Author Topic: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird (Read 67578 times)

Rusty_Berrings · « **Reply #60 on:** February 04, 2014, 12:40:24 PM »

she looks like a fucking pill fiend. How bout Jennette McCurdy (the blonde from iCarly) she's prob 18 by now, nah?

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #61 on:** February 04, 2014, 12:50:58 PM »

Was the no ma'am shirt a signal?

dask8d00d · « **Reply #62 on:** February 04, 2014, 12:54:24 PM »

Quote from: Rusty_Berrings on February 04, 2014, 12:40:24 PM

she looks like a fucking pill fiend. How bout Jennette McCurdy (the blonde from iCarly) she's prob 18 by now, nah?

Yup she's 21 and dating 20 year old Piston's Center Andre Dummond

Rusty_Berrings · « **Reply #63 on:** February 04, 2014, 12:56:32 PM »

jeez id be surprised if he could fit a quarter of his dick in that. reminds me of that short girl Shaq dates.

Fongstarr. · « **Reply #64 on:** February 04, 2014, 01:00:34 PM »

Jennifer Tilly is not an odd choice. I remember I wanted to see her chest ever since Liar Liar.

Sofia Vegara for sure is my pic. I'll say Kate Upton which is a pethetic choice but her fun bags are pretty damn huge:

Odd......Snooki and J Wow

Rusty_Berrings · « **Reply #65 on:** February 04, 2014, 01:03:22 PM »

that's not snookie, that there has no tits?. i'd like to see the real snooky naked, maybe ontop of my cock.

dask8d00d · « **Reply #66 on:** February 04, 2014, 01:19:01 PM »

Quote from: Rusty_Berrings on February 04, 2014, 12:56:32 PM

jeez id be surprised if he could fit a quarter of his dick in that. reminds me of that short girl Shaq dates.

also Jennifer Tilly is a total babe

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #67 on:** February 04, 2014, 01:53:13 PM »

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apparently this is 2014, she is still looking good to me

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Christina Ricci is nowhere near a weird choice, and Jennifer Tilly did have some kind of "it" factor that made her attractive though

her knees have faces in them. id fuk them too

Exposure · « **Reply #68 on:** February 04, 2014, 01:56:09 PM »

Quote from: Fongstarr. on February 03, 2014, 11:38:25 AM

Speaking of Miley:

JB · « **Reply #69 on:** February 04, 2014, 02:08:39 PM »

Quote from: Fongstarr. on February 04, 2014, 01:00:34 PM

Odd......Snooki and J Wow

you can call me crazy, but i think id rather fuck the fat snooki than the skinny snooki.

and i have no idea who this chick is, but damn

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pencil · « **Reply #70 on:** February 04, 2014, 02:31:11 PM »

i like that red headed nickolodeon bitch more

pointandclick · « **Reply #71 on:** February 04, 2014, 02:51:16 PM »

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jeez id be surprised if he could fit a quarter of his dick in that. reminds me of that short girl Shaq dates.
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also Jennifer Tilly is a total babe

Frank · « **Reply #72 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:24:25 PM »

shaqs foot has almost the length of her lower leg in that pic...

Fongstarr. · « **Reply #73 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:41:34 PM »

No homo.....but in that book "Confession of Video Vixon", she said Shaq wasn't huge:

http://www.avclub.com/article/the-silly-little-show-biz-book-club-2-karrine-stef-9538

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? Shaquille O'Neal?sweats profusely, very generous, doesn't have a giant cock.

? Vin Diesel?deemed plain and unworldly by Steffans because he doesn't listen to R. Kelly or Ja Rule. Has a giant cock.

? Ja Rule?loves Ecstasy-fueled threesomes.

? Ray J?enjoys incongruously puppy-dog romance with Steffans. Notoriously giant cock, roughly the size of a baby elephant, goes curiously unremarked upon.

? Ice-T?loving mentor, doesn't have sex so much as he feeds Steffans' soul with his engorged love-muscle.

? Method Man?Referred to only as "Papa." The love of Steffans' life.

? Jay-Z?A consummate gentleman, in the sense that he featured Steffans in his "Hey Papi" video, then took her for a ride, whipped out his cock, slapped a condom on it, and lovingly placed a hand on the back of Steffans' head. You can probably figure out for yourself what happened next. That might seem cold or overly cautious, but considering the places she's been and the things she's put in her mouth, I'd probably strap on four or five condoms just to do a phone interview with her. As Vixen indelibly conveys, the woman has been banged more times than Antonin Scalia's gavel.

? Usher?kind of a jerk.

? DMX?reckless driver, makes dog noises during sex.

? Xzibit?Good dude, warned by Diddy that Steffans will "have you on video with fingers in your booty." Like Dignan and Mao, has five-year-plan for his career and life.

? P. Diddy?Average lover; nurses strong, unsupported conviction that Steffans will get her lovers on video with fingers in their booties. Takes Steffans and Xzibit to a gay club. Looks good in dress clothes.

? Bobby Brown?Nurses strong convictions that he is a member of al-Qaeda, and that President Bush is looking for him. May be on drugs.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #74 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:04:08 PM »

even without a huge cock, those dudes fall down on the girl from a cramp going missionary, and they will squish her like a bug.

Exposure · « **Reply #75 on:** February 04, 2014, 09:27:32 PM »

obvious: Aubrey Plaza

kinda weird but not really: megyn price from grounded for life

tobey · « **Reply #76 on:** February 04, 2014, 09:43:23 PM »

obvious: Rashida Jones

weird: the girl on reno 911

edit had to fix the photo

SHAWN COMBOVER · « **Reply #77 on:** February 05, 2014, 12:58:18 PM »

Christina Ricci is and always will be SUPER BABE.
Chick from Reno911 yes please also.

Michelle Rodriguez and Jodi Sweetin.

WEIRD - FRAN DRESHER? Chick with the voice that sounds like dying whales.

gutterhead. · « **Reply #78 on:** February 05, 2014, 02:04:41 PM »

obv, giada from food network

weerd, dog's wife

Monkey_Mcpott · « **Reply #79 on:** February 05, 2014, 03:06:48 PM »

Slap's got me really into Aubrey Plaza as of lately so id say her for obvious.

Weird one..... prob Queen Latifa.

Omamori · « **Reply #80 on:** February 05, 2014, 03:54:14 PM »

Ariana Grande

Grimes

pugmaster · « **Reply #81 on:** February 05, 2014, 04:15:53 PM »

Obvious: Paula Deen

Weird: Rachel Maddow

steam vent · « **Reply #82 on:** February 05, 2014, 04:29:58 PM »

Quote from: Omamori on February 05, 2014, 03:54:14 PM

Ariana Grande

Grimes

I wish she looked 7-10 years older, then id agree

Frank · « **Reply #83 on:** February 05, 2014, 04:52:30 PM »

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da fuck?!?! she already looks like a teenager to me, why would you want her to look younger, to increase the weirdness?

steam vent · « **Reply #84 on:** February 05, 2014, 05:03:03 PM »

Quote from: Frank on February 05, 2014, 04:52:30 PM

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da fuck?!?! she already looks like a teenager to me, why would you want her to look younger, to increase the weirdness?

really baked and you made me re read my shit like 10 times, not even bru not evennnn

Lenny the Fatface · « **Reply #85 on:** February 05, 2014, 05:41:17 PM »

This thread got me crackin' the fuck up, and fuck yes to that Reno 911 chick.

***Obvious***

Keri Hilson

***Weird***

Naomi from Little dragon, a little weird looking but you can just tell that like she got that bomb 30 year old hipster pussy

Fongstarr. · « **Reply #86 on:** February 10, 2014, 02:36:41 PM »

I decided to just post this here. Still no beave shot.

perverted super otaku! · « **Reply #87 on:** February 10, 2014, 03:09:01 PM »

Quote from: Fongstarr. on February 10, 2014, 02:36:41 PM

I decided to just post this here. Still no beave shot.

at this point would anyone say they wouldn't

shark tits · « **Reply #88 on:** February 10, 2014, 03:29:16 PM »

i'd like to add zooey deschanel to the list. hipster runoff has some fake nudes of her [and pam from the office] but i don't think any real ones exist.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #89 on:** February 10, 2014, 09:18:32 PM »

obvious/weird- every chick who has ever been in The Office.

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