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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #60 on: September 23, 2013, 09:19:34 PM »
I don't understand joebudden's adversity towards dickybootys when I thought black people invented anal? And I was a history major.

I always assumed it was the Germans or the French.  Haha

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #61 on: September 23, 2013, 09:20:36 PM »
No way Curtin said that. Not to be all cliche with SF but there is no way he could live out here with that type of mindset.
True true!!  This never happened

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #62 on: September 23, 2013, 09:23:30 PM »
ive never seen Joe Buddens post so much in one thread!

dude is really worked up about this topic.

hmmmmm.

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #63 on: September 23, 2013, 09:34:30 PM »
Joe budden is white and not Sean sheffey


Also, It would be just as lame if a girl kissed her boyfriend after front blunting the ledge
Who brings their significant other to the spot?

Exactly

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #64 on: September 23, 2013, 09:41:05 PM »
lol What a stupid thread followed by even more regular posts.

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #65 on: September 23, 2013, 09:49:35 PM »
Joe budden is white and not Sean sheffey


Also, It would be just as lame if a girl kissed her boyfriend after front blunting the ledge
Who brings their significant other to the spot?

if your significant other skates it would be lame to leave him/her out of the session.

this isnt directed towards you^ but do some of you really think gay people are really trying to make you feel awkward by kissing or by doing any of the things people do in public? I mean think back to some of the sketchier things you've pulled with girls at the bar/club, im sure while you were doing it you werent thinking about anyone around you paying attention or caring. you would have to be on some uptight church goer shit to let anything like that bother you. love and let love blah blah blah who fucking cares

oh and sleepypancakes congrats homie

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #66 on: September 23, 2013, 10:18:09 PM »
i am gonna hug every guy i see at the spot today.

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #67 on: September 23, 2013, 10:19:42 PM »
what is a "pussy"?    ??? ??? ???


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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #68 on: September 23, 2013, 10:50:51 PM »
joebudden you ignorant fucking moron I had to create an account just to tell you how fucking stupid you are. You know what homosexuality is? It's one persons attraction for a person of the same sex. That's it. Why fucking hate it so much? Some people are into bondage, assuming you aren't, do you hate them too? Is it all "fuk ass tyin up shit uh duh duh duh"? How about people who like feet? "fukkin foot ass luvin fuckin buh du guh." That is exactly what you sound like, by the way, you fucking dipshit, "duh buh duh I hate stuff ugh fu." Fuck, you would make me so sad for the future if you weren't part of a sad, stupid, obsolete, dwindling minority, who are almost exclusively rich, white, old, republican men by the way, who won't mean shit to anyone in 5 years when everyone has the same rights regardless of who they crush on. And thank fucking christ. If people like you were in the majority in the 40s and 50s civil rights would have died, and you're ignorant ass would have been at the forefront chanting "I'm not used to black and white people having the same rights so fuck that shit!" Jesus man, just fuck off, nobody needs you anywhere, quit skating, because you're embarrassing the fuck out of the rest of us, and then actually go find a fucking rock and actually stick your stupid ass head under it. Fucking idiot.

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #69 on: September 23, 2013, 10:52:48 PM »
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Please start that company, classic name.

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #70 on: September 23, 2013, 10:58:17 PM »
No way Curtin said that. Not to be all cliche with SF but there is no way he could live out here with that type of mindset.

Why?

All the DLX dudes, Hell Angels, and Hunter's Point thug types do.

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #71 on: September 23, 2013, 11:01:25 PM »
breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG

You're telling me you wouldn't fuck a 10/10 babe in the ass if she said all sexy "fuck my ass"? 
What are you gay?

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #72 on: September 23, 2013, 11:08:16 PM »
Joe budden is white and not Sean sheffey


Also, It would be just as lame if a girl kissed her boyfriend after front blunting the ledge
Who brings their significant other to the spot?

Front blunts be hard yo, I need some affection after a battle with one.

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #73 on: September 23, 2013, 11:15:45 PM »
them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

This is exactly how a racist would justify using the n word against a black person who spoke like you. That doesn't make it acceptable. 

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #74 on: September 23, 2013, 11:27:00 PM »
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No way Curtin said that. Not to be all cliche with SF but there is no way he could live out here with that type of mindset.
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Why?

All the DLX dudes, Hell Angels, and Hunter's Point thug types do.

The fuck? Save it.
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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #75 on: September 23, 2013, 11:58:58 PM »
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I don't understand joebudden's adversity towards dickybootys when I thought black people invented anal? And I was a history major.
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I always assumed it was the Germans or the French.  Haha

Surely the Greeks?

And also, I thought Keelan was 'The Switch God'? Sounding pretty regular.
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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #76 on: September 24, 2013, 12:14:05 AM »
The best was when the kid first wrote in to ask about pros hating on gays and Alex goes "Which cocksucker said that shit?!"

Is this kid some kind of genius taking us all for a ride?

It's just too good.

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #77 on: September 24, 2013, 12:45:01 AM »
jack may seem homophobic in person, but a very reliable source has told me that behind closed curtains he's jackin both keelan and his dad. Parental advisory.

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #78 on: September 24, 2013, 12:46:58 AM »
Bobby has been known to have a Pull too, yo

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #79 on: September 24, 2013, 01:43:12 AM »
a high five and a kiss after a front blunt is classic and also mandatory if the ledge is over 2 ft. tall

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #80 on: September 24, 2013, 02:04:48 AM »
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I don't understand joebudden's adversity towards dickybootys when I thought black people invented anal? And I was a history major.
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I always assumed it was the Germans or the French.  Haha
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Surely the Greeks?

And also, I thought Keelan was 'The Switch God'? Sounding pretty regular.
I'm pretty sure buttsecks has existed since the beginning of sex.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #81 on: September 24, 2013, 02:06:31 AM »
i wonder what trick you'd have to do to get a rimjob afterwards

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #82 on: September 24, 2013, 02:09:14 AM »
i wonder what trick you'd have to do to get a rimjob afterwards

a gip-slide.

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #83 on: September 24, 2013, 02:18:08 AM »


but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird



So that's what it's all about? Grow up son.

Also, what does Curtin living in SF have to do with it? Does that mean homophobia doesn't exist at all in the city? That's the equivalent to saying "there's no way he's racist because he has one black friend". You guys seem to assume that people are all logical about their homophobia, racism etc. It all comes down to the situation and how safe people feel about uttering that sort of stuff.

What I said above does not mean that Curtin said that or is a homophobic in general. I just think that the arguments you guys are bringing up in his defense are pretty weak. That being said, I'm not sure whether that happened or not. Might as well be fake.

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #84 on: September 24, 2013, 03:42:35 AM »
I guess their homeschools weren't that good.

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« Reply #85 on: September 24, 2013, 04:19:26 AM »
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I don't understand joebudden's adversity towards dickybootys when I thought black people invented anal? And I was a history major.
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I always assumed it was the Germans or the French.  Haha
[close]

Surely the Greeks?

And also, I thought Keelan was 'The Switch God'? Sounding pretty regular.
[close]
I'm pretty sure buttsecks has existed since the beginning of sex.

Fuck man, that is deep.

So was it those fucking dooky loving ancient aliens?

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #86 on: September 24, 2013, 04:47:20 AM »
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breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG
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You're telling me you wouldn't fuck a 10/10 babe in the ass if she said all sexy "fuck my ass"? 
What are you gay?

i know this is the internet and people boast and lie...but i mean id seriously say every girl ive ever fucked for awhile has been at least an 8 or over. Some 10's i locked down for awhile, but 10's are usually the craziest people youve ever met with tons of emotional disorders and daddy issues or they are the perfect witty attractive rare species of girl you come across not so often and when you do, they ALWAYS have boyfriends... anyway back on topic

i think it's just a preference, i really think with even the hottest bitch i still wouldnt be too hyped on havin my d covered in shit, and would much rather just fuck the girls brains out. call me old fashioned, germ-o-phobe, i dunno what it is. BUT i sure do notice  A LOT of my friends talkn ab how they love doin that shit and it makes me kinda questionable towards them and THEIR sexuality
try to remember, forget

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #87 on: September 24, 2013, 04:57:55 AM »
Imagine if he kickflipped out of it .............. haha   :)

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« Reply #88 on: September 24, 2013, 05:51:10 AM »
^Like ones that get more snows than others?

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Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
« Reply #89 on: September 24, 2013, 06:02:04 AM »

HOMOSSEXUALISM IS GAY

congrats, you might've spoken a undenieably truth there.

see also:
water is wet, women are female etc.

also:

i need supporters and backers of the the vagina agenda to step the fuck up

that shit is hilarious