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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2006, 02:33:28 PM »
alEXACTLY.
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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2006, 02:35:23 PM »
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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2006, 06:36:50 PM »
shit she must have got some serious second hand (haha) embarresment

Anyone else find this ridiculously funny? I laughed my ass off, haha. I've almost gotten caught twice. Very close encounters, all played off smoothly as well.

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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2006, 12:11:06 AM »
basically, Tonyhoxcox put a dudes dick and balls in his mouth and then ate his shit.  but in his defense, Tonyhoxcox is gay so it's really not that out-of-the-ordinary.

 That was not funny.
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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2006, 12:13:16 AM »
It was hurtful and out of line.

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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2006, 12:25:58 AM »
No. I just posted a story about my little brother walking in while i was looking at porn.

thats all
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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2006, 01:15:03 PM »
Maybe you should go find some drugs so you can deal with it.

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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2006, 02:11:33 AM »
all this talk about masturbating makes me tired
Faggot style

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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #38 on: December 09, 2006, 02:13:33 AM »
Maybe you should go find some drugs so you can deal with it.

 Haha, good one.

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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2006, 08:58:36 PM »
got caught twice and my mom freaked out and started crying and shit

it was lame

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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2006, 09:25:08 PM »
That would suck.

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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2006, 03:06:42 AM »
A girls mom walked in while I was drunk and fucking her daughter. She just made me sleep on the couch. But she saw my dick because the girl got right up.
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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2006, 01:58:52 PM »
got caught twice and my mom freaked out and started crying and shit

it was lame

AHHA
crying
that would make me feel like i just killed a baby

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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2006, 10:10:13 PM »
My computer used to be in my parents room.  The door wasnt closed.  Giant vagina taking up the whole screen.  Mom walks in.  Tells me to get the fuck out.  I still have my dick in my hand.

TOTALLY FUCKING SUCKED. 

I think I got caught another time too but I cant remember it so probably not.

Recently though, I was wacking it, and I heard my door knob jiggle so I minimized shit real fast, and pull up my pants as much as I could but my ass was like hanging out still...all pulling my shirt over my shit and my fucking sister just walks in without knocking and is like have you seen the dog? and proceeds to stand there and talk to me for like 5 minutes.  fucking worst.

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Re: Caught Masturbating
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2006, 10:17:17 PM »
A girls mom walked in while I was drunk and fucking her daughter. She just made me sleep on the couch. But she saw my dick because the girl got right up.

i was fucking this girl a few nights ago, and her grandma came in the room and turned the lights on...the grandma was completely blazed and just started laughing and walked out.  We laughed, and continued to have sex.  Her grandparents are hippy wierdo's and she does whatever the fuck she wants, i guess...
女の子は女の子とセックスすると、「lezzing out」です。 例えば、トニコクスホクスと友&