i'd go one better and say chewing fentanyl patches is a step up but at least you're in the ballpark. every so often i throw out my back and alls i get is some lousy hydrocodone. i'm hoping as i age they'll give me stronger stuff.
Hah I didn't wanna mention chewing on them and letting the gel chill on your gums and shit, but if you've already done it then there's no way I can be the one to introduce that concept to you. The 100 microgram ones are by far the most amazing thing imaginable, I knew someone that had 5 of those strapped to his back at once while he was snorting Roxys and popping Xanax like he had a death wish.
I was in a really bad car accident recently, and all they gave me at the ER was one Percocet 5mg every other hour, and they sent me home with a prescription for Percocet that equated to two 5mg pills a day for 10 days. At the time I felt gipped, since I could easily take that in one handful at once around then. Thank god I slowed down a few notches, I thought I was going to die at one point
Reading Ivan's posts makes me want to reintroduce myself to my opiate of choice though.