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Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« on: July 19, 2013, 08:49:36 AM »
Kurtis Colamonico. How? Why?


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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2013, 08:58:38 AM »
Mikey Taylor's wife


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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2013, 09:08:24 AM »
Best new thread.

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2013, 09:18:10 AM »
i was hoping for a fun new way to keep my money safe

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2013, 09:22:46 AM »
i was hoping for a fun new way to keep my money safe

I was actually pleasantly surprised, I thought I was walking into a thread full of loud ass velcro wallets and rubber coin pouches.

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2013, 09:23:02 AM »
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Take away the tats, and this is Miss America.

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2013, 09:28:21 AM »
Chicks dig tats.  Horrible, horrible tats.



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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2013, 09:43:00 AM »
kurtis colamonico's jesus has such short legs
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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2013, 09:46:39 AM »
I'm hoping this will turn into a Slap Readers Wives thread like those biker magazines have.

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2013, 09:48:29 AM »
daaaaamn colamonicos wife is fiiiiiiiiiyyyiiiiiiiihiiiiine
Good to know photoshopped jizz is the line that SLAP doesn't cross. Pansies.

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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2013, 10:01:53 AM »
good for them
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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2013, 10:34:01 AM »
Strangely, the majority of scumbag average-dude skaters I know have relatively hot girlfriends or wives.  It stands to reason that the professionals would have VERY hot girlfriends.

I think its cuz we're tuff guys rite?
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2013, 10:40:33 AM »
Kurtis wife is smoking hot.  Miley Taylor's wife not so much.

My wife is super hot.

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« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2013, 11:30:56 AM »
Someone get pics of Mandersons lady

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« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2013, 11:35:07 AM »
Quote from: Rocko  link=topic=71703.msg1957736#msg1957736 date=1374258656
Someone get pics of Mandersons lady


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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2013, 11:35:29 AM »
P-Roduct Placement's Man-Dew Target.


 

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« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2013, 11:50:07 AM »
I sure hope I put this in the wrong thread...


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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2013, 11:54:23 AM »
that was posted by the most appropriate person ever.

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« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2013, 12:03:45 PM »


I wonder if they served Monster Energy drink at their wedding dinner? Did he sew a Monster patch to his tux lapel?

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« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2013, 12:18:26 PM »
Just a couple of love birds, waiting for their Engram audits to see how much damage was done that time her face got fucked.


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« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2013, 12:19:15 PM »
Another reason why we love Muska


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« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2013, 12:20:32 PM »
someone get a pic of Bucky's wife


been pining over here since the traditional shot of her watching in the crowd since the 2000 x games

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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2013, 12:27:20 PM »
Torey's girlfriend is pretty solid too.


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Re: Skateboarders' Weiner Wallets
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2013, 12:30:39 PM »
Uh, here you go, Finland...

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