yesterday----------check this right - ive lived at my house near the beach for 2 years. 2 houses down my neighbour is this 16 yr old attractive girl. and i never spoke to her in the whole 2 yrs except maybe once............but i walked past her house again yesterday.......and her and her bfriend (who is a wicked bmx guy from newport skatepark and he can do flares) were in her front yard and he yells out to me and says "jedi".....now this dudes cool as and he knows all about the jedi. i dont know how long theyv been in a relationship for but ive never seen him there before..............but then she says "y did u call him jedi?"........totaly busted
.........and i know he knows heaps about me.....so i decided to tell her 1st before he did.........so i said to her "sory i never talked to you before but i thout you were younger about 16 and im about 30, but any way im a pro skateboarder, im sponsored by vans and triggerbros who have a shop in chapel st, and frankston, mornington and sorrento.....my 2 homes are mornington and here in williamstown area......and ive also lived in torquay before......." and i didnt tell her im on tv or that im famous or my mother was a politician........but her bfriend probably will.........and the tv one will most likely tweak the young girl..........but listen up........she's has a bfriend who is one of my bmx ripper friends and she's too young for me anyway.......but over time ive seen alot of attractive teenage girls hang around that house...............and i think im going to get a fair few trippin stares and looks from those girls........and some trippin treatment when i walk past and they say "hi" to me from now on.............................oh well what can you do .............cover's blown