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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2006, 01:26:51 PM »
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i beat minish cap. 
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How do I beat the last guy? I get stuck after I kill all the little things around him.
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i forget!  i beat that game so long ago.  which form is the last boss in?  i know he has like three forms.

He looks like a dark wizard.

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« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2006, 01:31:08 PM »
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i beat minish cap. 
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How do I beat the last guy? I get stuck after I kill all the little things around him.
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i forget!  i beat that game so long ago.  which form is the last boss in?  i know he has like three forms.
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He looks like a dark wizard.
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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2006, 01:35:44 PM »
I had Zelda for Gameboy. Almost finished it but then some person kid from school deleted the saved game by accident. After that I traded it for Tennis.
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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2006, 01:39:10 PM »
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i beat minish cap. 
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How do I beat the last guy? I get stuck after I kill all the little things around him.
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i forget!  i beat that game so long ago.  which form is the last boss in?  i know he has like three forms.
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He looks like a dark wizard.
is it where he has all the little eyes around him?

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2006, 01:39:34 PM »
i know at the very end you have to shrink and go inside of him.

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #35 on: December 19, 2006, 01:43:28 PM »
My dad became so obsessed with playing Zelda: A link to the past when it first came out. All he would do was play that game. It got so bad he started skipping work to play it. Before work, on his lunch breaks and after work he'd play so hard that he would forgot to cook us kids dinner (nearly tore the family apart). He even wrote his own walkthrough(complete with maps and weapons sketches).
that's pretty awesome.

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #36 on: December 19, 2006, 02:16:59 PM »
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ocarina of time is the best game ever
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I prefered Megaman, and still think Megaman 2 is the best game ever. You get multiple weapons to switch out, there is strategy to beating the game, but in the end, its still a scroller, and I fucking love scroller games.
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the castlevania series is better than megaman in my opinion, not including the 3d ones though, they sucked.
I agree that Zelda and Metroid might be the best over all game series ever, but my personal favorite games ever are Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and Resident Evil 4.
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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #37 on: December 19, 2006, 02:20:04 PM »
I brought all my games to an old place I used to live in, and this douche bag fuck up room mate fucking took them all, link the the past for snes ocarina of time, majoras mask all the goods

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #38 on: December 19, 2006, 02:21:21 PM »
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i beat minish cap. 
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How do I beat the last guy? I get stuck after I kill all the little things around him.
http://db.gamefaqs.com/portable/gbadvance/file/zelda_minish_cap_boss.txt
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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #39 on: December 19, 2006, 02:59:39 PM »
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i beat minish cap. 
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How do I beat the last guy? I get stuck after I kill all the little things around him.

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #40 on: December 19, 2006, 03:54:30 PM »
I'll get a Wii eventually, but I'm playing Twilight Princess on the gamecube.  Not disappointed in the least.

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #41 on: December 19, 2006, 05:01:56 PM »
I'll get a Wii eventually, but I'm playing Twilight Princess on the gamecube.  Not disappointed in the least.
wow when did it come out for gamecube... shit! i knew they would but  i didnt think for a couple months... spent the last of my money on windwaker but i wish i wouldve got twighlight princess

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #42 on: December 19, 2006, 05:07:56 PM »
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metal. gear. solid.

best franchise ever.
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too bad we're talking about zelda.

have fun running around as an androgenous elf. i'll stick to my kurt russell rip off blowing up fucking paramilitary pyschics.

PS: check the avatar. gaylord.
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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #43 on: December 19, 2006, 05:23:11 PM »
Definatly my favorite video game series of all time. Wind Waker is the newest one I've played, I don't know if I want to get sucked back into video games with a new one though.
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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #44 on: December 19, 2006, 08:02:25 PM »
damn, it almost felt rewarding catching a fish on the new Wii Zelda.
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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #45 on: December 20, 2006, 01:10:38 AM »
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metal. gear. solid.

best franchise ever.
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too bad we're talking about zelda.
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have fun running around as an androgenous elf. i'll stick to my kurt russell rip off blowing up fucking paramilitary pyschics.

PS: check the avatar. gaylord.
too bad i am androgynous so that insult flew right over me, just like solid snake. 

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #46 on: December 20, 2006, 01:17:22 PM »
whats the biggest fish you could catch in hyrule lake?
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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #47 on: December 21, 2006, 02:49:45 PM »
fuck skateboarding just go play zelda

i heard were at the park and were gettin hella pissed that you couldnt skate cus you had been playing zelda for a week straight

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #48 on: December 21, 2006, 04:21:28 PM »
Guys who played Megaman and Castlevania and couldn't figure out Zelda, were guys who grew up to molest little children and finger themselves.
Wouldn't it have been easier to say I was a dumb kid? That would stick better than telling me I finger myself. Oh, and by the way, the kids who were super into Zelda were always fat losers
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« Reply #49 on: December 21, 2006, 04:24:36 PM »
At least we endend up 35 fat losers, living in mom's basement, that didn't finger themselves!

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2019, 05:30:52 AM »
gladly resurrect this thread, some funny shit in here.

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Guys who played Megaman and Castlevania and couldn't figure out Zelda, were guys who grew up to molest little children and finger themselves.
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Wouldn't it have been easier to say I was a dumb kid? That would stick better than telling me I finger myself. Oh, and by the way, the kids who were super into Zelda were always fat losers


also im really looking forward to the new zelda for switch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U-_XfDGgDw


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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2019, 04:04:51 PM »
Zelda’s the best. Gonna re play twilight princess for the Wii soon.

I need to stop procrastinating and grab a switch already.

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #52 on: April 22, 2019, 03:40:41 PM »
gladly resurrect this thread, some funny shit in here.

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Guys who played Megaman and Castlevania and couldn't figure out Zelda, were guys who grew up to molest little children and finger themselves.
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Wouldn't it have been easier to say I was a dumb kid? That would stick better than telling me I finger myself. Oh, and by the way, the kids who were super into Zelda were always fat losers
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also im really looking forward to the new zelda for switch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U-_XfDGgDw

Woah didnt know about this!
hopefully ty evans was there to film him laying on the ground in HD

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2019, 06:14:02 PM »
Let's get down to it.

Is Skyward Sword trash?

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2019, 08:42:59 AM »
So I played the new links awakening last night for a couple hours and let me tell you, that shit lags when you’re running around the outer world, especially when cutting grass and bushes. it bogs down consistently when exiting buildings. I’m hoping they do a day one release patch.

It’s crazy to see this was approved like this, how did they not test this shit?

Other than the lag, the game looks and feels really good, very fun so far. They have a weird tilt shift blur on the screen so the top and bottom are out of focus and that’s kinda annoying but it’s cool and adds to the look I guess. I didn’t try the dungeon creator yet but have heard mixed things.
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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #55 on: September 14, 2019, 11:54:05 AM »
Let's get down to it.

Is Skyward Sword trash?

One of the worst 3D zeldas, however given the quality of the franchise it's hard to match up to other entries. It's like a 6-7/10 among mostly 9's. If it weren't compared to other zeldas I think it'd be remembered more fondly. The hub world that sucks, the robotic sounding fairy that won't stop with hints and the meh waggle combat all bog it down.

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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #56 on: September 16, 2019, 05:41:42 AM »
So I played the new links awakening last night for a couple hours and let me tell you, that shit lags when you’re running around the outer world, especially when cutting grass and bushes. it bogs down consistently when exiting buildings. I’m hoping they do a day one release patch.

It’s crazy to see this was approved like this, how did they not test this shit?

Other than the lag, the game looks and feels really good, very fun so far. They have a weird tilt shift blur on the screen so the top and bottom are out of focus and that’s kinda annoying but it’s cool and adds to the look I guess. I didn’t try the dungeon creator yet but have heard mixed things.

Is this a Switch version?

The original version for Game Boy is my favorite video game of all time.
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Re: zelda appreciation thread
« Reply #57 on: September 18, 2019, 09:37:09 AM »
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« Reply #58 on: September 18, 2019, 08:16:05 PM »

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« Reply #59 on: September 22, 2019, 09:25:57 AM »
I'm a huge Zelda fan, but I somehow missed Link's Awakening as a kid. Just picked up the remake last night and am already beginning to see why the original is held at such a high regard.