, that's what every American sounds like. You're of Asian descent, am I right? So, of course, you must act like this guy:



Or maybe this one!

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #229 on: July 04, 2013, 07:22:57 AM »
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Well, the lesson to be learnt from this thread was this is what you are posting against:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiuWJ3NC5w8

Sometimes it just sounds like noise coming out of his mouth. Not sure if this was all conducted in English...
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Right, that's what every American sounds like. You're of Asian descent, am I right? So, of course, you must act like this guy:



Or maybe this one!



Light your HUF weed socks up!

I'm kind of a mix of these two but without the guns or a mongolian birthmark.

From now on, I'll try and read your posts in Duffel-ish though.
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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #230 on: July 04, 2013, 07:59:59 AM »
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Well, the lesson to be learnt from this thread was this is what you are posting against:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiuWJ3NC5w8

Sometimes it just sounds like noise coming out of his mouth. Not sure if this was all conducted in English...
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Right, that's what every American sounds like. You're of Asian descent, am I right? So, of course, you must act like this guy:



Or maybe this one!


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Light your HUF weed socks up!

I'm kind of a mix of these two but without the guns or a mongolian birthmark.

From now on, I'll try and read your posts in Duffel-ish though.
I wouldn't really bother, I know how much trouble normal reading and writing both give you. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #231 on: July 04, 2013, 09:22:10 AM »
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Well, the lesson to be learnt from this thread was this is what you are posting against:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiuWJ3NC5w8

Sometimes it just sounds like noise coming out of his mouth. Not sure if this was all conducted in English...
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Right, that's what every American sounds like. You're of Asian descent, am I right? So, of course, you must act like this guy:



Or maybe this one!


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Light your HUF weed socks up!

I'm kind of a mix of these two but without the guns or a mongolian birthmark.

From now on, I'll try and read your posts in Duffel-ish though.
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I wouldn't really bother, I know how much trouble normal reading and writing both give you. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

You aren't actually Duffel, are you?
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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #232 on: July 04, 2013, 10:20:06 AM »
To get back on topic, I don't know if everyone here is dumb or not...I'm sure a few posters are pretty fucking dumb; there's always a few dim bulbs in every batch, right?

What I do know is that some take this shit way too seriously...It's the fucking internet and I come here to talk about skateboarding. I don't swing from nuts, I try not to talk too much shit about (pro) skaters who are obviously better than me and are fortunate enough to make money doing what we all love, and I buy/ride what I like regardless of what's cool. I don't argue with people about stupid shit and I'm not a keyboard warlord. Fuck your rep and fuck mine.

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #233 on: July 04, 2013, 10:31:55 AM »
we should have a "who takes slap the least seriously" contest to find out whos best

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #234 on: July 04, 2013, 11:59:35 AM »
^ I need to win that. I don't care at all. Give it to me! I'm a nihilist, I don't care!
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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #235 on: July 04, 2013, 06:38:50 PM »
Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #236 on: July 04, 2013, 06:42:43 PM »
Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.




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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #237 on: July 04, 2013, 09:46:16 PM »
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I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.
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I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

Examples

WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.




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Yep, you're the greatest.



Oops! Didn't 'win' that one.


And how is Afghanistan and Iraq going. I thought Bush said mission accomplished May 1st 2003. Shitloads of Americans are awesome but your country is kept afloat buy china. You are the fattest country in the world so usa is no.1 sometimes.

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #238 on: July 05, 2013, 11:38:55 AM »
In fairness, even though Iraq was completely unjustified, the U.S. did leave, having unseated Saddam and the baathist government and installing a new government, meaning that the stupid and pointless mission was a success.
The U.S. isn't kept afloat by China at all, if anything, its the opposite. China wouldn't have the giant industrial boom they have had if it weren't for the fact that American companies invest and send production of goods over there and American consumers buy what they produce. If you are referring to China buying American currency, that actually just shows that China is dependent on the American dollar maintaining its value.

Also, losing a war to Afghanistan is a status symbol- The U.S., The Soviets, The British Empire, The Mongols, Alexander the Great- basically, you aren't the most powerful empire in the world until you fail to colonize Afghanistan.

That's why the U.S. is number one, and has been for the past 2013 years:
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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #239 on: July 05, 2013, 11:40:43 AM »
In fairness, even though Iraq was completely unjustified, the U.S. did leave, having unseated Saddam and the baathist government and installing a new government, meaning that the stupid and pointless mission was a success.
The U.S. isn't kept afloat by China at all, if anything, its the opposite. China wouldn't have the giant industrial boom they have had if it weren't for the fact that American companies invest and send production of goods over there and American consumers buy what they produce. If you are referring to China buying American currency, that actually just shows that China is dependent on the American dollar maintaining its value.

Also, losing a war to Afghanistan is a status symbol- The U.S., The Soviets, The British Empire, The Mongols, Alexander the Great- basically, you aren't the most powerful empire in the world until you fail to colonize Afghanistan.

That's why the U.S. is number one, and has been for the past 2013 years:


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