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The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« on: August 19, 2013, 10:41:47 AM »
I'm thinking it is about time that it comes out; also, does anyone feel that board size should be related to shoe size, and if so, how?

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2013, 10:43:35 AM »
This thread is now about getting tool raped by Chase Gabor, and the shame and emotional anguish that accompany this process.

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2013, 10:44:01 AM »

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2013, 10:46:26 AM »
I'm thinking it is about time that it comes out; also, does anyone feel that board size should be related to shoe size, and if so, how?
no. but i strongly believe that there is a correlation between board size and dong length.

Gotta manscape ... it's mandatory.

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2013, 10:49:10 AM »
He's been practising his technique on seagulls and rabbits.



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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2013, 10:51:13 AM »
We don't need a new tracer.

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2013, 10:57:30 AM »
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I'm thinking it is about time that it comes out; also, does anyone feel that board size should be related to shoe size, and if so, how?
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no. but i strongly believe that there is a correlation between board size and dong length.
that's why I only ride 14" boards. Can't do any tricks, but the bitches know what's up
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2013, 10:59:43 AM »


This is a screen cap from a new segment called "Text Yourself Before Chase Gabor Rapes You With Your Phone." He basically rapes you with your phone after setting it on vibrate and then puts the number online so every kid who watches the Berrics will call it. This guy is sick and needs to be placed in isolation.

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2013, 12:06:15 PM »
the only dudes ive ever seen wearing kswiss are white boy drug dealers from boca raton.

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2013, 12:28:24 PM »
THIS IS WHAT SHOULD BE HAPPENING.

GET PAID, BLEED THEM DRY, DONT PUT OUT A THING.

LUTZKA IS TAKING A LUCRATIVE BULLET FOR US ALL, KEEPING KSWISS OUT THE MARKET.

THANK YOU GREG.

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2013, 01:25:38 PM »
THIS IS WHAT SHOULD BE HAPPENING.

GET PAID, BLEED THEM DRY, DONT PUT OUT A THING.

LUTZKA IS TAKING A LUCRATIVE BULLET FOR US ALL, KEEPING KSWISS OUT THE MARKET.

THANK YOU GREG.

I know I've been a little schizzo with this lately, Mrs. W, picking fights with you and the like. But I really do love you. They say that love and hate are opposite sides of the same coin, which is why my emotions for you run so HOT or cold, but in the end you matter to me more than you'll ever know...more than you'd ever want to know...ways that if you knew you'd be hitting that button under the desk repeatedly while reaching for the gun in your desk drawer...but I can't help myself. I love you.

There. I said it.

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2013, 01:43:54 PM »

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2013, 02:56:25 PM »
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THIS IS WHAT SHOULD BE HAPPENING.

GET PAID, BLEED THEM DRY, DONT PUT OUT A THING.

LUTZKA IS TAKING A LUCRATIVE BULLET FOR US ALL, KEEPING KSWISS OUT THE MARKET.

THANK YOU GREG.
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I know I've been a little schizzo with this lately, Mrs. W, picking fights with you and the like. But I really do love you. They say that love and hate are opposite sides of the same coin, which is why my emotions for you run so HOT or cold, but in the end you matter to me more than you'll ever know...more than you'd ever want to know...ways that if you knew you'd be hitting that button under the desk repeatedly while reaching for the gun in your desk drawer...but I can't help myself. I love you.

There. I said it.

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2013, 04:40:09 PM »
he's only been on for 4 years, let's not rush the guy.

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2013, 05:55:05 PM »
I'm thinking it is about time that it comes out; also, does anyone feel that board size should be related to shoe size, and if so, how?

Nigga don't come from round here with that bullshit asking some dumbass questions anymore. I was nice and answered your whole perfect shoe question in the last thread hoping that you worked for a company that would put some shit out based on what I suggested that I would actually buy so I don't need to keep ruining my Jordans. Now you're just making me think you're way too out of your element to be aware of the shit you're actually posting here...

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2013, 09:05:21 PM »
kswiss in the skate game is just a tax write off for em'........remember adidas round 1 (paulo, lance, jahmal, quim & beach) i skated with matt beach once and he told me in the entire time he had a pro shoe on adidas he didn't see it in one store world wide.....i only saw lances in one sporting store that didn't sell skate.

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Re: The new Greg Lutzka shoe!
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2013, 09:17:37 PM »