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Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« on: August 16, 2013, 10:28:57 AM »


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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2013, 10:38:09 AM »
That was alright, I was hoping to get more of an insight on the vans video though. And I had no idea who this chase dude was.


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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2013, 10:52:36 AM »
I wish they brought up the SOTY party where he punks Phelps.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2013, 10:55:23 AM »
The Berrics could not have found a more suitable representative.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2013, 12:01:25 PM »
Did nobody else notice that Chase said he sodomized kids with a screwdriver?

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2013, 12:05:03 PM »
Did nobody else notice that Chase said he sodomized kids with a screwdriver?

yeah what the fuck, i bet he chopped up ms. glendale.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2013, 12:32:26 PM »
Did nobody else notice that Chase said he sodomized kids with a screwdriver?

yeah... what? and why does he have so many stories he can't tell? fuckin' sketchy.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2013, 12:36:44 PM »
Tied kids up and stuck screwdrivers up their asses? What? Everybody is just like, "hahaha, oh man, ruining childhoods". Chase is a fucked up white boy.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2013, 12:39:41 PM »
I wish they brought up the SOTY party where he punks Phelps.



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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2013, 12:55:36 PM »
who drinks baileys straight ... and that screw driver story is fucked up

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2013, 01:02:53 PM »
wow chase is soo fucking creepy

he acts like such a passive aggressive pussy whos actually psycho, and the ONE story he finds acceptable to tell is the most fucked up shit ive heard

and just like rowley, the yoon thing made me not wanna finish my beer (i still did, obviously)

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2013, 01:16:54 PM »
I wish they brought up the SOTY party where he punks Phelps.

never realized Silas was so short.

I remember reading the setups thing on Transworld and he said he has a 8.5 shoe. I was like....who the heck that is 5.7 has a 8.5 shoe? Then I found out he was way shorter. Even Daewon. I haven't seen him in person but if he is sizeable to Daniel Castillo, then dude is mega short.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2013, 01:18:35 PM »
Did nobody else notice that Chase said he sodomized kids with a screwdriver?

yeah... what? and why does he have so many stories he can't tell? fuckin' sketchy.

If he can tell about sodomizing kids, I wonder how bad the other stories he couldn't tell are :o

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2013, 01:25:36 PM »
Is it weird that I think getting a Berrics tattoo is equally fucked up to raping kids with hand tools?

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2013, 01:58:21 PM »
notice how he doesn't just put his hand on Geoff's shoulder like a normal person, instead he's like clinging on to it. this guy is starting to fucking freak me out to be honest.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2013, 02:23:06 PM »
it  all makes sense why he is the filmer for the berrics, only someone that fucked up could ever get along for that long with steve berra

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2013, 02:35:13 PM »
kinda a boring episode, that chase dude is creepy as fuck like strangling your new puppy you just got for Christmas creepy.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2013, 02:37:16 PM »
Erica really needs to lose the highlights
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2013, 02:38:47 PM »
Chase is fucking weird, and Rowley needs to start eating some real food, he looks like he's dying.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2013, 02:42:13 PM »
The whole time Chase was talking I was just picturing him wearing an earpiece and Berra "coaching" him through it all.   Then he got to the part about sodomizing kids with the sharp end of a screwdriver and I knew Berra wouldn't have any of that....or would he

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2013, 02:45:29 PM »
brink is so rad but erica sucks so much, they need to find a replacement fast, apart from that, rowleys fuckin rad as anything.

chase tho..

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2013, 03:12:33 PM »
Seriously though Chase Gabor sodomized kids with a screwdriver.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2013, 03:21:42 PM »
It's cool they can all have a laugh about it though. All's well that ends well. I'm sure the kids who were raped with red Robertson's went on to happy and productive lives. Kids are resilient and studies have shown that anal rape by tool is no different than falling off a bike, or getting bonked in the nose with a tetherball.  Boyz will be boyz, right?

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2013, 04:34:08 PM »
Chase should probably be in prison maybe.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2013, 04:34:53 PM »

dude's a fucking weirdo.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2013, 04:43:58 PM »

dude's a fucking weirdo.

you can see its a selfie from the mirror in the background. extra creepy.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2013, 04:48:51 PM »
Seriously though Chase Gabor sodomized kids with a screwdriver.

and we all had a nice laugh.

Seriously, Brink was that a euphemism or something?  What the fuck dudes?
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2013, 05:00:27 PM »
how do you feel about chase, brink?
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2013, 05:22:44 PM »
how do you feel about chase, brink?

I've only recently become friends with Chase but he's a great dude. That screwdriver story is kinda shocking, indeed. In fact that was NOT the answer I was expecting when I was prompted to ask about it. That said, I'm not gonna sit here and judge him based on some childhood shit and act like I've never done anything mean in my life ... kids do stupid, lame, mean shit. That's not me making an excuse or condoning something like that. It's just the truth.

All the stuff he wouldn't answer was chick related. From day one I discovered that dudes on the show never wanna talk about chick stuff ... likely because it salts their game with said chicks or future ones. That's my guess.

This thread really should derail into fucked up things you did to other kids or had done to you when you were young ... confessions ... that would be more fun I think.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2013, 05:33:32 PM »
Who's worried about salting their game when they can swing by Home Depot, grab a tool kit and then rape the shit out of any old asshole they please?