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How clever is the average slapper?

Gipper status
12 (10.4%)
Pretty intelligible
22 (19.1%)
What???
37 (32.2%)
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Will Easley

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #240 on: July 04, 2013, 06:42:43 PM »
Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.




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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #241 on: July 04, 2013, 09:46:16 PM »
I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.

I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

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WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.





Yep, you're the greatest.



Oops! Didn't 'win' that one.


And how is Afghanistan and Iraq going. I thought Bush said mission accomplished May 1st 2003. Shitloads of Americans are awesome but your country is kept afloat buy china. You are the fattest country in the world so usa is no.1 sometimes.

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #242 on: July 05, 2013, 11:38:55 AM »
In fairness, even though Iraq was completely unjustified, the U.S. did leave, having unseated Saddam and the baathist government and installing a new government, meaning that the stupid and pointless mission was a success.
The U.S. isn't kept afloat by China at all, if anything, its the opposite. China wouldn't have the giant industrial boom they have had if it weren't for the fact that American companies invest and send production of goods over there and American consumers buy what they produce. If you are referring to China buying American currency, that actually just shows that China is dependent on the American dollar maintaining its value.

Also, losing a war to Afghanistan is a status symbol- The U.S., The Soviets, The British Empire, The Mongols, Alexander the Great- basically, you aren't the most powerful empire in the world until you fail to colonize Afghanistan.

That's why the U.S. is number one, and has been for the past 2013 years:

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #243 on: July 05, 2013, 11:40:43 AM »
In fairness, even though Iraq was completely unjustified, the U.S. did leave, having unseated Saddam and the baathist government and installing a new government, meaning that the stupid and pointless mission was a success.
The U.S. isn't kept afloat by China at all, if anything, its the opposite. China wouldn't have the giant industrial boom they have had if it weren't for the fact that American companies invest and send production of goods over there and American consumers buy what they produce. If you are referring to China buying American currency, that actually just shows that China is dependent on the American dollar maintaining its value.

Also, losing a war to Afghanistan is a status symbol- The U.S., The Soviets, The British Empire, The Mongols, Alexander the Great- basically, you aren't the most powerful empire in the world until you fail to colonize Afghanistan.

That's why the U.S. is number one, and has been for the past 2013 years:


this cant be real. :(
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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #244 on: July 05, 2013, 11:46:44 AM »
^ HAHAHA!!
i likes skooterboarding.. be lets friends :)

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #245 on: July 07, 2013, 07:56:31 AM »
i likes skooterboarding.. be lets friends :)
 


That's why the U.S. is number one, and has been for the past 2013 years:



Here I was thinking I was retarded... I'm glad I'm not that stupid...
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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #246 on: July 07, 2013, 06:46:50 PM »
Real men have negative 100 reps.



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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #247 on: July 07, 2013, 07:04:58 PM »
Does anyone else skip over Ronald Regan's political novels too? I'll give them a shot on occasion if it's a couple of sentences long, but if I have to read a fucking book about some bullshit it's over for that post.

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« Reply #248 on: July 07, 2013, 07:48:24 PM »
Does anyone else skip over Ronald Regan's political novels too? I'll give them a shot on occasion if it's a couple of sentences long, but if I have to read a fucking book about some bullshit it's over for that post.
everybody except for the one person he is specifically arguing with does that.

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #249 on: July 07, 2013, 08:27:34 PM »
we neeeed to stop judging /ou(?)r?selvz/ ::)

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #250 on: July 08, 2013, 12:18:11 AM »
Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.
No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards.

This might be out of left field but I remember I posted something about East Timor. I checked the thread and saw you were the only poster viewing, refreshed because my computer was acting up and saw I was kooked, and you were out of the thread (and I posted nothing else that day). You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.

Being from the region, do you call the help "coolies"? Just curious.

Oops, opened that can of worms.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2013, 12:24:00 AM by happenstance »

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #251 on: July 08, 2013, 12:59:28 AM »
Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.
No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards.

This might be out of left field but I remember I posted something about East Timor. I checked the thread and saw you were the only poster viewing, refreshed because my computer was acting up and saw I was kooked, and you were out of the thread (and I posted nothing else that day). You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.

Being from the region, do you call the help "coolies"? Just curious.

Oops, opened that can of worms.

That's rough.

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #252 on: July 08, 2013, 01:22:16 AM »
Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.
No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards.

This might be out of left field but I remember I posted something about East Timor. I checked the thread and saw you were the only poster viewing, refreshed because my computer was acting up and saw I was kooked, and you were out of the thread (and I posted nothing else that day). You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.

Being from the region, do you call the help "coolies"? Just curious.

Oops, opened that can of worms.

That's rough.
Posting while drunk.

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #253 on: July 08, 2013, 04:37:28 AM »
Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.
No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards.

This might be out of left field but I remember I posted something about East Timor. I checked the thread and saw you were the only poster viewing, refreshed because my computer was acting up and saw I was kooked, and you were out of the thread (and I posted nothing else that day). You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.

Being from the region, do you call the help "coolies"? Just curious.

Oops, opened that can of worms.

That's rough.
Posting while drunk.
KOOK THAT GUY !!!!!!!

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #254 on: July 08, 2013, 07:46:06 AM »
There's no point hiding it any longer. Yes. I kooked you.

And I'll kook every last bleeding-heart fucker here that helps underprivileged children in Indonesia.

'No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards. You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.'

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #255 on: July 08, 2013, 07:54:46 AM »
i used to build housing in timor

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« Reply #256 on: July 08, 2013, 09:57:19 AM »
Afghanistan, colonialism, post deconstructionism, empiricism, Bush, Cheney, Foucault, slavoj zizek, there... smart.

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #257 on: July 08, 2013, 08:13:54 PM »
Maybe it is just me, I swear there has been a spike in dumbness around here lately.
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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #258 on: July 08, 2013, 08:33:01 PM »
Maybe it is just me, I swear there has been a spike in dumbness around here lately.

Is that what your psychoanalysis of everyone's posts lead you to believe?

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #259 on: July 08, 2013, 08:39:07 PM »
Stop trying to sound smart in a thread about stupidity.

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #260 on: July 08, 2013, 08:39:39 PM »
Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.
No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards.

This might be out of left field but I remember I posted something about East Timor. I checked the thread and saw you were the only poster viewing, refreshed because my computer was acting up and saw I was kooked, and you were out of the thread (and I posted nothing else that day). You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.

Being from the region, do you call the help "coolies"? Just curious.

Oops, opened that can of worms.

That's rough.
Posting while drunk.

Hah don't worry, I didn't say that it wasn't justified lol

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #261 on: July 08, 2013, 08:41:04 PM »
Stop trying to sound smart in a thread about stupidity.

lol it's a continuation of the Keenan thread where he was talking about me needing psychoanalysis or something.

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« Reply #262 on: July 08, 2013, 09:07:38 PM »
Stop trying to sound smart in a thread about stupidity.

lol it's a continuation of the Keenan thread where he was talking about me needing psychoanalysis or something.

lol anal sis , are you da inbred

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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #263 on: July 08, 2013, 09:15:41 PM »
Maybe it is just me, I swear there has been a spike in dumbness around here lately.

Is that what your psychoanalysis of everyone's posts lead you to believe?

I don't think psychoanalysis is really necessary. I was thinking more about the HUF shoe thread. But, you are also a welcome addition to the Carnival of Moroni. :-*
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Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
« Reply #264 on: July 08, 2013, 09:33:54 PM »
Maybe it is just me, I swear there has been a spike in dumbness around here lately.

Is that what your psychoanalysis of everyone's posts lead you to believe?

I don't think psychoanalysis is really necessary. I was thinking more about the HUF shoe thread. But, you are also a welcome addition to the Carnival of Moroni. :-*


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