I actually felt this was a very interesting/disturbing/grotesque/confusing article. It's definitely one of the best/most unique things JENKEM's written about so far. I've definitely thought about this one after I closed the page and left a shocking image in my head of some D3's smashing bananas. But the thing is, the dude states that he has no sexual intentions for the 'skaters', unless of course he finds them attractive. It's only for the shoes (and socks), which is very strange...makes me feel weird next time I go into a skate shop and precisely check out all the shoes one after another ..