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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2
« Reply #60 on: January 07, 2014, 12:52:42 PM »
who is really a fan of jimmy carlin i mean really this dude has to be the most unfunny dude on earth.?  His skating is ok but if it wasn't for enjoi being around who else would want this kid

His skating is just OK? Dude's a killer on a skateboard

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1
« Reply #61 on: January 07, 2014, 12:56:20 PM »
Jerry actually left because of Jimmy.  True story. Confirmed.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2
« Reply #62 on: January 07, 2014, 01:06:36 PM »
Corys wallride backside flip  :o caught it like perfect. And Raven is nuts with that boneless. King of the Road never gets old.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2
« Reply #63 on: January 07, 2014, 01:15:01 PM »
who is really a fan of jimmy carlin i mean really this dude has to be the most unfunny dude on earth.?  His skating is ok but if it wasn't for enjoi being around who else would want this kid

His skating is just OK? Dude's a killer on a skateboard

it depends how you take me saying his skating is ok.  What you want me to do praise jimmy carlin's skating like slap praises busenitz's skating.  Yeah jimmys good but so is a lot of other people.  He's just plain hard to watch.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2
« Reply #64 on: January 07, 2014, 02:19:01 PM »
jimmy sold a lot of boards for Mystery. so there probably are companies that would want him.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2
« Reply #65 on: January 07, 2014, 02:20:10 PM »
jimmy sold a lot of boards for Mystery. so there probably are companies that would want him.

Also just as far as team chemistry, he fits better on Enjoi than Mystery. I always wondered if Windser got along with dude.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2
« Reply #66 on: January 07, 2014, 02:51:16 PM »
where do they find these babes?

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2
« Reply #67 on: January 07, 2014, 02:58:02 PM »
who is really a fan of jimmy carlin i mean really this dude has to be the most unfunny dude on earth.??  His skating is ok but if it wasn't for enjoi being around who else would want this kid

His skating is just OK? Dude's a killer on a skateboard

it depends how you take me saying his skating is ok.?  What you want me to do praise jimmy carlin's skating like slap praises busenitz's skating.?  Yeah jimmys good but so is a lot of other people.?  He's just plain hard to watch.

Obviously he doen't deserve the Busenitz level of praise. But to say he's just okay and hard to watch is weird. His feed the need part was epic

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2
« Reply #68 on: January 07, 2014, 05:21:18 PM »
who is really a fan of jimmy carlin i mean really this dude has to be the most unfunny dude on earth.??  His skating is ok but if it wasn't for enjoi being around who else would want this kid

His skating is just OK? Dude's a killer on a skateboard

it depends how you take me saying his skating is ok.?  What you want me to do praise jimmy carlin's skating like slap praises busenitz's skating.?  Yeah jimmys good but so is a lot of other people.?  He's just plain hard to watch.

Obviously he doen't deserve the Busenitz level of praise. But to say he's just okay and hard to watch is weird. His feed the need part was epic

Been a fan of Carlin since i first heard of him on the es game of skate in like 2005 or 4. The on Jim bates won. I do think Carlin was more interesting to watch when his skating did the talking not all the wild childish antics which can def be funny at times but not 24/7.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2
« Reply #69 on: January 07, 2014, 05:39:41 PM »
who is really a fan of jimmy carlin i mean really this dude has to be the most unfunny dude on earth.??  His skating is ok but if it wasn't for enjoi being around who else would want this kid

His skating is just OK? Dude's a killer on a skateboard

it depends how you take me saying his skating is ok.?  What you want me to do praise jimmy carlin's skating like slap praises busenitz's skating.?  Yeah jimmys good but so is a lot of other people.?  He's just plain hard to watch.

Obviously he doen't deserve the Busenitz level of praise. But to say he's just okay and hard to watch is weird. His feed the need part was epic

Been a fan of Carlin since i first heard of him on the es game of skate in like 2005 or 4. The on Jim bates won. I do think Carlin was more interesting to watch when his skating did the talking not all the wild childish antics which can def be funny at times but not 24/7.
thank you every clip he has is him trying to be funny.  Why won't someone just keep it real with him and tell him he's not.  He's trying way too hard.  Enjoi was funny because things they did was clever and smart i got a feeling jimmy is just running it into the ground.  Jimmy is clearly the kid who can't let go of a joke that was funny years ago.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2
« Reply #70 on: January 07, 2014, 06:33:33 PM »
who is really a fan of jimmy carlin i mean really this dude has to be the most unfunny dude on earth.??  His skating is ok but if it wasn't for enjoi being around who else would want this kid

His skating is just OK? Dude's a killer on a skateboard

it depends how you take me saying his skating is ok.?  What you want me to do praise jimmy carlin's skating like slap praises busenitz's skating.?  Yeah jimmys good but so is a lot of other people.?  He's just plain hard to watch.

Obviously he doen't deserve the Busenitz level of praise. But to say he's just okay and hard to watch is weird. His feed the need part was epic

Been a fan of Carlin since i first heard of him on the es game of skate in like 2005 or 4. The on Jim bates won. I do think Carlin was more interesting to watch when his skating did the talking not all the wild childish antics which can def be funny at times but not 24/7.

I'm just stoked you mentioned Jim bates, that dude is a local legend.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2
« Reply #71 on: January 08, 2014, 12:05:00 AM »
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #72 on: January 08, 2014, 12:20:33 AM »
If Robbie Brockel doesn't turn pro soon then so help me...

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #73 on: January 08, 2014, 12:53:44 AM »
Man...that drink your own piss thing was gnarly.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #74 on: January 08, 2014, 12:59:13 AM »
Man...that drink your own piss thing was gnarly.
i've done it, not that big a deal. drinking girl's pee straight out the tap is gnarlier.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #75 on: January 08, 2014, 02:56:43 AM »
Man...that drink your own piss thing was gnarly.
Yeah, I would not be down.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1
« Reply #76 on: January 08, 2014, 02:57:32 AM »
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #77 on: January 08, 2014, 03:06:49 AM »
Man...that drink your own piss thing was gnarly.
i've done it, not that big a deal. drinking girl's pee straight out the tap is gnarlier.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #78 on: January 08, 2014, 05:09:37 AM »
Wish they did more creative challenges but still sort of funny. Is anyone at all sceptical about how easily they find the bitches that can do tricks? A stripper that can skate is like a one in a million surely. Same with last years' criteria like a married woman over 50 who can kickflip or some shit.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #79 on: January 08, 2014, 07:47:34 AM »
Wish they did more creative challenges but still sort of funny. Is anyone at all sceptical about how easily they find the bitches that can do tricks? A stripper that can skate is like a one in a million surely. Same with last years' criteria like a married woman over 50 who can kickflip or some shit.

Not particularly. What's your conspiracy theory? Do you think thrasher just has a warehouse full of middle-aged women that can kickflip or something?

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2
« Reply #80 on: January 08, 2014, 08:56:18 AM »
who is really a fan of jimmy carlin i mean really this dude has to be the most unfunny dude on earth.??  His skating is ok but if it wasn't for enjoi being around who else would want this kid

His skating is just OK? Dude's a killer on a skateboard

it depends how you take me saying his skating is ok.?  What you want me to do praise jimmy carlin's skating like slap praises busenitz's skating.?  Yeah jimmys good but so is a lot of other people.?  He's just plain hard to watch.

Obviously he doen't deserve the Busenitz level of praise. But to say he's just okay and hard to watch is weird. His feed the need part was epic

Been a fan of Carlin since i first heard of him on the es game of skate in like 2005 or 4. The on Jim bates won. I do think Carlin was more interesting to watch when his skating did the talking not all the wild childish antics which can def be funny at times but not 24/7.

I'm just stoked you mentioned Jim bates, that dude is a local legend.

Wasnt he from the valley? i know he had a lot of clips in LA including almost bs flipping hollywood 16 if im not mistaking. this was in like 2000 i think.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #81 on: January 08, 2014, 10:07:32 AM »
KOTR is currently my favorite thing happening in skateboarding.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #82 on: January 08, 2014, 10:42:51 AM »
justin timberbrock does the BAs some justice

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #83 on: January 08, 2014, 10:47:25 AM »
In the new Skateboard Mag, there's an interview with Elijah where he says during this trip a member of the Birdhouse team told the cops he started a fireworks-related fire.  I immediately thought  "Oh it must be confirmed snitch David Loy," but he wasn't in that van right?

Lucas Puig ripped while holding that towel and all, but Jim Bates beat Koston in SKATE while holding a water bottle.  That's the shit that legends are made of.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #84 on: January 08, 2014, 10:53:35 AM »
gerwer just hanging out, painting rails...
I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #85 on: January 08, 2014, 10:54:05 AM »
Piss...

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #86 on: January 08, 2014, 10:55:51 AM »
Jake Ruiz and Robbie Brockel are so gnarly.


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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #87 on: January 08, 2014, 11:49:09 AM »
Jake Ruiz's firing line was sick, and Jake D. always puts in work. Long story short, KOTR needs more people named Jake who rip.


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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #88 on: January 08, 2014, 11:51:18 AM »
Wish they did more creative challenges but still sort of funny. Is anyone at all sceptical about how easily they find the bitches that can do tricks? A stripper that can skate is like a one in a million surely. Same with last years' criteria like a married woman over 50 who can kickflip or some shit.

I'm pretty sue that stripper was a dude

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #89 on: January 08, 2014, 03:09:52 PM »
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