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Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« on: November 07, 2013, 05:58:46 PM »


lol he shows face @ :40

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2013, 06:17:26 PM »
that is hilarious

in similar news cyril jackson shows his face at around 6 seconds in what seems to be a college party porn scene

http://www.coolmovs.com/content/230755/i-like-this-game-no-screwing.html?wmid=2&sid=0

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2013, 06:35:40 PM »
I wonder how much they actually tipped him. He's too good to be delivering food, his skateboard skills at least warrant him a job waiting tables.

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2013, 07:09:04 PM »
the cj video holy shit!

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2013, 07:27:20 PM »
I wonder how much they actually tipped him. He's too good to be delivering food, his skateboard skills at least warrant him a job waiting tables.

car ownership in la is often a ticket to smoking weed on deliveries.

that is hilarious

in similar news cyril jackson shows his face at around 6 seconds in what seems to be a college party porn scene

http://www.coolmovs.com/content/230755/i-like-this-game-no-screwing.html?wmid=2&sid=0


MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2013, 07:34:22 PM »
that is hilarious

in similar news cyril jackson shows his face at around 6 seconds in what seems to be a college party porn scene

http://www.coolmovs.com/content/230755/i-like-this-game-no-screwing.html?wmid=2&sid=0

Jesus Christ, that might be the best "found skater not skateboarding" ever (actually that might still belong to Pancho Moler).  Did you find this on accident, just looking for regular porn or something?

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2013, 07:43:02 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2013, 07:46:24 PM »
His goddamn face.

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2013, 07:47:52 PM »
that is hilarious

in similar news cyril jackson shows his face at around 6 seconds in what seems to be a college party porn scene

http://www.coolmovs.com/content/230755/i-like-this-game-no-screwing.html?wmid=2&sid=0

Jesus Christ, that might be the best "found skater not skateboarding" ever (actually that might still belong to Pancho Moler).� Did you find this on accident, just looking for regular porn or something?

ya i dont remember what made me click on it because college porn is so fucking lame but he appeared so quick in the video it worked out i guess hahahahaha i couldnt believe it i started dying laughing but then my second thought was, cyril went to college?

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2013, 08:09:53 PM »
that is hilarious

in similar news cyril jackson shows his face at around 6 seconds in what seems to be a college party porn scene

http://www.coolmovs.com/content/230755/i-like-this-game-no-screwing.html?wmid=2&sid=0

Jesus Christ, that might be the best "found skater not skateboarding" ever (actually that might still belong to Pancho Moler).� Did you find this on accident, just looking for regular porn or something?

ya i dont remember what made me click on it because college porn is so fucking lame but he appeared so quick in the video it worked out i guess hahahahaha i couldnt believe it i started dying laughing but then my second thought was, cyril went to college?

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2013, 08:25:27 PM »
He looked disturbed, needs to stop hanging with Cooper Winterson.

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2013, 09:25:56 PM »
skateboarding is so hot right now

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2013, 10:07:21 PM »
this thread is fucking amazing.

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2013, 10:29:30 PM »
I'm loving this thread so much.

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2013, 11:46:52 PM »
cyril went to college?


it's safe to say cyril has been to a college.

He looked disturbed, needs to stop hanging with Cooper Winterson. Jared Sherbert


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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2013, 11:52:40 PM »
the pillow smack

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2013, 12:11:24 AM »
the pillow smack

"Wanna pillow fight?"
"Yeah I'm down." No hesitation. Matt is the man.


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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2013, 12:27:22 AM »
the pillow smack

"Wanna pillow fight?"
"Yeah I'm down." No hesitation. Matt is the man.

thats what got me! haha fuck yeah that was so tight. im hyped for him

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2013, 12:43:53 AM »
Never heard of dude so I youtubed him.  Fucking good skater!!
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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2013, 09:05:02 AM »
i delivered pizza for years and always wished something like this would happen to me.

the closest i got was this old lady who was wasted out of her mind at 1pm on a sunday made me bring her pizza inside her house and set it on the table for her while she sort of cornered me and told me in her slurred words how cute i was then made me count out all of her money for her.

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2013, 11:14:01 AM »
I wonder how much they actually tipped him. He's too good to be delivering food, his skateboard skills at least warrant him a job waiting tables.
hey man i deliver pizzas and make like $70 in tips a night. shit dawg.

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2013, 11:16:15 AM »
matt has never masturbated so furiously with his left hand before this encounter.


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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2013, 07:41:43 PM »
Hahahah!  I wasn't sure who Matt was at first so I went and watched his Fully Flacid part simply because of the name.  On a side note, I really loved his first line at that classic PJ spot.  Back to the subject, that was awesome.  He sounded like a skater the whole time.  Then taking the pillow and instantly hitting her while she wasn't looking, the looks on all the girls faces at that moment is great.  Also props to the production dude drinking Miller Light.
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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2013, 07:57:07 PM »
Hahahahahahahah!  That Cyril video is just has hilarious.  Everyone trying to get him to show it and his excuse saying he doesn't want to hurt any dudes feelings, that is too funny.  Now I have to keep my eye out for interviews with him because I want this video to be a question!  Also, you know how you hate your own voice when you hear it?  In this video I am pretty sure it is Cyril's voice that sounds dead-on like mine at certain points, really freaked me out, for a split second I had to think, "Was I there?  No..."
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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2013, 08:35:01 PM »
Wasn't Shiloh Greathouse in the intro skit to a Jenna Haze porn? I think it was Shiloh. If not it was another pro skateboarder.

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2013, 09:02:10 PM »
I wonder how much they actually tipped him. He's too good to be delivering food, his skateboard skills at least warrant him a job waiting tables.
hey man i deliver pizzas and make like $70 in tips a night. shit dawg.
damn thats rad, you ever run into weirdos on the job or anything like that?

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2013, 09:40:02 PM »
Not skating. If you want to post stupid shit like this to up your post count put it in the whateves forum where it belongs.
because canadian skaters have no personality and the only people who will buy the boards are there friends and mom

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2013, 10:11:45 AM »
i delivered pizza for years and always wished something like this would happen to me.

the closest i got was this old lady who was wasted out of her mind at 1pm on a sunday made me bring her pizza inside her house and set it on the table for her while she sort of cornered me and told me in her slurred words how cute i was then made me count out all of her money for her.

So did you bang her regularly,  or just a one off deal?
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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2013, 08:35:10 PM »
Not skating. If you want to post stupid shit like this to up your post count put it in the whateves forum where it belongs.

man shut your corny ass up SLAP superhero

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Re: Matt Militano Pranked by Topless Chick
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2013, 09:42:07 PM »
matt has never masturbated so furiously with his left hand before this encounter.

my names matt this post tripped me out so bad, i was like how does he know!?