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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2014, 07:06:41 AM »
Indie Rock Women Edition

Obvious


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« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2014, 07:22:56 AM »
tracer....wtf... the insurance bitch.. UR S1CK!!!

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2014, 09:01:26 AM »
Obvious: Christina Hendricks. I know the cell phone pics leaked (and I saved them), but I'd like to see them shot more...professionally? God damn it I just want to marry her.

Weird: Kristen Schaal.
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #33 on: February 03, 2014, 09:12:26 AM »

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #34 on: February 03, 2014, 09:18:31 AM »
Obvious: Bill Goldberg

Weird: Al Bundy from Married With Children

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« Reply #35 on: February 03, 2014, 09:35:45 AM »
Obvious: Christina Hendricks. I know the cell phone pics leaked (and I saved them), but I'd like to see them shot more...professionally? God damn it I just want to marry her.

Weird: Kristen Schaal.
she did playboy before she had fake tits, cant remember if there was nipple though, but was bummed about tha fakeness  :'(

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #36 on: February 03, 2014, 11:15:19 AM »
Obvious: Christina Hendricks. I know the cell phone pics leaked (and I saved them),


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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #37 on: February 03, 2014, 11:29:26 AM »
tracer....wtf... the insurance bitch.. UR S1CK!!!

This made laugh haha

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #38 on: February 03, 2014, 11:38:25 AM »
Speaking of Miley:





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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #39 on: February 03, 2014, 11:45:41 AM »
Obvious: Bill Goldberg

Weird: Al Bundy from Married With Children

I take it you're not actually gay...

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #40 on: February 03, 2014, 12:14:57 PM »
Why? Because he's not into twinks?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #41 on: February 03, 2014, 12:17:16 PM »
Why? Because he's not into twinks?
he picked a pro wrestler.... that's not even as stupid as saying something like "a strong armed black man, like the one who would cuddle me every night in prison"

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #42 on: February 03, 2014, 12:19:28 PM »
Who are you to judge what kinds of cocks he wants to suck?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #43 on: February 03, 2014, 12:21:32 PM »
Speaking of Miley:






still no VAJ!!!!!!!, humbug!!!

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #44 on: February 03, 2014, 01:52:51 PM »
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #45 on: February 03, 2014, 06:35:42 PM »
Obvious:

Sofia Vergara. Instaboner every time.




Weird:

Jennifer Tilly. I'm not alone in this am I? I've had a crush on her for a while that I can't quite put my finger on. Specifically old Jennifer Tilly and not young and skinny Jennifer Tilly. Voice + boobs + attitude or something. She's just asking for it.

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« Reply #46 on: February 03, 2014, 10:33:28 PM »
best thread in awhile

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2014, 12:46:37 AM »
Obvious:

Sofia Vergara. Instaboner every time.


Weird:

Jennifer Tilly. I'm not alone in this am I? I've had a crush on her for a while that I can't quite put my finger on. Specifically old Jennifer Tilly and not young and skinny Jennifer Tilly. Voice + boobs + attitude or something. She's just asking for it.

I am completely with you, on both counts.
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #48 on: February 04, 2014, 02:50:31 AM »
obvious- Raemers sister
 Weird- Christina Ricci

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« Reply #49 on: February 04, 2014, 03:21:59 AM »
Weird- Christina Ricci


Call me a weirdo den, cuz i always wanted to fuck her raw.

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #50 on: February 04, 2014, 04:07:53 AM »
Weird- Christina Ricci


Call me a weirdo den, cuz i always wanted to fuck her raw.

something about that big ol 4head makes me spuds boil

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« Reply #51 on: February 04, 2014, 04:16:03 AM »
Weird- Christina Ricci


Call me a weirdo den, cuz i always wanted to fuck her raw.

something about that big ol 4head makes me spuds boil
the girls got a beautiful rack and big beautiful eyes

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« Reply #52 on: February 04, 2014, 04:24:43 AM »
Weird- Christina Ricci


Call me a weirdo den, cuz i always wanted to fuck her raw.

something about that big ol 4head makes me spuds boil
lol wow... and Tilly yea sooo fuckin sexy damn! she taps into caveman shit maaad fertile and could withstand cold winters. Girls voices go higher when they ovulate and that is built into dudes to notice, tilly be tappin into that shit too. despite maybe not being the prettiest her sex sppeal is off the charts imo
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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #53 on: February 04, 2014, 08:54:19 AM »
apparently this is 2014, she is still looking good to me

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #54 on: February 04, 2014, 08:59:58 AM »
Obvious (maybe weird to some):
Susan Sarandon


Weird:

Iron Chef judge Karine Bakhoum (the chubby one) for the boobz

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #55 on: February 04, 2014, 09:06:13 AM »
Obvious: Bill Goldberg

Weird: Al Bundy from Married With Children

I take it you're not actually gay...

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #56 on: February 04, 2014, 09:06:41 AM »
christina ricci got a breast reduction years ago. she still looks great, but imagine what could have been.

ok thought of a weird one: yolandi visser. worst fucking music and haircut ever, but she has a weirdly cute face and pretty nice body. i wonder how she trims her pubes.

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #57 on: February 04, 2014, 10:38:12 AM »
Obvious: Bill Goldberg

Weird: Al Bundy from Married With Children

I take it you're not actually gay...

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change Al Bundy from "weird" to "hilarious" then. Imagine the cellulite, massive body hair, schlong hanging out, with a "what's the matter?" look upon his face. i could only crack up i'm assuming. i also imagine Goldberg having a stench that's unearthly. don't know why i'd want that naked.

christina ricci got a breast reduction years ago. she still looks great, but imagine what could have been.[/img]
Noooooooooo!!!! She should get implants then I assume. Why though????? She probably just got too much attention (which a starlet should expect anyway) or it was hurting her back from the way the weight was displaced throughout her body.

I'd also like to see Angelina Jolie nude, and maybe have sex with her.

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« Reply #58 on: February 04, 2014, 10:43:48 AM »
i like how much thought rusty gives to gay's answers. al bundy was an amateur boxer and football player in real life. he could prolly kick all our asses. that yolondo girl is pretty dope, street kid mullet notwithstanding. my favorite girl on tv lately is lauren lapkus. she's the really innocent prison guard from orange is the new black. i think i'd be weirded out if she took nudies though. maybe she could do it classy, come out of the shower on the show or something.

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Re: Famous women/men who you want to see naked 1 obvious 1 weird
« Reply #59 on: February 04, 2014, 11:03:12 AM »
apparently this is 2014, she is still looking good to me


Christina Ricci is nowhere near a weird choice, and Jennifer Tilly did have some kind of "it" factor that made her attractive though