dad: hey honey, have you seen my screwdriver, its not in ma toolbox?
mom: im not sure sweetie, i dont remember seeing it
*chase slowly creeps backward out of the room, screwdriver in hand, but crashes into the crockery cabinet*
dad: chase! not again, goddamnit. you better not be going to sodomize jimmy again, what have i told you about using my screwdriver??
chase: ...always ask first,, sorry pa : (
dad: ah well if you've learnt your lesson then thats okay, run along and play, give him one from old man gabor
chase: haha sure thing dad, love you
dad: love you too scamp