I am so fucking sick of that Redbull commercial. I don't care how many calories you have, I'm still not buying it. I don't care how perfectly symmetrical the perspiration droplets on your shiny can are, I don't want any. I don't care how many checks you give to totally extreme athletes each month, you can still go fuck yourselves. Now please, just take your wings giving poison piss, and get the fuck off of my computer.