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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2013, 05:35:47 PM »
This thread really should derail into fucked up things you did to other kids or had done to you when you were young



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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2013, 05:37:17 PM »
i dont know man



i never did anything on the "stick a screwdriver in someone's ass" level even when i was a young turd

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2013, 05:41:11 PM »
brink, please continue to ignore all the erica haters. I would personally be pretty bummed if she weren't on the show anymore.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2013, 05:42:03 PM »
it� all makes sense why he is the filmer for the berrics, only someone that fucked up could ever get along for that long with steve berra

yeah, and the speech berra gave him... he does have a point that its a huge opportunity, but the wording just makes it seem like he's justifying whatever he asks of him

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2013, 05:44:11 PM »
I used to call some fat kid fatty, that's kinda like sodomizing him right?

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2013, 05:45:48 PM »

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2013, 05:49:25 PM »
A girl in 4th grade brought her 200 year old dog in for show and tell. It went under my desk and shit, then threw up all over my legs. I told her I hoped her dog died. Then when she went home, her dog died. She was convinced I had used black magic or otherwise caused her dog's death, and her and her mother demanded I apologize in front of everyone. Since I'm not a dark wizard and didn't kill her dog with my mind, I refused and it upset her greatly.

I did not tie her down and shove a screwdriver up her ass.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2013, 05:53:54 PM »
when i was in 5th grade i was best friends with a kid who once microwaved a hamster till it exploded. anyway, one day he comes up to me laughing and says "dude i just put peanut butter in lucy (or some shits) sandwich and she has no idea!" i guess i thought that was kinda funny because i was like 8 so i just went along with it. so she was ended up in the hospital because she was deathly allergic to peanut butter and this kid knew it the whole time, and was convinced i did too. we never got caught tho LOL.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2013, 05:57:06 PM »
I spit in a kids face who I knew was too pussy to fight back, but yeah I think if I got raped by a screwdriver when I was a child I would totally see what was funny about it.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2013, 06:01:53 PM »
wow chase is soo fucking creepy

he acts like such a passive aggressive pussy whos actually psycho, and the ONE story he finds acceptable to tell is the most fucked up shit ive heard

THIS


holy crap I died of laughter
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #40 on: August 16, 2013, 06:02:51 PM »
how do you feel about chase, brink?

That said, I'm not gonna sit here and judge him based on some childhood shit and act like I've never done anything mean in my life ... kids do stupid, lame, mean shit.

Tying kids up and raping them with screwdrivers is a little bit more than "mean"  and "lame" kid stuff. That's some fucking dexter shit. I crushed some chips on a kids ice cream one time. Still feel kinda bad about it. Meanwhile this weirdo is laughing off some horrific shit.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #41 on: August 16, 2013, 06:13:15 PM »
Who's worried about salting their game when they can swing by Home Depot, grab a tool kit and then rape the shit out of any old asshole they please?

i laughed so hard at this.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #42 on: August 16, 2013, 06:26:43 PM »
i think psychopaths like this should be killed, they can't be rehabilitated, anyone who microwaves a hamster deserves to die as well

seriously tho, is this faggot gonna come up with any new ideas for filming besides turn out all the lights and use generators to film at the berrics, hes useless

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #43 on: August 16, 2013, 06:27:44 PM »
how do you feel about chase, brink?

I've only recently become friends with Chase but he's a great dude. That screwdriver story is kinda shocking, indeed. In fact that was NOT the answer I was expecting when I was prompted to ask about it. That said, I'm not gonna sit here and judge him based on some childhood shit and act like I've never done anything mean in my life ... kids do stupid, lame, mean shit. That's not me making an excuse or condoning something like that. It's just the truth.

All the stuff he wouldn't answer was chick related. From day one I discovered that dudes on the show never wanna talk about chick stuff ... likely because it salts their game with said chicks or future ones. That's my guess.

This thread really should derail into fucked up things you did to other kids or had done to you when you were young ... confessions ... that would be more fun I think.

This thread should definitely not derail off of that. I'm pretty sure this dudes game is salted by admitting he sodomized people with screwdrivers but heeeeey who knows.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #44 on: August 16, 2013, 06:30:43 PM »
how do you feel about chase, brink?

I've only recently become friends with Chase but he's a great dude. That screwdriver story is kinda shocking, indeed. In fact that was NOT the answer I was expecting when I was prompted to ask about it. That said, I'm not gonna sit here and judge him based on some childhood shit and act like I've never done anything mean in my life ... kids do stupid, lame, mean shit. That's not me making an excuse or condoning something like that. It's just the truth.

This thread really should derail into fucked up things you did to other kids or had done to you when you were young ... confessions ... that would be more fun I think.

Uh, no. With all due respect, sodomizing another kid with a screwdriver isn't even close to garden variety, "stupid, lame, mean shit" kids do to each other. Maybe if you're viewing the world through a Jeffrey Dahmer filter, then yeah, ok. Otherwise, you can't be serious. Oh, right...don't wanna be too quick to judge. :jerkit

Hey I get it, I'm sure it's a potential political hot potato for you to say anything critical of someone else in the industry (or close to Berra, specifically).

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #45 on: August 16, 2013, 06:36:45 PM »
wow chase is a faggot yo

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #46 on: August 16, 2013, 06:42:00 PM »
Putain Brink where's the Salabanzi question

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #47 on: August 16, 2013, 07:10:54 PM »


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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #48 on: August 16, 2013, 07:11:15 PM »
I like how he played it down saying that, "I guess it's kind of common now."  Like this is just some harmless prank that he was ahead of the curve on and it's cool because lots of people do it.  

But guess what happens to those people?  They generally get charged with rape.


EDIT: Another thing I just thought of that's pretty fucked up--he didn't even express any regret.  He very easily could have not told that story and said, "It was super fucked up and I don't even want to think about it.  It was stupid and lame of me."  He just downplayed it.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #49 on: August 16, 2013, 07:28:22 PM »
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that was way out of left field.


Yeah we all did lame/fucked up shit when we were younger, but that is on the more serial-killer side, along with torturing animals or something.


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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #50 on: August 16, 2013, 07:54:35 PM »
One time I was walking down the street, punched my best friend, Darius, in the nutsack for no reason. Just both...both fists, just double punched him as hard as I could.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #51 on: August 16, 2013, 07:55:23 PM »
Yeah we all did lame/fucked up shit when we were younger, but that is on the more serial-killer side, along with torturing animals or something.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #52 on: August 16, 2013, 07:56:55 PM »
i was gonna say something about geoff spending $22,000 on a single trick but it just doesnt seem right in the context of this thread

hope chase has a good shrink, dude probably has a bunch of other repressed, twisted shit from his youth

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #53 on: August 16, 2013, 08:10:17 PM »
If Chase were a politician, his resignation would be submitted first thing Monday morning, along with the announcement of a long term therapy plan.

But it's cool, this is just skateboarding.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #54 on: August 16, 2013, 08:14:19 PM »
that dude went from Chase Gabor to Chase Gaybor in a matter of seconds

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #55 on: August 16, 2013, 08:15:15 PM »
When I was 8 or 9 I was at a playground where some kid was spitting into the shoes of all the kids that were playing. My brother and I saw him in the act and we decided to stomp the kid out. We beat him up pretty bad and I immediately regretted it. Now he could possibly be a skinhead that can cite the moment he began to hate black people as when two black kids beat him up.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #56 on: August 16, 2013, 08:18:50 PM »
Chase kinda does have that far-away look in his eyes. I agree with everything else thats been said, doing that shit is not normal. At all.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #57 on: August 16, 2013, 08:21:33 PM »
anyone else think of this when they read this thread?


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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #58 on: August 16, 2013, 08:23:52 PM »
Definitely a creepy fucking dude. And how does the ride channel even decide to put the part up where a grown man talks about how he sodomized his friends with a screwdriver?! Haha. Fucking insane.

We have all done weird shit when we were kids but who's going to come out and air out decade old rape laundry on what is almost an equivalent to skateboard national tv?
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #59 on: August 16, 2013, 08:27:50 PM »
i was gonna say something about geoff spending $22,000 on a single trick but it just doesnt seem right in the context of this thread


Yeah, that's pretty crazy.  At least they got the footage though.