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Re: tinder
« Reply #2490 on: August 30, 2017, 08:30:03 AM »
Once again, I'm at the end of my rope. I'm considering to hit the capital city to see this girl I'm not really into. But she's nice and talks about interesting things. She's just not attractive enough for me, though, but I need to quit being a baby and go live and drop the "pointy elbows" attitude and actually go meet someone cool and see what's what.
Solution: Turn off the lights when you have sex.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2491 on: September 07, 2017, 09:09:42 AM »
Matched with this chick, seemed pretty cute and we had good conversation. Made a plan to get some drinks tomorrow. Exchanged Instagrams, and she seems a little.. bigger than her tinder profile made it out to be. I wasn't trying to be shallow, so I continued talking with intentions of going on our little date.. but now she is just saying wack shit like "fam" and "this bitch" talking about her classmates.

I think I'm just gonna bail

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2492 on: September 07, 2017, 10:58:13 AM »
So, I've been out of the game for quite a while and have just started checking out these apps.
Things that bug me:
1. Girls who just have a blank profile. I mean, I guess they're just looking for a hook up then. But really, you can't be bothered to write 1 fucking paragraph? If you listen to country music and like guys with lifted trucks I need to know that information up front so I can swipe you the fuck away.
2. Girls who are with a group of friends in all their photos. It's hard to figure out which fucking person they are in the group and then when you do you're usually let down because some of the friends were hotter.
3. Saying you love tacos. No shit, everyone loves tacos.

Also, every girl on Bumble is hot. Like every single one.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2493 on: September 07, 2017, 01:45:05 PM »
I just him em with the Glenn Gould approach


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Re: tinder
« Reply #2494 on: September 08, 2017, 12:58:55 AM »
was bored when i was studying, so i jumped on tinder for a bit again.
matched up with this really cute/beautiful girl. we been writing since
she gave me her number & facebook, and where planing to meet up
next week. writing with her is cool we got several things in common,
she just moved to my city, blahblah. still curious what she looks like
in reality though. if something report-worthy occurs, i'll report back.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2495 on: September 08, 2017, 11:12:36 AM »
So, I've been out of the game for quite a while and have just started checking out these apps.
Things that bug me:
1. Girls who just have a blank profile. I mean, I guess they're just looking for a hook up then. But really, you can't be bothered to write 1 fucking paragraph? If you listen to country music and like guys with lifted trucks I need to know that information up front so I can swipe you the fuck away.
2. Girls who are with a group of friends in all their photos. It's hard to figure out which fucking person they are in the group and then when you do you're usually let down because some of the friends were hotter.
3. Saying you love tacos. No shit, everyone loves tacos.

Also, every girl on Bumble is hot. Like every single one.
Your problem is you're reading profiles instead of endlessly swiping right

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2496 on: September 09, 2017, 01:34:11 PM »
Matched with this chick, seemed pretty cute and we had good conversation. Made a plan to get some drinks tomorrow. Exchanged Instagrams, and she seems a little.. bigger than her tinder profile made it out to be. I wasn't trying to be shallow, so I continued talking with intentions of going on our little date.. but now she is just saying wack shit like "fam" and "this bitch" talking about her classmates.

I think I'm just gonna bail

good move fam, this bitch aint worth it


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Re: tinder
« Reply #2497 on: September 12, 2017, 04:18:00 PM »
Okay okay I know I know....I said I'd be off tinder and all that shit blah blah but something possessed me yesterday to get it again so I did. Matched with maybe 7 girls and gonna meet one today and another one Saturday. Now I realized I made a mistake and shouldn't have gotten caught up in meeting new girls because its exhausting. Oh well let's see how it goes.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2498 on: September 13, 2017, 04:11:49 PM »
Matched with this chick on there and we hung out a couple times, got food, drinks whatever. So on the first date when were getting to know eachother she told me that her brother was murdered last year. i said the kinds of things you say in that situation like im sorry, thats awful, ect. Flash foward to like a week ago and were chilling at my house looking through netflix for something to watch and she says she cant watch crime shows. this totally goes over my head. i look her dead in the face and say "so youve never seen making a murderer?" i instantly realized what happened and she flipped out on me and left. sucks because she was super cool too.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2499 on: September 14, 2017, 05:30:29 AM »
it was a good show though.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2500 on: September 14, 2017, 09:07:42 AM »
If I wasn't el married I'd be tearing shit up using these apps, like triple digit body count type shit

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2501 on: September 15, 2017, 10:55:24 AM »
I met the girl. It was nice. Our date was fun, but she took quite a while to warm up to me. It was better than I thought, I definitely do not regret going there, and I like to think that I handled everything well. I took the opportunity to visit an old online friend in the same trip. They both live in the greater Sao Paulo area, which I haven't visited in a while.

To take the weight off both visits, I told him that I was going to his area to see the girl, and to her, that I would visit a pal, so it would be, like, totally cool if we could meet or whatever, right? Both bought my story, or pretended to. The girl wasn't pretty, that's a fact, and I feel even the more shallower for the fact that she was so eager and accomodating, and took me to interesting places I'd never thought of going by myself.

There were some nice picture opportunities on the trip, so I beefed up my profile and got rid of some of the sad man-selfies in exchange for happy, candid pics. But Tinder feels like one big chore, so it's tiresome.

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« Reply #2502 on: September 20, 2017, 06:40:09 PM »
Alllllright guys here we go. Oddly enough things didn't work out between me and that girl who hated that netflix show.... So last night i match with this girl and we agree to meet for drinks. i debated on taking the train there and getting hammered or driving and only having a couple beers. I chose to drive (this detail becomes important later on). i pick her up and we head to the bar, things are going pretty smooth so far. She told me she had just got back from living in paris for the last year and proceeded to order a rainer by pronouncing it rawn-yeigh. i ignored that fact because i was trying to seal da deal ya dig. we keep talking and it turns out she's pretty pretentious, saying like the food in America is so much worse than in paris and how nobody has any culture. Again, i play along because i guess i have no morals. we drink a few rawn-yeighs and go down the street to grab some food. we go to what she describes as a ramen spot (it totally isn't) and order a 15 single skewer of locally raised cruelty free hugged twice a day watched sesame street wholesome virgin gluten free lamb. but again what can i say she was definitely more attractive than me so I'm not arguing. Honestly though i didn't really think she was interested in me. But so heres where shit gets good. we bounce from there and i ask her what she's trying to do. she says she's gonna crash at a friends house for two reasons: One, theres a dude who she was subletting to all year who still lives in her room. Two, she's having a gals night with her friend and going shopping early in the morning. both just seemed like lame excuses but who cares, if she's not feeling it ill drop her off. We get to her friends house and park outside. we exchange pleasantries " i had fun blah blah" and then she leans in to kiss me. stoked. we start making out for a few minutes and she's getting a little hot and bothered and before i can even suggest we just drive to my place she pulls my lil guy ferrari out and starts going down on me. we were just parked in front of her friends house, which is on a somewhat busy road but it was lateish by this point so only a few cars drove by. It was some high school shit. i haddent done that since i became old enough to catch indecent exposure charges.  anyways we handled our business and she headed on up to her friends house. It was so rad, one of the best tinder experiences I've had.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2503 on: September 21, 2017, 11:12:51 AM »
way to get it ferrari. having to hold a convo with some pretentious artsy entry level alt girls can be tough but sometimes it pays off in the end

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2504 on: September 21, 2017, 12:21:39 PM »
Great story, and a reminder that playing it cool is always a solid strategy.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2505 on: September 21, 2017, 01:03:09 PM »
i would have ended up jerking off if i had to be as cool as you are ferrari, good job

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2506 on: September 21, 2017, 02:42:44 PM »
Alllllright guys here we go. Oddly enough things didn't work out between me and that girl who hated that netflix show.... So last night i match with this girl and we agree to meet for drinks. i debated on taking the train there and getting hammered or driving and only having a couple beers. I chose to drive (this detail becomes important later on). i pick her up and we head to the bar, things are going pretty smooth so far. She told me she had just got back from living in paris for the last year and proceeded to order a rainer by pronouncing it rawn-yeigh. i ignored that fact because i was trying to seal da deal ya dig. we keep talking and it turns out she's pretty pretentious, saying like the food in America is so much worse than in paris and how nobody has any culture. Again, i play along because i guess i have no morals. we drink a few rawn-yeighs and go down the street to grab some food. we go to what she describes as a ramen spot (it totally isn't) and order a 15 single skewer of locally raised cruelty free hugged twice a day watched sesame street wholesome virgin gluten free lamb. but again what can i say she was definitely more attractive than me so I'm not arguing. Honestly though i didn't really think she was interested in me. But so heres where shit gets good. we bounce from there and i ask her what she's trying to do. she says she's gonna crash at a friends house for two reasons: One, theres a dude who she was subletting to all year who still lives in her room. Two, she's having a gals night with her friend and going shopping early in the morning. both just seemed like lame excuses but who cares, if she's not feeling it ill drop her off. We get to her friends house and park outside. we exchange pleasantries " i had fun blah blah" and then she leans in to kiss me. stoked. we start making out for a few minutes and she's getting a little hot and bothered and before i can even suggest we just drive to my place she pulls my lil guy ferrari out and starts going down on me. we were just parked in front of her friends house, which is on a somewhat busy road but it was lateish by this point so only a few cars drove by. It was some high school shit. i haddent done that since i became old enough to catch indecent exposure charges.  anyways we handled our business and she headed on up to her friends house. It was so rad, one of the best tinder experiences I've had.

Well done, dont get much better then that my man !



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Re: tinder
« Reply #2507 on: September 21, 2017, 04:30:16 PM »
Thanks guys. i don't do it for the love on here i do it for science, and also to become less of a loser off my skateboard, and to try to see some naked ladies! were going out again in the next few days and Ill report back with hopefully a good story, who knows.   

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« Reply #2508 on: September 22, 2017, 12:46:25 PM »
Great story, and a reminder that playing it cool is always a solid strategy.
It's the only strategy

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2509 on: September 22, 2017, 06:29:35 PM »
Tinder girl bailed on me again (2nd time). Over it.

Other tinder girl went back to school out of state.

Meeting another tinder girl sunday for coffee.


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Re: tinder
« Reply #2510 on: September 22, 2017, 08:07:21 PM »
Tinder girl bailed on me again (2nd time). Over it.

Other tinder girl went back to school out of state.

Meeting another tinder girl sunday for coffee.



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Re: tinder
« Reply #2511 on: September 23, 2017, 06:35:13 PM »
Tinder girl bailed on me again (2nd time). Over it.

Other tinder girl went back to school out of state.

Meeting another tinder girl sunday for coffee.



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Re: tinder
« Reply #2512 on: September 24, 2017, 10:40:00 AM »
Guy Ferrari: good stuff! the thing about the food is true though haha


One thing I can't stress enough is how girls always look prettier/less fat on the app than in real life.
Yesterday I met this girl from Glasgow out here in Spain and she was waay chubbier than in pictures but then she told me she was at the pub watching the Old Firm derby (Rangers vs Celtic) so I kinda fell in love and said fuck it let's go.
Went out for dinner and ate fajitas, then on the piss and I drank 5 mojitos. She was so funny and I love that scottish accent. She was grabbing my johnson at the bar it was hilarious. Then she called a cab to her place and gave me the best blowjob ever. She was on her period so that was it, cuddles and I slept there with her then went home in the morning. This is the life.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #2513 on: September 24, 2017, 11:48:09 AM »
Removed the stupid account. Mostly because I get enough tight pussy to get by. In related news, I'm thinking more and more about just going for it live, like talking to girls in real life.

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« Reply #2514 on: September 24, 2017, 12:06:51 PM »
Removed the stupid account. Mostly because I get enough tight pussy to get by. In related news, I'm thinking more and more about just going for it live, like talking to girls in real life.
i'm w/ ya but mostly cause i don't have a phone

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2515 on: September 24, 2017, 11:14:54 PM »
Date was chill. Probably never gonna meet up with her again though.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2516 on: September 26, 2017, 08:27:24 PM »
As the ancient Lusitans say, "may cocks fuck me". A friend just super liked me and she seems to be thrilled at finding me on the app. Trust the process! Hopefully there will be updates. Fun ones.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2517 on: September 28, 2017, 11:57:54 AM »
Trust the process

Someone is gonna get injured for rest of the season on the first date.

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« Reply #2518 on: September 28, 2017, 02:08:13 PM »
Trust the process

Someone is gonna get injured for rest of the season on the first date.

Very rude but true

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Re: tinder
« Reply #2519 on: September 28, 2017, 05:41:35 PM »
Trust the process

Someone is gonna get injured for rest of the season on the first date.

Very rude but true

She flaked out after talking to me for a and then complaining a storm about how lonely she is. Then she snapped back into her usual overachieving self and isn't really giving me the time of the day. Guess this was probably a wake-up call for her.