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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2013, 11:21:30 AM »
different strokes for different folks eh
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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2013, 11:43:06 AM »
as a usual victim to goat foot, my shoes would blow this dudes head clean off.

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2013, 12:20:26 PM »
It's funny because I've heard of this but don't get it...and I fucking love skate shoes. I'd probably let a dude plow me just for wearing Emericas or something...regardless of what he looked like. But I don't want to beat off on the shoe or something...it's just that gay men NEVER wear actual skate shoes..."core" company shoes. They'll put on DC's and a ton of gay dudes wear Supras (take from that what you will) but you never see them in Lakais, Emericas...hmmm I guess those are the only core companies left. :'(

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2013, 12:33:17 PM »
GAY, I was hoping you'd throw your two cents in on this one.

Do you think the gay fellas wearing DCs and Supras are simply because that's what's most available to them?  They don't have to track down some skate shop for some Lakais, they can just go to whatever trendy boutique is in town and get some Skytops (I know it's Skytops, it's gotta be.)

I had a Human Sexuality course a few semesters ago and we did papers on fetishes.  I went out of my way to track down some weird shit, but honestly, the oddest one I could find was the dudes who liked watching women step on stuff.  It just seemed so non-sexual.  There were videos of women from the knee to mid-thigh down just stepping on stuff.  Apparently, some of them step on animals too, but there's no fucking way I'd track that down.  It was just stuff like women stepping on food or things that make noise.  Messy stuff seemed popular.

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2013, 12:47:59 PM »
im in

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2013, 12:58:30 PM »
GAY and HATE!, I'm sure there are plenty of us homos who are just skate rats, and not stereotypical twinks.

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2013, 01:38:00 PM »
GAY and HATE!, I'm sure there are plenty of us homos who are just skate rats, and not stereotypical twinks.

I know that, but we're (not including HATE! in my "we're") so few and far between. We should have a meet up. Joust battle at Bronson or something. Stoked on your post though!

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2013, 01:43:48 PM »
Wait, is joust anything like swords?  I might be willing to switch teams if it's like swords.

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2013, 01:44:37 PM »
GAY, I was hoping you'd throw your two cents in on this one.

Do you think the gay fellas wearing DCs and Supras are simply because that's what's most available to them?� They don't have to track down some skate shop for some Lakais, they can just go to whatever trendy boutique is in town and get some Skytops (I know it's Skytops, it's gotta be.)

I had a Human Sexuality course a few semesters ago and we did papers on fetishes.� I went out of my way to track down some weird shit, but honestly, the oddest one I could find was the dudes who liked watching women step on stuff.� It just seemed so non-sexual.� There were videos of women from the knee to mid-thigh down just stepping on stuff.� Apparently, some of them step on animals too, but there's no fucking way I'd track that down.� It was just stuff like women stepping on food or things that make noise.� Messy stuff seemed popular.

I just heard a new one this weekend that blew my mind: a buddy of mine who does a lot of weird porn himself told me that the weirdest video he ever saw was this dude who put his dick and balls into a bell jar type thing full of hornets and then shook it up all to hell so that the hornets got bummed and stung the shit out of his dick. He said that dude's dick swelled up and eventually even broke the jar. That makes this shoe thing look like the Spanky makeup kiss video...slightly creepy but quite tame.

I think a lot of gay guys just don't actually go into core shops...only thing I can guess. Supras are trendy and DC's are mall shoes so if they're looking for a good pair of sneakers that makes sense. Nothing wrong with those brands...just don't see gay guys wearing other more difficult to find stuff.

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2013, 01:53:17 PM »
Well would ya look at that.  Whatever floats your boat and doesn't sink mine, I guess.

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2013, 04:17:02 PM »
this is news to everyone except slap

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2013, 11:44:27 PM »
My first thought was that Rickk just found a new revenue stream, but "tube socks" seems a bit more Navarrette...


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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2013, 12:03:15 AM »
This is how pops survived for a long time

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2013, 11:17:04 AM »
Best idea for an interview.

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2013, 05:49:33 PM »
Wait, is joust anything like swords?  I might be willing to switch teams if it's like swords.

Did I just get invited to a sword fight? 

I'll have to check my schedule.

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2013, 06:27:43 PM »
Wish i was in California... Could really use some extra cash..

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2013, 06:31:49 PM »
i wonder if he ever posts up by a skatepark and jacks of in the distance
i think the self-clap should be more socially acceptable

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2013, 05:07:28 PM »
I actually felt this was a very interesting/disturbing/grotesque/confusing article. It's definitely one of the best/most unique things JENKEM's written about so far. I've definitely thought about this one after I closed the page and left a shocking image in my head of some D3's smashing bananas. But the thing is, the dude states that he has no sexual intentions for the 'skaters', unless of course he finds them attractive. It's only for the shoes (and socks), which is very strange...makes me feel weird next time I go into a skate shop and precisely check out all the shoes one after another ..

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Re: JENKEM: Skate Shoe Fetishist Wants To Buy Your Old Dirty Socks
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2013, 05:57:06 PM »
My homie got a call from some dude who wanted to buy used socks for 200-400$ a pair (depending on how long the socks have been used skating). He drops the socks behind a toilet in one gas station and collects an envelope with the money agreed. He has sold this summer/sping 4 or 5 pairs and recently got an offer from the same dude that was willing to pay 800$ for 10minutes of toe sucking (that he didn't do). The arrangement works pretty fine. He hasn't seen the buyer nor gotten any harrasment. Pretty good fucking deal IMO.