Horny when bored?

[Rasmus]

It's half past midnight in Denmark, and I have to turn in my exam at 2 pm tomorrow (or later today)... I am at the moment seriously bored by this exam, and for some reason my body has decided to turn horny every chance it get to look away from the books. Am I the only one who has experienced getting turned on out of boredom?

[SqueezeThePulp]

lol nice thread bro. fuck school, go get pussy or something.

[Allen.]

lol nice thread bro. fuck school, go get pussy or something.

[L33Tg33k]

Wait. You get to take home your exams? Damn Scandinavians and their forward thinking.

To answer the topic question, no. My Prozac makes sure that doesn't happen. Strangely enough I find myself wishing I was horny. Masturbating is fun and finding new, exotic, and esoteric porn used to fill my days. Now all I got is this, reddit, and facebook. God forbid, I'm going to have to got out and skate soon.

[dickthreats]

shut up ^

[SqueezeThePulp]

shut up ^

let the man live damn

[okdad]

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shut up ^

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let the man live damn

[Rasmus]

Wait. You get to take home your exams? Damn Scandinavians and their forward thinking.

To answer the topic question, no. My Prozac makes sure that doesn't happen. Strangely enough I find myself wishing I was horny. Masturbating is fun and finding new, exotic, and esoteric porn used to fill my days. Now all I got is this, reddit, and facebook. God forbid, I'm going to have to got out and skate soon.

Yep - they gave it as a christmas gift on the 20th of december!

Finding new, exotic and esoteric (had to look that word up) porn IS fun - but running around with a numb boner doesn't really do me any good, when I could just finish my exam and go to bed.

[shark tits]

sort of in line w/ the topic, one time my buddy and i were sharing dismay that people locked up get so horny. you're around dudes all day every day but dudes would jerk off a ton. on my most recent abduction by the law i had a corner cell in jacksonville florida. people would 'borrow' my room to fight cause it was sort of outside of view of the tower outside. i had a cellie who came w/ the place ie was there before me, dude would 'gun' the nurse. or any female that came onto our floor w/ commissary, paperwork, tits. dude would hang a sheet over our door and 'gun' was the gangster rap euphemism for 'masturbate to whilst maintaining eye contact' that the kids used. after he moved cells i'd have other kids ask to use my room to 'gun female staff' but i didn't want them making a mess of my floor/toilet. we had an old cracker cop named mcgregor or something scotch/irish and he'd come in, threaten to pepperspray anyone who jerked off to the females [while looking at them] and sometimes he'd spray someone for less or get out the tazer. i definitely did not get horny there but yeah, boredom is responsible for 90% of onanism today.

[dickthreats]

sort of in line w/ the topic, one time my buddy and i were sharing dismay that people locked up get so horny. you're around dudes all day every day but dudes would jerk off a ton. on my most recent abduction by the law i had a corner cell in jacksonville florida. people would 'borrow' my room to fight cause it was sort of outside of view of the tower outside. i had a cellie who came w/ the place ie was there before me, dude would 'gun' the nurse. or any female that came onto our floor w/ commissary, paperwork, tits. dude would hang a sheet over our door and 'gun' was the gangster rap euphemism for 'masturbate to whilst maintaining eye contact' that the kids used. after he moved cells i'd have other kids ask to use my room to 'gun female staff' but i didn't want them making a mess of my floor/toilet. we had an old cracker cop named mcgregor or something scotch/irish and he'd come in, threaten to pepperspray anyone who jerked off to the females [while looking at them] and sometimes he'd spray someone for less or get out the tazer. i definitely did not get horny there but yeah, boredom is responsible for 90% of onanism today.

i think thats proof of evolution, i dont need anything more than that

[SodaJerk]

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shut up ^

[close]

let the man live damn

I think dickthreats is trying to help leet in his own tough love kinda way.

[RoedGroed]

Hah, jeg afleverer ogs? imorgen, har v?ret igang siden start december s? jeg er ogs? fucking smadret! Held og lykke med opgaven der. Hvis du er helt flyvende p? at skulle hooke op med en, s? brug Tinder, det virker ganske udem?rket!

[Hobochilli]

Hah, jeg afleverer ogs? imorgen, har v?ret igang siden start december s? jeg er ogs? fucking smadret! Held og lykke med opgaven der. Hvis du er helt flyvende p? at skulle hooke op med en, s? brug Tinder, det virker ganske udem?rket!

Nu fattar jag ingenting.

[RoedGroed]

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Hah, jeg afleverer ogs? imorgen, har v?ret igang siden start december s? jeg er ogs? fucking smadret! Held og lykke med opgaven der. Hvis du er helt flyvende p? at skulle hooke op med en, s? brug Tinder, det virker ganske udem?rket!

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Nu fattar jag ingenting.

Hvilken del af det? Er det Tinder delen? Tinder er en fantastisk app til at hooke op med chicks i lokalomr?det - det bruger dine 3 f?rste billeder fra facebook og folk skal derefter syntes godt om eller ej. Hvis du syntes godt om en, der ogs? har syntes godt om dig, kan i skrive til hinanden og hooke op. Fungerer fantastisk i st?rre byer!

[RaptorJesus]

horny when i honk

[nice weather]

elsker jeg at jeg forstaar jer nu.. paa nettet

[Rasmus]

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Hah, jeg afleverer ogs? imorgen, har v?ret igang siden start december s? jeg er ogs? fucking smadret! Held og lykke med opgaven der. Hvis du er helt flyvende p? at skulle hooke op med en, s? brug Tinder, det virker ganske udem?rket!

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Nu fattar jag ingenting.

[close]

Hvilken del af det? Er det Tinder delen? Tinder er en fantastisk app til at hooke op med chicks i lokalomr?det - det bruger dine 3 f?rste billeder fra facebook og folk skal derefter syntes godt om eller ej. Hvis du syntes godt om en, der ogs? har syntes godt om dig, kan i skrive til hinanden og hooke op. Fungerer fantastisk i st?rre byer!

tak for tippet! jeg troede kun der fandtes s?dan nogle apps i homomilj?et, som fx grindr (min barndomsven har demonstreret det for mig!)

Endte med at sidde til kl 8, s? jeg er p?nt tr?t nu! h?ber du fik gjort et godt stykke arbejde!

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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Hah, jeg afleverer ogs? imorgen, har v?ret igang siden start december s? jeg er ogs? fucking smadret! Held og lykke med opgaven der. Hvis du er helt flyvende p? at skulle hooke op med en, s? brug Tinder, det virker ganske udem?rket!

[close]

Nu fattar jag ingenting.

[close]

Hvilken del af det? Er det Tinder delen? Tinder er en fantastisk app til at hooke op med chicks i lokalomr?det - det bruger dine 3 f?rste billeder fra facebook og folk skal derefter syntes godt om eller ej. Hvis du syntes godt om en, der ogs? har syntes godt om dig, kan i skrive til hinanden og hooke op. Fungerer fantastisk i st?rre byer!

[close]

tak for tippet! jeg troede kun der fandtes s?dan nogle apps i homomilj?et, som fx grindr (min barndomsven har demonstreret det for mig!)

Endte med at sidde til kl 8, s? jeg er p?nt tr?t nu! h?ber du fik gjort et godt stykke arbejde!

google translate merker som fors?ker ? snakke p? et annet spr?k virke enkelt, men jeg er sikker p? at tispe ludder det slakter trolig grammatikken. Vel, fuck alle dere pussies i dine r?tne drittfylte kuk hull

[Jordan Wiens]

its called procrasturbating

[RoedGroed]

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Hah, jeg afleverer ogs? imorgen, har v?ret igang siden start december s? jeg er ogs? fucking smadret! Held og lykke med opgaven der. Hvis du er helt flyvende p? at skulle hooke op med en, s? brug Tinder, det virker ganske udem?rket!

[close]

Nu fattar jag ingenting.

[close]

Hvilken del af det? Er det Tinder delen? Tinder er en fantastisk app til at hooke op med chicks i lokalomr?det - det bruger dine 3 f?rste billeder fra facebook og folk skal derefter syntes godt om eller ej. Hvis du syntes godt om en, der ogs? har syntes godt om dig, kan i skrive til hinanden og hooke op. Fungerer fantastisk i st?rre byer!

[close]

tak for tippet! jeg troede kun der fandtes s?dan nogle apps i homomilj?et, som fx grindr (min barndomsven har demonstreret det for mig!)

Endte med at sidde til kl 8, s? jeg er p?nt tr?t nu! h?ber du fik gjort et godt stykke arbejde!

[close]

google translate merker som fors?ker ? snakke p? et annet spr?k virke enkelt, men jeg er sikker p? at tispe ludder det slakter trolig grammatikken. Vel, fuck alle dere pussies i dine r?tne drittfylte kuk hull

Hahahaha!! but I think the problem arises when some of us write in danish and others in swedish, the words arent exactly alike, i dont know how google translate copes with that?

[Noble Experiment]

I cannot tell you the amount of times I've ended up on pornhub when Im bored on the computer.