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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2013, 08:01:46 PM »
great interview.   westgate makes us all look like stupid little shits.   my last small sliver of pride is that i don't have twitter.  

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2013, 08:34:41 PM »
Yeah that was alright. Everyone in here is going to jerk off to it saying how fucken humble he is, but if it was anyone else other than westgate, you'd be all "PFFT MOST BORING FUCKEN DUDE EVER"

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2013, 09:22:36 PM »
Yeah that was alright. Everyone in here is going to jerk off to it saying how fucken humble he is, but if it was anyone else other than westgate, you'd be all "PFFT MOST BORING FUCKEN DUDE EVER"

Ya, like when his epicly later'd came out and people were like "Oh it's so cool how he doesn't party and lives in a suburban Mcmansion! It's so interesting how he spends his free time mowing the lawn! The pictures of him with his girlfriend in a frame that says BFF forever is soooooo swaggy."

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2013, 09:28:14 PM »
I want to hear him talk about why he decided to make such a big change with his newest shoe.

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2013, 03:23:05 AM »
"I thought you had to pay for a subscription"

Brandon westgate livin that pre-millennium lifestyle...

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2013, 03:30:48 AM »
pretty horrible interview , must have been better questions to ask the dude then underwear and sacking on rails .

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2013, 04:42:57 AM »
So you don?t use it for internet porn?
I thought you had to pay a subscription..


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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2013, 04:52:25 AM »
I think it's awesome that Westgate's vegetarian for some reason, last guy i'd expect. Maybe he'll go vegan and get on Toy Machine with his  ,ade in Emerica homies and it will be amazing. Seriously though how awesome would it be?

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2013, 05:01:01 AM »
I want to hear him talk about why he decided to make such a big change with his newest shoe.
I'm guessing because his last one didn't look great and probably didnt sell all that well. I like the look I the new one.

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2013, 06:52:30 AM »

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2013, 07:12:08 AM »
I want to hear him talk about why he decided to make such a big change with his newest shoe.
I'm guessing because his last one didn't look great and probably didnt sell all that well. I like the look I the new one.

I like that running toes are making a comeback.






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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2013, 07:40:52 AM »
So you dont use it for internet porn?
I thought you had to pay a subscription..


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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2013, 07:55:21 AM »
Yeah that was alright. Everyone in here is going to jerk off to it saying how fucken humble he is, but if it was anyone else other than westgate, you'd be all "PFFT MOST BORING FUCKEN DUDE EVER"

It's kind of different though, since no one skates like Westgate. Do you know any boring people that skate like him? He also seems a bet resourceful than your average skateboarder, which is refreshing to hear since all the skateboarders I know are wasting their mid to late 20's in a bar or pretentiously sipping coffee at some bullshit overpriced shop. Also, I bet everyone that read the interview watches his video parts that were posted too; I know I don't do that with every posted part in an interview.

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2013, 07:57:07 AM »
I want to hear him talk about why he decided to make such a big change with his newest shoe.
I'm guessing because his last one didn't look great and probably didnt sell all that well. I like the look I the new one.

I like that running toes are making a comeback.







If only they brought back the Es Koston 2, that shoe would fit in for today's market.

I also like that you have the purple tape as your avatar.

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2013, 08:06:32 AM »
So you don?t use it for internet porn?
I thought you had to pay a subscription..


Never change Brandon.

No way that was true.  It's like when your woman suggests watching some porn and you have stumble around a little bit being the naive gentleman.

If it is true, then we are probably one  free streaming porn link away from Westgate disappearing into is basement for a few months.




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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2013, 08:14:21 AM »
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If only they brought back the Es Koston 2, that shoe would fit in for today's market.

I also like that you have the purple tape as your avatar.

Word, Raekwon is supposed to drop FILA in January, but nothing beats Cuban Linx.

I had a pair of these Koston 2's that I refused to skate in for months.


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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2013, 08:17:25 AM »
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No way that was true.  It's like when your woman suggests watching some porn and you have stumble around a little bit being the naive gentleman.

If it is true, then we are probably one  free streaming porn link away from Westgate disappearing into is basement for a few months.




Yo Brandon, you ready to hit up SF?

Nah, I'm feeling a bit under the weather.


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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2013, 08:33:56 AM »
I've never understood how a person can be "not that into music".

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2013, 08:44:12 AM »
who doesn't like music? mind blasting that is.

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2013, 08:46:26 AM »
SERIOUSLY bummed that this wasn't a homemade amateur porn where he's tied up to a chair and slapped lightly 'cross the face with a silk hankey.

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2013, 08:48:17 AM »
My dad actually has a pretty similar opinion on music. ? He doesn't dislike anything, but he doesn't really like anything either. ? He's just kind of indifferent about it. ? What's funny is that my dad whistles whenever he's working on a task or whatever but it's only two songs, "New York, New York" or the theme to old Smurfs cartoon.

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2013, 08:51:13 AM »
I've never understood how a person can be "not that into music".

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2013, 08:52:47 AM »
My dad actually has a pretty similar opinion on music. ?�He doesn't dislike anything, but he doesn't really like anything either. ?�He's just kind of indifferent about it. ?�What's funny is that my dad whistles whenever he's working on a task or whatever but it's only two songs, "New York, New York" or the theme to old Smurfs cartoon.

On this point, I have an ex who isn't into music...at all. Weirdly enough, he likes that song "Love me love me" (or whatever it's called) by The Cardigans.

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2013, 09:08:58 AM »
My dad actually has a pretty similar opinion on music. ?? He doesn't dislike anything, but he doesn't really like anything either. ?? He's just kind of indifferent about it. ?? What's funny is that my dad whistles whenever he's working on a task or whatever but it's only two songs, "New York, New York" or the theme to old Smurfs cartoon.
I really love music but I'm the same way.  I just don't collect it.  Acoustics are good and when I'm getting on a flight I appreciate something to listen to. 

Also, not watching porn is a good idea and healthy behavior, especially if you are already with a good looking woman.

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2013, 09:09:27 AM »
My dad actually has a pretty similar opinion on music. ?�He doesn't dislike anything, but he doesn't really like anything either. ?�He's just kind of indifferent about it. ?�What's funny is that my dad whistles whenever he's working on a task or whatever but it's only two songs, "New York, New York" or the theme to old Smurfs cartoon.
I've always found it odd when somebody doesn't have an interest in music or hasn't explored what they might dig. Sometimes it has made me distrustful of them like they're missing something. I do know a super talented skater that was very similar in this way, he liked what people played him but never bought music. As the years went on he got more into it but I felt like it was an attempt to fit in an I felt bad about pushing the subject.

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2013, 11:16:51 AM »
he probably just doesn't smoke weed

the only adults i know who keep up with music all smoke

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2013, 11:54:30 AM »
i used to b completely obsessed with music, in a similar way to how i am with skating. im getting back into it again but for the last few years my interest has waned considerably. i dunno why. i smoke way too much weed. actually maybe its because songs bum me out so easily/often.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2013, 01:20:41 PM »
I knew a guy who was classically trained in piano and was super fucking good, but didn't care about music in general.

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Re: JENKEM: Investigating Brandon Westgate
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2013, 03:23:01 PM »
This guy has the most boring personality is skateboarding history. Also one of the biggest health/proper behaviour kooks out there. Obviously his skating is untouchable, but I don't really care as much if Nyjah wins soty anymore. You should never trust a man who claims he doesn't know about free internet porn.