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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1470 on: July 29, 2018, 06:47:02 PM »

good on ninejah really, she's nowhere near as bad as some of you are making out.
Do give her some credit too because remember that everytime she bangs him she has to look at that tattoo of his mum


I heard she makes keep his sleeveless hoodie on
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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1471 on: July 29, 2018, 06:50:25 PM »
I heard she makes keep his sleeveless hoodie on
tbh I would too!

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1472 on: July 29, 2018, 07:48:37 PM »
Would have expected Manderson to be with more of a hesh type bird. that girl looking THOTTY.
Did you ever read his interview about how him and his girl planned out their unprotected sex based on an ovulation calendar? I spent time looking for it, without luck, but it was in either Skateboarder or TSM around 2010.
chris nieratko told that to manderson back when he wrote for tsm, i own it and remember reading it.
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On an unrelated note, remember last year when I told you how about accidentally getting skateboarder Mike Anderson's girlfriend pregnant? I had told him there was only one or two days out of each month a girl can get pregnant and two weeks later his girlfriend, Daisy, was knocked up
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I've got that issue of TSM sitting around somewhere, I remember that interview

Also Nyjah's girl is damn fine, y'all are trippin

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1473 on: July 29, 2018, 08:06:57 PM »
I feel like TJ Rogers probably has some real slam pigs

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1474 on: July 29, 2018, 10:08:13 PM »
Slap has a Erica Yary aka budget Kendra Gaeta creep thread lmao. Grow up.

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1475 on: July 30, 2018, 05:53:06 AM »

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1476 on: July 30, 2018, 06:54:36 PM »
I heard she makes keep his sleeveless hoodie on
tbh I would too!

every time you say something here i invision jim greco with hair extensions speaking

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1477 on: July 30, 2018, 07:16:15 PM »
I heard she makes keep his sleeveless hoodie on
tbh I would too!

every time you say something here i invision jim greco with hair extensions speaking
you say that like it's a bad thing ;)


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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1478 on: July 30, 2018, 07:31:42 PM »
Seems safe to assume that she requests it from behind anytime there not in total darkness.  While muttering, "he's rich, and sorta famous,  plus the modeling shots on his new car are going to get me a real gig.  Milan runway, here I come.  I was meant to be more than just a Monster girl."

She was not meant to be more than just a monster girl.

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1479 on: July 30, 2018, 07:34:34 PM »
Seems safe to assume that she requests it from behind anytime there not in total darkness.  While muttering, "he's rich, and sorta famous,  plus the modeling shots on his new car are going to get me a real gig.  Milan runway, here I come.  I was meant to be more than just a Monster girl."

She was not meant to be more than just a monster girl.
Think his dirty talk is 'where do you want me to unleash the beast?'

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1480 on: July 30, 2018, 08:28:27 PM »
I dunno if he still skates, but Jake Anderson's lady is pretty fly.

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1481 on: July 30, 2018, 08:32:35 PM »
I heard she makes keep his sleeveless hoodie on
tbh I would too!

every time you say something here i invision jim greco with hair extensions speaking
you say that like it's a bad thing ;)


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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1482 on: July 30, 2018, 11:04:53 PM »


What would you call this one?

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Some call Langdon.

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1483 on: July 31, 2018, 08:58:40 AM »
I just saw the "skaters in 2018 look like this" meme, but this dude really does have a Steve from Blues Clues look.

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1484 on: July 31, 2018, 12:22:34 PM »
Would have expected Manderson to be with more of a hesh type bird. that girl looking THOTTY.
Did you ever read his interview about how him and his girl planned out their unprotected sex based on an ovulation calendar? I spent time looking for it, without luck, but it was in either Skateboarder or TSM around 2010.
Is that supposed to be weird? That's how most people who plan kids do it.

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1485 on: July 31, 2018, 12:48:15 PM »
Would have expected Manderson to be with more of a hesh type bird. that girl looking THOTTY.
Did you ever read his interview about how him and his girl planned out their unprotected sex based on an ovulation calendar? I spent time looking for it, without luck, but it was in either Skateboarder or TSM around 2010.
Is that supposed to be weird? That's how most people who plan kids do it.

Itís true, and girls have a certain type of vaginal
Discharge right before ovulation that you can base your baby making times around

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1486 on: July 31, 2018, 03:40:13 PM »
Would have expected Manderson to be with more of a hesh type bird. that girl looking THOTTY.
Did you ever read his interview about how him and his girl planned out their unprotected sex based on an ovulation calendar? I spent time looking for it, without luck, but it was in either Skateboarder or TSM around 2010.
Is that supposed to be weird? That's how most people who plan kids do it.
just ironic because they did it for the opposite reason and it backfired

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1487 on: July 31, 2018, 03:52:34 PM »


What would you call this one?

Silas from the DaVinci Code
Some call Langdon.
David Lee Roth looks like shit these days

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1488 on: September 10, 2018, 10:37:28 AM »
T-puds is wifing Asian Carrie


shes cute

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1489 on: September 10, 2018, 04:58:24 PM »
Ozarís lady is a jaw-dropper...

Like Daewon said: if skateboarding is a ten story building, Rodney is on eleventh floor.

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1490 on: September 10, 2018, 05:34:47 PM »
T-puds is wifing Asian Carrie


shes cute

tpuds winning...what a fucking babe


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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1491 on: September 10, 2018, 07:14:28 PM »
Ozarís lady is a jaw-dropper...



She skates a lot too, that's pretty cool. I think she skates tranny regular-footed and street goofy, which I've never seen before. Also has axle grinds to fakie, I wish I could do that trick. He better ring her up!
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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1492 on: September 11, 2018, 10:01:43 AM »
^I've met omar before and he's such a charismatic sweetheart. Don't know his personal life, but I figured he was probably a hopeless romantic. I'm Happy for him.

On another note, Holy fuck! "Rubs the lotion on the skin!" I don't buy into her quirky, cutesy personality like everyone else, but Nora needs to gtfo of there! That's buffalo bill!

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1493 on: September 11, 2018, 10:40:30 AM »
Omar seems awesome.  I remember watching him land off what I believe was a 50-50 on a linked rail in Art Bars and he made a little claw motion with his hand like he was Nightcrawler from the X-men. 

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1494 on: September 11, 2018, 02:21:05 PM »
T-Puds girl was a wanna be LA rapper at one point. Hopefully she grew up out of that crap. Cute girl. He keeps winning with his girls.
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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1495 on: September 11, 2018, 03:18:37 PM »
T-Puds girl was a wanna be LA rapper at one point. Hopefully she grew up out of that crap. Cute girl. He keeps winning with his girls.

Did not expect this voice to come out of her


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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1496 on: September 11, 2018, 03:21:37 PM »
omar's girl and the nuge's girl are probably the finest lookin women i've seen who actually skate

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1497 on: September 12, 2018, 12:59:16 AM »
james hardy hit the jackpot
what qualifies you for a sex offender list in skateboarding

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1498 on: September 12, 2018, 02:59:05 AM »
T-Puds girl was a wanna be LA rapper at one point. Hopefully she grew up out of that crap. Cute girl. He keeps winning with his girls.

Did not expect this voice to come out of her



Yeah, but she's giving us those Jereme Rogers looks while she is doing it!

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1499 on: September 12, 2018, 03:08:50 AM »
This thread is fucking embarrassing.