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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #60 on: August 16, 2013, 08:36:19 PM »
anyone else think of this when they read this thread?




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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #61 on: August 16, 2013, 08:47:44 PM »
Who's worried about salting their game when they can swing by Home Depot, grab a tool kit and then rape the shit out of any old asshole they please?

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #62 on: August 16, 2013, 09:04:19 PM »
Um what the fuck!  If I was Chase and was going to not tell any of those other stories, I'd sure as fuck not tell the screwdriver one either!
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #63 on: August 16, 2013, 09:05:59 PM »
and I thought his comment on full length videos was a good discussion topic.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #64 on: August 16, 2013, 09:17:48 PM »
wow i dont know about you dudes but im feeling all kinds of normal after hearing that fucking story.


to add to the thread though: in sixth grade i got everyone to believe a kid in our class neutered his own dog with scissors, he definitely stills hates me to this day and i have to say i definitely deserve it :-[

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #65 on: August 16, 2013, 09:37:50 PM »
Did they really just laugh off Chase sodomizing children with screwdrivers? so fucked dude.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #66 on: August 16, 2013, 09:55:24 PM »
In 6th grade woodshop class my friends and I would go into the drying room and smash people's work to pieces. Kids are cruel, but yeah, Chase has that dead mackerel look in his eyes

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #67 on: August 16, 2013, 11:22:46 PM »
i was gonna say something about geoff spending $22,000 on a single trick but it just doesnt seem right in the context of this thread


Yeah, that's pretty crazy.  At least they got the footage though.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #68 on: August 17, 2013, 01:10:30 AM »
"It's tool time, kids."

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #69 on: August 17, 2013, 02:06:04 AM »
I wonder if he filmed it.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #70 on: August 17, 2013, 04:00:19 AM »
The posts in this thread had me in stitches yo

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #71 on: August 17, 2013, 04:44:15 AM »
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #72 on: August 17, 2013, 05:13:38 AM »

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #73 on: August 17, 2013, 06:53:08 AM »
and I thought his comment on full length videos was a good discussion topic.

I too thought this, but at the same time some screwdriver wielding ass rapist clearly knows nothing about full length skate videos.

And he clearly does know nothing about full length skate videos because he seems to think they're dead and he is the future of skateboard film making.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #74 on: August 17, 2013, 08:11:26 AM »
his creepiness is exacerbated by the fact he kind of reminds me of Gabe from The Office

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #75 on: August 17, 2013, 09:27:50 AM »
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #76 on: August 17, 2013, 09:29:17 AM »
I wonder if Berra takes a phillips or flat head?

May be double pen?
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #77 on: August 17, 2013, 09:42:43 AM »
So the Berrics are okay with anally raping young boys with a screwdriver, but can't handle a pair of sweatpants?

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #78 on: August 17, 2013, 10:22:12 AM »
how do you feel about chase, brink?

I've only recently become friends with Chase but he's a great dude. That screwdriver story is kinda shocking, indeed. In fact that was NOT the answer I was expecting when I was prompted to ask about it. That said, I'm not gonna sit here and judge him based on some childhood shit and act like I've never done anything mean in my life ... kids do stupid, lame, mean shit. That's not me making an excuse or condoning something like that. It's just the truth.

All the stuff he wouldn't answer was chick related. From day one I discovered that dudes on the show never wanna talk about chick stuff ... likely because it salts their game with said chicks or future ones. That's my guess.

This thread really should derail into fucked up things you did to other kids or had done to you when you were young ... confessions ... that would be more fun I think.

This is almost as fucked up as what Chase said. I'm hoping that you come up with a better reply or at least some sort of retraction. That whole show was completely fucked up, and I know it likely is no skin off of your balls but I'm unsubscribing from anything that is connected to Ride Channel. I ditched the Berrics after BATB2. It's sincerely distressing to see how flippant you were and are about this.

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #79 on: August 17, 2013, 11:44:46 AM »
lol chase is fuct. screwdrivin ass nigga

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #80 on: August 17, 2013, 12:04:37 PM »
So the Berrics are okay with anally raping young boys with a screwdriver, but can't handle a pair of sweatpants?



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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #81 on: August 17, 2013, 12:16:45 PM »
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #82 on: August 17, 2013, 12:30:58 PM »
how do you feel about chase, brink?

I've only recently become friends with Chase but he's a great dude. That screwdriver story is kinda shocking, indeed. In fact that was NOT the answer I was expecting when I was prompted to ask about it. That said, I'm not gonna sit here and judge him based on some childhood shit and act like I've never done anything mean in my life ... kids do stupid, lame, mean shit. That's not me making an excuse or condoning something like that. It's just the truth.

All the stuff he wouldn't answer was chick related. From day one I discovered that dudes on the show never wanna talk about chick stuff ... likely because it salts their game with said chicks or future ones. That's my guess.

This thread really should derail into fucked up things you did to other kids or had done to you when you were young ... confessions ... that would be more fun I think.

This is almost as fucked up as what Chase said. I'm hoping that you come up with a better reply or at least some sort of retraction. That whole show was completely fucked up, and I know it likely is no skin off of your balls but I'm unsubscribing from anything that is connected to Ride Channel. I ditched the Berrics after BATB2. It's sincerely distressing to see how flippant you were and are about this.

Shut the fuck up. Are you going to never read a newspaper again because people died somewhere? Brink is 100% on point. Kids do fucked up shit ALL THE TIME. Have you ever read Lord of the Flies? This theme isn't exactly isolated.

God, you're fucking retarded.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #83 on: August 17, 2013, 12:47:10 PM »
i'm just surprised it wasn't edited out. that is some potentially career ending strangeness.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #84 on: August 17, 2013, 12:54:20 PM »
Brink's is 100% on point. Kids do fucked up shit ALL THE TIME. Have you ever read Lord of the Flies? This theme isn't exactly isolated.

All the time, bro. All the time.
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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #85 on: August 17, 2013, 12:58:29 PM »
Sounds like Gabor Gabor ding dong fucked up some of his bro's butthole's as a kid.

"You're gonna get screwed bro"

That may be in the past but if I was him I'd have kept that skeleton in the closet. You won't talk about girls because you're afraid of salting your game but you'll talking about ramming kids butthole's with a screwdriver (sharp end) in your childhood?

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #87 on: August 17, 2013, 01:32:59 PM »
so, what's the statute of limitations on sexual assault?

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #88 on: August 17, 2013, 01:42:55 PM »
how do you feel about chase, brink?

I've only recently become friends with Chase but he's a great dude. That screwdriver story is kinda shocking, indeed. In fact that was NOT the answer I was expecting when I was prompted to ask about it. That said, I'm not gonna sit here and judge him based on some childhood shit and act like I've never done anything mean in my life ... kids do stupid, lame, mean shit. That's not me making an excuse or condoning something like that. It's just the truth.

All the stuff he wouldn't answer was chick related. From day one I discovered that dudes on the show never wanna talk about chick stuff ... likely because it salts their game with said chicks or future ones. That's my guess.

This thread really should derail into fucked up things you did to other kids or had done to you when you were young ... confessions ... that would be more fun I think.

This is almost as fucked up as what Chase said. I'm hoping that you come up with a better reply or at least some sort of retraction. That whole show was completely fucked up, and I know it likely is no skin off of your balls but I'm unsubscribing from anything that is connected to Ride Channel. I ditched the Berrics after BATB2. It's sincerely distressing to see how flippant you were and are about this.
so how was chase as a kid?

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Re: Weekend Buzz: Geoff Rowley and Chase Gabor
« Reply #89 on: August 17, 2013, 02:38:51 PM »
Who the fuck told him that tying up kids and putting screwdrivers in their asses was common? Who does this guy hang out with?