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follow the link below. note - u must be logged into facebook to view the link below and also note - jediz facebook is public and viewable by anyone

jedi on the scene. NASA TIME. if uv noticed in the last 32 status updates in jediz facebook timeline that - JEDI HAS PROVED THAT MAGIC IS REAL- just read all the 32 status updates and comments- then ul understand. and remember parents lie. b careful bfor u tell ur parents that magic is real. ur parents might realy blieve u that magic is real buuuut theyl doublecross u and lie and say magic isnt real when realy theyr convinced it is. and after they lie and shut u down if u hassle them again they call the cat team and send u to the psych ward. so b careful bfore u tell ur parents that magic is real. also if you read the last 32 status updates and comments on jediz facebook timeline then it will prove that now jedi and kelly slater are the 2 most famous people on the world surf tour

also if you read my whole facebook timeline from back in 2007 then this will also prove that magic is real. but if you do do that then please ignore the dec 2012/ jan 2013 reference to a helicopter attack. my apologies- that was just jedi trippin. its not real. jedi was trippin at the time bcause a few weeks  before that jedi was at his grandmas house in the outer southeastern city fringe suburbs of melbourne and my grandma had gone out and i was home alone at her house at nightfall. then 7 or 8 rounds from a handgun were fired directly outside my grandmas house. is she was home then they wouldnt of pulled that shit. no way. but anyway they were warning me to leave the area - so i called a taxi then it came and i jumped in and split the joint. its half city fringe suburb half country town suburb so there's a few people in the town that have firearms and a few peoplw on farms that have firearms. this had jedi trippin for nearly a month. and i mistakenly thout that a normal helicopter flying low in the city was an attack. so just ignore those status's

here's the link to jediz facebook and the proof that magic is real . u have to read the 32 most recent status updates on jediz facebook timeline
 
https://www.facebook.com/nick.buchanan.754


also here's a few new photos. of some of jediz fresh gear, boards, helmets, lightsabers, bball jerseys, sponsor equipment etc

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and fiiiiiinnnnaaaalllyyyy the senate. the jedi and the senate. or should i say parliament. ha ha spot jediz mother

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yo lebron james jediz gon make u play some D. thats all lebron will be catching- is micheal jordans autograph. and as for kelly slater - whats up slater - where's your sceptre and your royal robes and your crown man ? thout you were don corleone of the surf world didnt you? lookin a bit shaby now aint you slater

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and dont think ul ever be ringing this bell ever again kelly. u best off ring the bell for room service at ur hotel for oysters to improve your performance with ur girlfriend. i heard ur 42 and thats around the age when men start needing viagra. or so iv heard.

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and dont think she loves you anywhere near as much as she used to kelly. especially not after jedi took all your young torquay bellsbeach girl fans from you kelly. the mums in torquay are still urs kelly. but the hot young daughters are yours no longer slater. no longer. so kalani millers love of her life no longer has all the girls in all the top 4 famous surf spots in the world - hawaii, california, surfers paradise and no longer bells beach torquay man. no longer bells beach torquay slater man. no longer man. no longer

picture this slater. congress house in washington has (i believe) four stone columns at the front entrance. imagine slater if everyone woke up one morning and one of those 4 columns has dissapeared. people would be shocked. just like if everyone woke up one morning and kelly still had his hawaii girls, california girls, surfers paradise girls buuuuuuut shockingly all his bells beach torquay girls had dissapeared. as i said slater no longer man, no longer (and my apologies if congress has more than four columns at the entrance). and as i said no longer slater no longer

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Now i kinda feel bad
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Could you post a few more pics of your sister?
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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2014, 01:22:12 PM »
Could you post a few more pics of your sister?

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2014, 02:56:35 PM »
sorry no more photos of my sister??.she's still upset about the last time i posted photos??..dont get me wrong - i want to ??..but she'l start up and i don't want to hear her complaining- its annoying man

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2014, 02:58:58 PM »
sorry no more photos of my sister??.she's still upset about the last time i posted photos??..dont get me wrong - i want to ??..but she'l start up and i don't want to hear her complaining- its annoying man

She doesn't have to know, it could be our little secret.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2014, 03:18:09 PM »
Anyone else think those are just oversized light up dildos? and more sister pics

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2014, 03:24:12 PM »
Jedi I hope this finds you well. This is cuntm8 , keep killing it. Should I start up my Facebook again? Ps I have been training hard. How was the psych ward? Those slippery snakes in the grass sending you to the psych ward. As your friend and apprentice I feel you may be trippin when it comes to magic being real though bro, rekognise

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2014, 05:02:47 PM »
Some facebook highlights

-I NOTICE NEARLY ALL MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS HAVE SEX ON A REGULAR BASIS. I NOTICE I NEVER HAVE SEX . EVER. NEVER. I NOTICE I AM THE NEXT TONY HAWK. I NOTICE MOST OF U HAVE JOBS. WELL MY JOB IS BEING THE NEXT TONY HAWK.

-listen stragglers its a new decade . dont get left behind. i suggest u reduce ur sexual activity by 80percent and use the extra time to learn new magic powers like jedi did

-as further proof jedi has gone down on a girl on 3 occasions since yr 2000. for 5mins max each occasions. on the other hand only 3 girls have gone down on jedi since yr 2000. not including 7 call girls who went down on jedi. jedi is not ur ordinary cassanova. when ur famous- lesser is better. at least jedi is a proper jedi and not a famous slut

-Luke Roderick Arden Gallant Jedi... Have you stopped taking your medication again ?
10 January at 17:53 via mobile ? Like
Nick Buchanan check the next status then man
10 January at 18:00 via mobile ? Like
Nick Buchanan and as for medication- no i havnt stopped smoking weed
10 January at 18:00 via mobile ? Like

-have u ever slept with a guys gfriend and got bashed for it. jedi neeeeevvveeer has. have u ever slept with girls bfriend and got scratched and ur hair pulled out over it. personaly jedi neeeeevvveeeer has


Obama doesn't want you to watch free porn, too much masturbation is slowing the economic recovery

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2014, 08:37:24 PM »
thanks for the advice cuntm8 but no im sorry magic and or the force is defintily real and as to the psych ward. those lame fucks never fuck with you when your on tv and sponsored by vans and your the most famous skater in australia. cuntm8 magic is like general anesthetic - it change the world forever. forever......................and listen julia princess leia lovers.........im sorry but i cant post any more photos of julia...........bcause she now has watchdogs snooping on slapmagazine.com and shell know straight away if new photos have been posted then shell contact slap and can the new photos ------- so whats the point

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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2014, 09:05:42 PM »
cuntm8 i just re read your post and whats this? r u playing some sort of game? its alright thou cuntm8 u r a young apprentice and u still have have much to learn. ur funny though man i must admit. magic isnt real.......yeah sure of course it real.......and the psych ward.......everyone knows that if the psych ward rumbled jedi then the psych ward would have no chance.......no chance...........but anyway. u know when i caught on to ur game cuntm8. about ten minutes ago when i remembered that on the Jediz new apprentice is on tv article on slap.com u commented (im fairly certain it was u) and ur comment said "y r u wasting so much time to train cuntm8, he's a slippery snake" at the time i didint know that nowell was cuntm8. but now ive realized y would cuntm8 pay out on himself. y indeed. anyway not to worry- you are still young apprentice and u still have much to learn.

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Re: JEDIhasprovedthatMAGICisREAL&Jedi&KellyRtheworldsurftours2mostfamouspeople
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2014, 03:09:10 PM »
thanks Jedi, no it's not a game I guess I just have a long way to go. Is it lame of me for not believing in magic? I mean man I really want to but I just can't find any proof. Your skills train,tram and cliffpath racing are next level no doubt. Should I keep training? Man I don't know anymore you seem disappointed. Please don't be mad Jedi. I'm not worthy. Those slippery snakes in the grass at the psych ward....slippery indeed MTV jedi

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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2014, 03:20:57 PM »
apprentice im cool. im not mad at u. keep training with a lightsaber. watch my youtube clips. learn from them. read my advice on skateboard.com.au, facebook and slap.com..........understand thats most of the knowledge thats kept me both alive and sane until this very day. important to be both sane and alive apprentice

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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2014, 03:22:38 PM »
and as for all you crew...............have you read everything yet? and if so..................are you convinced yet? that magic is real and that jedi and kelly are the world surf tours 2 most famous people?....................shame kelly shame

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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2014, 04:16:05 PM »
kelly used to be a jedi. but he doesnt surf with a lightsaber. so no dutch kelly. and u are no jedi kelly. no jedi u are. and now this half white/ half brazil nigga is going to clean up kelly slaters act. SO CLEAN UP UR ACT KELLY

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« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2014, 04:54:28 PM »
ill even tell u how u can learn magic powers right now..............talk to me nearly every day and all the time..........and ul most likely learn the magic ability that i used to get on tv/ escape a murder attempt....and maybe ul get on tv aswell...    .like cuntm8 jae overton did on skateboard.com.au for the last year......talk to me all the time ....some of u would pick it up quick too i bet...........but remember dont be a hater when you talk to me............bcause haters wont learn shit.........and dont be a sociable person when ur realy a hater.............and keep in mind that in this particular comment jedi is tellling u what he considers true..........and what is most likely true ......not certaintly.................but cuntm8 was my equal best friend on skateboard.com.au for a year and he backed me just about the most if not the most and i use my magic ability to talk back and forth to him for a year.............then jae overton was on mtv and channel v after a year..............cuntm8 jae overton learned to talk to jedi on a regular basis....................but dont b a hater or pretend to b not a hater............... 

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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2014, 05:13:44 PM »
and for anyone wondering jedi was overweight and unnatractive for a period of time in late 2003. this is when jedi spent 1 month in jail.......a few days in a police station cell then the rest of the time in prison..........i was younger and less experienced and made the mistake of removing a portable computer from a business college in mt eliza near mornington........but when the police caught up with me they charged me with the stolen computer.......... then.........they decided to frame (small frame not big) with a further 3 portable computers..........i was bailed and put on strict conditions where i had to report to the police station regularly. after a few months i crossed the line and didnt report for a while and the police picked me up and jailed me........but my mother paid cash money for a good solicitor and i was released after a month.......the 3 false theft of computers charges were dropped and i was placed on an order for the legitimate compter theft charge.........and if u want a jail story here's just one il tell you (i have a few) bcause i dont want to relate about my experience that much.......in the cell block i was in there was a communal vacuum cleaner and some crazy person opened the vaccum cleaner up and filled the inside with water.......because they wanted the next person that used it to turn the vacuum on and electricute themselves and die.....................so yes .........jedi has been to county.....he knows the drill......strip and get ready for the fire hose

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« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2014, 05:34:57 PM »
alright grim city, hate, randozzi, bantam after this post i think ill take a break for a while???and cool my heels???.bcause iv done a lot of work in the last few days on Facebook and slap.com????..seeya in 24 hrs

this is an all time photo of jedi and kelly slater and jediz all time fence gap at riverside skatepark melbourne????put together by my good associate on skateboard.com.au named mar bug????enjoy

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« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2014, 05:36:53 PM »
and i have no idea y there is a frown face in that last comment???i didn't put it there???.laters

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« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2014, 05:38:53 PM »
and yo sorry i forgot to mention??..in that mtv jedi photo??.thats what a lot of australian skaters call me bacuse over been on tv???????.they call me the mtv jedi---------------even if i havnt been on mtv???????..laters

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« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2014, 06:01:01 PM »
grimcity, hate, bantam, randozzi.........i just logged out after i wrote that last comment about lots of australians calling me mtv jedi...................and it might be a glitch on my computer................but it said on the notice board that i was still logged in for a while after i logged out........i rechecked that id logged out.........and i was still logged in..............and also i didnt put those frown faces and a few of those question marks on that those last posts.............it might b a glitch..........but i dont think so............i think some lame ! and horny ? hackers are testing their skills against the power of the force.........but those hackers have to stop hacking to fullfill their horny desires........and the force doesnt stop for that shit hackers...............on the other hand there are lots of cool hackers that jedi has no beef with.............. dumn fucks

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« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2014, 06:13:31 PM »
yep just logged out and it says im still logged in.................just remember horny desire hackers male or female.........u can never fullfill and have your desires with girls as hot as kelly slater gets..........or if your a girl then u can never have kelly slater................but jedi does indeed have the force...................thats it man im out..................seeya tomorrow............and if anyone looks at the notice board and thinks im logged on......dont b fooled.......im not...............seeya tommorrow

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« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2014, 08:12:01 PM »
what happened at the psych ward mtv jedi?