The slalom bit made me laugh:
"I won't deny it, I back slalom a little bit. If I'm gonna have 20 boards, I've got to have at least one slalom board. Technically I'm the reigning World Skater Cross Champion of slalom [laughs]? I was super broke. I was living with Gravette. I hitch hike down to this race. I rode my normal board, I didn't even ride a slalom board. They had all these jump kicker ramps and cones. It was the weirdest track. I ended up winning it. I won five grand and I got this six-foot tall trophy and it says I'm world champ and shit [laughs]. It was one of the best days of my life and it slalom so fuck it, I got a slalom board.? - Willis Kimbel