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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2014, 09:13:46 PM »
im so happy you found your home in slap.  please tell me more.
more heaven-cruise than hell-ride.

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2014, 10:20:02 PM »
one comment then please no more until tomorrow........nowell....cuntm8....im sorry i cant answer that question about "what happened in psych ward" bcause if i do and the information falls into the wrong hands.......chanced are il be assasinated.........but cuntm8 and the rest of the crew...........here's a glimpse.............in the year 2000......

....IT WAS I THE JEDI THAT GAVE MAGIC POWERS TO THE WHOLE WORLD...........

...previously only talented skaters/surfers/snowboarders and pro skaters/surfers/snowboarders including hosoi and hawk and slater and jedi were the ones who had magic abilties......and others like mayb? jackie chan and mayb? holywood stuntmen....and proper ninjas.....and before that - most of the world wrongly believed that magic DID NOT EXIST...............and as u can imagine psych doctors who had just finsished their final exam of medical college and where about to start making the big bucks woke up the next day and had a hard time dealing with this knowledge and the hard facts that magic existed......how could they argue----one second they had no magic powers------the next second they had real magic powers-------buuuuuuut the whole psych industry went into lie mode overdrive to protect themselves from big lawsuits from patients and to protect their big bucks industry (psych pharmicuticals manufacturing companies r some of the richest in the world).......also going into lie mode overdrive overnight were the hospitals........ladies and mens magazines......definitely tv corporations and executives......holywood.......mtv and sony and virgin and now later on in the future itunes.............polticians and governments.......the military.....royal families....the christian and catholic church...........national and international sporting establishments including the xgames industry and surf industry........the gambling industry............the porn industry........the school and college university education department..........nasa..........etc etc....u get the picture..........

........yes world i know i gave u all magic powers in 2000..........and i know youve lied about it ever since...........and maybe i cared about the the whole world lying in 2001 or 2002 or 2003 but now i dont think i care quite as much as i used to............for instance too many people have died since the year 2000 living the lie that magic isnt real simply

because if the whole world lies then it makes it alright for you to lie....

.........and they were cheated out of the reality that they could have become powerful wizards or sorceresses ..............senseless waste.......................now i know i just gave cuntm8 and u crew just a glimpse and not the full answer to cunmt8's question.....the full answer would take 20 or 30 comments............but did give u a glimpse..............................and i realy hope i dont get assasinated for writing this.....................cool the heels time.............seeya tomorrow...............

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2014, 12:31:43 AM »
thats nearly about enough proof and reading material that's required to convince u crew of the truth.............il provide just a bit more in the next few days...........but most of the typing is over crew

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2014, 03:38:04 PM »
yesterday----------check this right - ive lived at my house near the beach for 2 years. 2 houses down my neighbour is this 16 yr old attractive girl. and i never spoke to her in the whole 2 yrs except maybe once............but i walked past her house again yesterday.......and her and her bfriend (who is a wicked bmx guy from newport skatepark and he can do flares) were in her front yard and he yells out to me and says "jedi".....now this dudes cool as and he knows all about the jedi. i dont know how long theyv been in a relationship for but ive never seen him there before..............but then she says "y did u call him jedi?"........totaly busted :(.........and i know he knows heaps about me.....so i decided to tell her 1st before he did.........so i said to her "sory i never talked to you before but i thout you were younger about 16 and im about 30, but any way im a pro skateboarder, im sponsored by vans and triggerbros who have a shop in chapel st, and frankston, mornington and sorrento.....my 2 homes are mornington and here in williamstown area......and ive also lived in torquay before......." and i didnt tell her im on tv or that im famous or my mother was a politician........but her bfriend probably will.........and the tv one will most likely tweak the young girl..........but listen up........she's has a bfriend who is one of my bmx ripper friends and she's too young for me anyway.......but over time ive seen alot of attractive teenage girls hang around that house...............and i think im going to get a fair few trippin stares and looks from those girls........and some trippin treatment when i walk past and they say "hi" to me from now on.............................oh well what can you do .............cover's blown

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2014, 05:56:15 PM »
Magic really is real.

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« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2014, 04:02:05 AM »
yesterday----------check this right - ive lived at my house near the beach for 2 years. 2 houses down my neighbour is this 16 yr old attractive girl. and i never spoke to her in the whole 2 yrs except maybe once............but i walked past her house again yesterday.......and her and her bfriend (who is a wicked bmx guy from newport skatepark and he can do flares) were in her front yard and he yells out to me and says "jedi".....now this dudes cool as and he knows all about the jedi. i dont know how long theyv been in a relationship for but ive never seen him there before..............but then she says "y did u call him jedi?"........totaly busted :(.........and i know he knows heaps about me.....so i decided to tell her 1st before he did.........so i said to her "sory i never talked to you before but i thout you were younger about 16 and im about 30, but any way im a pro skateboarder, im sponsored by vans and triggerbros who have a shop in chapel st, and frankston, mornington and sorrento.....my 2 homes are mornington and here in williamstown area......and ive also lived in torquay before......." and i didnt tell her im on tv or that im famous or my mother was a politician........but her bfriend probably will.........and the tv one will most likely tweak the young girl..........but listen up........she's has a bfriend who is one of my bmx ripper friends and she's too young for me anyway.......but over time ive seen alot of attractive teenage girls hang around that house...............and i think im going to get a fair few trippin stares and looks from those girls........and some trippin treatment when i walk past and they say "hi" to me from now on.............................oh well what can you do .............cover's blown

Wow! thats amazing Jedi, hopefully these girls might have an older sister you can fool around with......if you catch my drift  ;)

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2014, 04:07:32 AM »
jedi has been to county.....he knows the drill......strip and get ready for the fire hose

Jedi has been raped?

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2014, 04:41:10 PM »
ttching yes magic is really real as iv explained on my facebook timeline.................and psyched out ----------no the jedi sk8boarder was never raped in jail........i was overwieght and unnatractive at the time (in other words 3/4 fat and yes ugly at the time)........so the rapists stayed clear of me.........and i was in jail for a month not a year which also stopped the rapists from touching me...........but on a brighter note that girl 2 houses down from my house and her other 16 yr old friends most likely do have older sisters and gfriends........and yes jedi does have sex maybe half a dozen or less occasions (tops) a year..........so we'll see about theyr older sisters.............but that still means my cover's blown..........and every time i walk or skate past those girls from now on its the "hi" treatment.............and lets make it clear - id prefer my cover "not to b blown"

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2014, 12:22:09 PM »
have you ever paid for sex, jedi?
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2014, 06:46:20 PM »
no I have never been paid for sex..............but I admit it sounds like a very novel idea :)

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2014, 06:53:21 PM »
ok crew that's about a wrap........so whether your from Los Angeles or Toronto or Sydney or Manchester or London or Vancouver or New York or Chicago or Portland or Orlando or Melbourne etc etc.............then

you now have proof that magic is real...........or if you want to call it the force.........then you now have proof that the force is real

proof

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2014, 08:33:44 PM »
no I have never been paid for sex..............but I admit it sounds like a very novel idea :)

you said on skateboard.com.au you had payed for call girls before

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2014, 08:37:01 PM »
wow I didn't know prostitution was legal in Australia until this thread got me curious. the more you know