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Poor Man's
« on: July 20, 2013, 04:58:11 PM »
Remember in the Circa video they said Tony Tave was the poor man's Koston?  I always thought that was kinda funny/interesting.  I'd say Patrick Melcher is the poor man's Louie Barletta.  anyone have any they can think of?

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2013, 05:02:00 PM »
Austin Stephens: the poor man's Nate Broussard.
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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2013, 05:15:26 PM »
chris haslam is the poor man's daewon

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2013, 05:21:46 PM »
david reyes is a poor mans malto, but i still like him
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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2013, 05:39:53 PM »
Jereme Rogers a poor man's Paul Rodriguez. Brian Wenning is a poor man.

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2013, 05:46:34 PM »
Not totally relevant, but I thought it was funny when a magazine that escapes my mind at the moment referred to Rodrigo TX as a 3rd world P-Rod.

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2013, 06:11:37 PM »
I thought of Stefan Attardo as the poor man's Dill back in the day

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2013, 06:16:36 PM »
Mikey Taylor is the poor mans Dylan Rieder

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2013, 06:17:37 PM »
Gillete is the poor mans Dylan.

Dill is the poor mans Gonz.

Andy Mac is the poor mans Tony Hawk.

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2013, 06:21:48 PM »
Gillete is the poor mans Dylan.

Dill is the poor mans Gonz.

Andy Mac is the poor mans Tony Hawk.

i was going to use the Andy Mac/Tony Hawk for the starter!! haha

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2013, 07:11:41 PM »
Not totally relevant, but I thought it was funny when a magazine that escapes my mind at the moment referred to Rodrigo TX as a 3rd world P-Rod.

pretty dumb comparison. TX and P rod have very different styles of skating. If anything maybe Danny Cerezini can be a "poor mans" p rod.
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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2013, 07:20:52 PM »
Gillete is the poor mans Dylan.

Dill is the poor mans Gonz.

Andy Mac is the poor mans Tony Hawk.

This is pretty close to where I was gonna go!

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2013, 07:27:19 PM »
johan stuckey - poor mans chris lambert

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2013, 07:58:39 PM »
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Gillete is the poor mans Dylan.

Dill is the poor mans Gonz.

Andy Mac is the poor mans Tony Hawk.
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This is pretty close to where I was gonna go!

I'd argue Olson is the poor mans Dylan.
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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2013, 08:09:50 PM »
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Gillete is the poor mans Dylan.

Dill is the poor mans Gonz.

Andy Mac is the poor mans Tony Hawk.
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This is pretty close to where I was gonna go!
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I'd argue Olson is the poor mans Dylan.
i'd argue Alex is the poor man's Steve
Like Daewon said: if skateboarding is a ten story building, Rodney is on eleventh floor.

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2013, 08:13:24 PM »
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Gillete is the poor mans Dylan.

Dill is the poor mans Gonz.

Andy Mac is the poor mans Tony Hawk.
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This is pretty close to where I was gonna go!
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I'd argue Olson is the poor mans Dylan.
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i'd argue Alex is the poor man's Steve

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2013, 08:25:03 PM »
Boo Johnson is the rich mans Kevin Romar... sadly that still equals the poor mans Gershon Mosley

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2013, 10:10:37 PM »
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Not totally relevant, but I thought it was funny when a magazine that escapes my mind at the moment referred to Rodrigo TX as a 3rd world P-Rod.
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pretty dumb comparison. TX and P rod have very different styles of skating. If anything maybe Danny Cerezini can be a "poor mans" p rod.

Even that is not right. Cerezini is a lot more tech than P-Rod, but P-Rod does bigger shit. I would say it is one of those random dudes that skates his park or Evan Hernandez (even though he is not from the third world...I think).
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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2013, 10:59:19 PM »
chase webb, the poor man's fetal alcohol syndrome-bastard child.

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2013, 11:01:21 PM »
david gonzales is a poor mans christian hosoi


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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2013, 11:02:13 PM »
I thought this was gonna be about poor mans bikini beach TV show...

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2013, 11:22:11 PM »
Brian Wenning is the poor man's Jereme Rogers. Hear me out...

They both had amazing first parts, showed this amazing capacity for skateboarding, then went absolutely fucking crazy and holy shit they're crazy. The reason Wenning is the poor man's version is because he is poor.

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2013, 12:17:13 AM »
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Not totally relevant, but I thought it was funny when a magazine that escapes my mind at the moment referred to Rodrigo TX as a 3rd world P-Rod.
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pretty dumb comparison. TX and P rod have very different styles of skating. If anything maybe Danny Cerezini can be a "poor mans" p rod.
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Even that is not right. Cerezini is a lot more tech than P-Rod, but P-Rod does bigger shit. I would say it is one of those random dudes that skates his park or Evan Hernandez (even though he is not from the third world...I think).

Evan Hernandez is rich off owning KREW and slanging that yo. Tx beat p rod on a double hardflip in BATB 4. Cerezini has stick up the ass style so I guess him and Paul have that in common, but he is not as tech as P Rod...not even close.

That said ill offer this gem:
  Richard Mulder is the poor man's Henry Sanchez

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2013, 12:21:31 AM »
chase webb, the poor man's fetal alcohol syndrome-bastard child.

Yeah he reminds me of this special needs kid (ironically named Chase) that went to my highschool. You know...braces, mouth open with a dumbfounded look all the time, total signs of severe retardation.  Like the midget, soccer playing son on Little People Big World.

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2013, 12:23:28 AM »
Jereme Rogers a poor man's Paul Rodriguez. Brian Wenning is a poor man.

hahahaha

Koston- poor man's tiger woods
Gary Rogers- poor man's dave chapelle

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2013, 12:27:47 AM »
Nick Trapasso- the poor mans Keanu Reeves.

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2013, 01:23:17 AM »
Dorian Tucker: Poor man's Marc Johnson (Maybe just for Dickies Pants Style back in the day...)

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2013, 01:32:42 AM »
Forrest is the poor man's Nyjah
hate on it, most of you Fuck boys worship Forrest and despise nyjah yet they're both just elite stair huckers/ rail skaters
hypocrisy at its finest

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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2013, 01:34:36 AM »
Keelan Dadd is a poor mans Tx






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Re: Poor Man's
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2013, 01:35:02 AM »
i always thought of strubing as a less rich man's busenitz