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chockfullofthat

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Historical Jeebus
« on: July 11, 2013, 09:21:21 AM »
Who was he? 

I heard he was a dude from Nazareth named Jeshua who had 8 siblings and hung out with gnarly dude called John the Baptist who would eat locusts in the woods and tell everyone that God was going to smite them and they needed to repent.  He was probably pretty bad ass because people wrote about him for a long time.  How should a non-believer think of him?

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Re: Historical Jeebus
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2013, 09:40:33 AM »
8 year olds, dude.

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Re: Historical Jeebus
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2013, 05:01:45 PM »
  How should a non-believer think of him?
As a hippie.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Historical Jeebus
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2013, 05:19:21 PM »
i can't believe people got crucified once upon a time, like wtf lol

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Re: Historical Jeebus
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2013, 05:37:47 PM »
i can't believe people got crucified once upon a time, like wtf lol

Right?   :'(

That's only one form of ridiculous torture. Treason?  Man. Don't fuck with treason.

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Re: Historical Jeebus
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2013, 05:52:16 PM »
yea treason is bad, what about being stoned to death or burnt at the stake

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Re: Historical Jeebus
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2013, 06:09:02 PM »
Waterboarding is torture for real men. You guys are tripping.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.