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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #90 on: January 08, 2014, 10:19:27 PM »
I'm bummed I was late to this thread and missed the hard copy joke. Hopefully it will come out on hard copy so I can read it then.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3
« Reply #91 on: January 09, 2014, 12:03:44 AM »
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #92 on: January 09, 2014, 12:31:35 AM »
birdhouse destroyed it! so glad these are coming out daily, i really love this stuff.............................................................. hard on

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #93 on: January 09, 2014, 12:36:32 AM »
girls are helpless against the chin grab.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #94 on: January 09, 2014, 01:06:25 AM »
Clint is a mastodon, or a wholly rhino, or saber tooth tiger, or a giant beaver. 

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #95 on: January 09, 2014, 01:24:15 AM »
so Tate, you're just going to add a number everyday to the thread title? will look hilarious once this is over



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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #96 on: January 09, 2014, 01:33:26 AM »
Was anybody else a little bummed when they got the Thrasher Hell of a Year DVD and realized that the KOTR video isn't really on there, but a montage of the tricks instead?

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #97 on: January 09, 2014, 02:52:04 AM »
i thought Clint was hurt? He seemed to be killing it in the video

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #98 on: January 09, 2014, 05:14:04 AM »
Birdhouse absolutely killed it in that episode, Clint can thank the all white Heath look for get him so much action.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #99 on: January 09, 2014, 05:26:26 AM »
i thought Clint was hurt? He seemed to be killing it in the video

His collar bone wasnt great so I think he was staying away from big stuff but im pretty sure he re-injured it like half way through.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #100 on: January 09, 2014, 05:42:32 AM »
so Tate, you're just going to add a number everyday to the thread title? will look hilarious once this is over
Im backin it

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #101 on: January 09, 2014, 05:47:56 AM »
Got a funny feeling during all the makeouts... Then the banana trick finished me off.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #102 on: January 09, 2014, 06:54:12 AM »
i really dont like looking at clint walker


or hearing him talk



or really watching him skate

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #103 on: January 09, 2014, 07:00:33 AM »
I found his tight lipped air sucking technique a little strange, but he made out with 3 women hotter than anyone I'll kiss in 15 seconds.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #104 on: January 09, 2014, 07:02:48 AM »
I found his tight lipped air sucking technique a little strange, but he made out with 3 women hotter than anyone I'll kiss in 15 seconds.
Ill never skate as good as him, but he'll never kiss as good as me  :-*

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #105 on: January 09, 2014, 07:10:18 AM »
Making out with a dread should have been "phelpers choice" Thats gnarlier than anything that could have been done on a skateboard.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #106 on: January 09, 2014, 07:41:50 AM »
clint fucking rules. dudes an aminal. a spirit aminal even. OK in the house!
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #107 on: January 09, 2014, 07:48:50 AM »
worst makeout style..he needs a few pointers from jake johnson
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #108 on: January 09, 2014, 08:49:59 AM »
watching clint walker making out is probably the most disturbing thing ive ever seen :-[
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #109 on: January 09, 2014, 09:04:22 AM »
I also was disturbed and skipped most the making out.

Grown men who don't know how to properly kiss a woman just makes me think less of them. And Jake Johnson's actually gave me chills when I watched it. Most awkward thing ever. Hahaha
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #110 on: January 09, 2014, 09:32:41 AM »
That chin grab! Haha.
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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #111 on: January 09, 2014, 09:37:55 AM »
The way his eyes were open the whole time scares the shit out of me lol. But I am jealous of his ability to just go for it.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #112 on: January 09, 2014, 09:50:40 AM »
clints kissing is pretty hilarious but i got to hand it to him. a lot of those girls were pretty fucking good looking, minus the dread lady. quality and quantity. birdhouse killed it!

Was anybody else a little bummed when they got the Thrasher Hell of a Year DVD and realized that the KOTR video isn't really on there, but a montage of the tricks instead?

i was a little bummed that there isnt a hard copy this year, but ive honestly watched last years hard copy twice so im not that bummed.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #113 on: January 09, 2014, 11:03:46 AM »
so who do you guys like to watch kiss girls?
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #114 on: January 09, 2014, 11:36:28 AM »
so who do you guys like to watch kiss girls?
Other girls is always tight. I don't care how clint kisses he went ham on this and I think it was 20 to 23 were all hotties.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #115 on: January 09, 2014, 12:09:05 PM »
i really dont like looking at clint walker


or hearing him talk



or really watching him skate

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #116 on: January 09, 2014, 12:14:40 PM »
Clint is one of the gnarliest people I've ever seen skate in person, if not the gnarliest. At my local park there's a 10 foot tall pyramid with a steep ass incline/ needless to say it's gnarly skating this thing. Even a manual down it is somewhat life-threatening, but clint comes up and fucking kickflip nosemanuals it first try like it was a little manual pad. Seriously insane. Also make out with a  pregnant woman hahahahahaha

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #117 on: January 09, 2014, 12:55:22 PM »
Clint is one of the gnarliest people I've ever seen skate in person, if not the gnarliest.

Same here. He was the only dude I cared about after I left the 2009 Tampa Am. Body varial the pyramid, fake body varial down the stairs, etc. He was so unique but was 100% power as well.

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #118 on: January 09, 2014, 01:35:52 PM »
can someone make a spinning ben rayborn gif

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Re: King of the Road 2013: Webisode 1,2,3, 4
« Reply #119 on: January 09, 2014, 04:06:33 PM »
Well he definitely made out with liek at least 4 girls who didn't want to...

That's ballsy.