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Re: tinder
« Reply #120 on: April 16, 2014, 03:19:17 PM »
I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #121 on: April 16, 2014, 04:08:08 PM »
I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.

I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.
We all know you have two sexy anthropomorphic wolves who buttfuck each other on the bottom of your board.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #122 on: April 17, 2014, 08:54:55 PM »
This thing works wonders traveling

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Re: tinder
« Reply #123 on: April 17, 2014, 11:48:15 PM »
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I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.
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I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.


What lie do you tell people when they ask you "so how did you two cuties meet?"
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Re: tinder
« Reply #124 on: April 18, 2014, 03:03:06 AM »
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I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.
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I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.
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What lie do you tell people when they ask you "so how did you two cuties meet?"
Her"Coffee shh" him "Church".
"Uh I mean at church, then we went to a coffee shop"
"Yeah what she said"

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Re: tinder
« Reply #125 on: April 18, 2014, 08:18:08 AM »
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I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.
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I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.
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What lie do you tell people when they ask you "so how did you two cuties meet?"
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Her"Coffee shh" him "Church".
"Uh I mean at church, then we went to a coffee shop"
"Yeah what she said"

Haha We're 100% upfront about it... Don't even sugar coat with "we met on a dating site". It's more, "You don't know what Tinder is?! Let us show you"
We all know you have two sexy anthropomorphic wolves who buttfuck each other on the bottom of your board.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #126 on: April 18, 2014, 03:25:13 PM »
And then you both swipe right and break up...

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Re: tinder
« Reply #127 on: April 18, 2014, 05:23:31 PM »
And then you both swipe right and break up...

Not until our new lease is up
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Re: tinder
« Reply #128 on: April 19, 2014, 03:57:15 AM »
If unsure on a 1st Tinder meetup, always try to bone.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #129 on: April 21, 2014, 02:35:12 AM »
Downloaded the app last night. Really don't know if it feels creepy or ehhh not. My friend thought it was insane that I denied so many chicks. Got a Hit from a girl who is 10cm taller then me.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #130 on: April 21, 2014, 05:55:36 AM »
Downloaded the app last night. Really don't know if it feels creepy or ehhh not. My friend thought it was insane that I denied so many chicks. Got a Hit from a girl who is 10cm taller then me.

Would a tall chick be a deal breaker???

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Re: tinder
« Reply #131 on: April 21, 2014, 07:09:38 AM »

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Re: tinder
« Reply #132 on: April 21, 2014, 10:52:48 AM »
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Downloaded the app last night. Really don't know if it feels creepy or ehhh not. My friend thought it was insane that I denied so many chicks. Got a Hit from a girl who is 10cm taller then me.
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Would a tall chick be a deal breaker???

Just for fucking? Hell no! But it's a problem for the girl, I guess. She would not mention that in her Profile, if there wasn't something behind it

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Re: tinder
« Reply #133 on: April 21, 2014, 04:57:07 PM »
Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.

Yeah, ditch a girl you like who you have potential with because she rides a variation of a skateboard. Makes sense.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #134 on: April 21, 2014, 05:34:32 PM »
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Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.
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Yeah, ditch the girl.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #135 on: April 21, 2014, 05:55:58 PM »
You post nudes.  It's a longboard penance.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #136 on: April 21, 2014, 06:00:25 PM »
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Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.
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Yeah, ditch the girl.
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you fuck a longboarder, you turn into a longboarder.  everyone knows that. 
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Re: tinder
« Reply #137 on: April 21, 2014, 09:22:02 PM »
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Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.
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Yeah, ditch the girl.
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you fuck a longboarder, you turn into a longboarder.  everyone knows that. 
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Fuck it, who am I kidding? I probably won't be getting any otherwise. I think I'll make it out ok/alive.
Just be careful.  Next thing you know, you'll be mall grabbing on your way to zumies.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #138 on: April 21, 2014, 09:47:55 PM »
as long as you're sticking your long board into her full pipes, I think you'll be ok

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Re: tinder
« Reply #139 on: April 21, 2014, 10:50:24 PM »
Tell her you have a don't ask, don't tell policy on longboards and if you ever see it then you'll rawdog her in the butt on some unforeseen night without warning.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #140 on: April 22, 2014, 01:27:57 AM »
You post nudes.  It's a longboard penance.
We can't help you until you post nudes.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #141 on: April 23, 2014, 08:31:45 AM »
omg society wont have it

example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: tinder
« Reply #142 on: April 23, 2014, 01:57:37 PM »
shred the gnar bro....

this whole internet to real life transition seems weird to me. What do you do or say when it goes over to the real life portion of the game? and where do you go to like a coffee shop or something.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #143 on: April 24, 2014, 06:13:39 AM »
does anyone have good conversation starters? my girls don't look dirty, so I don't wanna start with my usual routine.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #144 on: April 24, 2014, 07:37:13 AM »
cheesy pick up line but, "Damn girl, is your nick name York? Cause you fresher than a peppermint patty" or "Which would you choose? The ability to fly, become invisible, or telekinesis, you can only choose one."  Something along those lines

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Re: tinder
« Reply #145 on: April 24, 2014, 07:43:33 AM »
"What's your favorite animal?"

They will fall on your dick.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #146 on: April 24, 2014, 07:49:56 AM »
does anyone have good conversation starters? my girls don't look dirty, so I don't wanna start with my usual routine.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #147 on: April 24, 2014, 09:00:09 AM »
I saw that the only shared interest one girl and I had was All That, so I just wrote all the lyrics to the theme song that I could remember and nothing else. We have a date next week.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #148 on: April 24, 2014, 09:55:31 AM »
I saw that the only shared interest one girl and I had was All That, so I just wrote all the lyrics to the theme song that I could remember and nothing else. We have a date next week.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #149 on: April 28, 2014, 11:26:06 PM »
i had my first girl blocked me on it, am i doing it right?