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Re: tinder
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2014, 12:35:08 AM »
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
how'd it go?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2014, 12:52:22 AM »
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
how'd it go?



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Re: tinder
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2014, 05:22:33 AM »
So you were cool with your date being a man, decided to give him a chance and sat down, but once you found out he was lying about his age and marital status it was over... I respect that.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2014, 10:27:46 AM »
I can ollie 6 decks why would I want to scrape the ground with my tricks

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Re: tinder
« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2014, 10:50:43 AM »
grindr
scruff
growlr
are these serving different niches? or are they competing services?

Grindr is (in theory) the pretty twink app. Scruff is (in theory) for the bearded bros. Growlr is (theoretically) for men who are big and hairy. But it's the same dudes on 'em all.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2014, 03:19:59 PM »
god damn it! you pals are gonna be the end of me. i'm trying to be monogamous and stay on safe sites like a fellow sk8'r boi forum and you all just have to talk about tinder. tinder! the app that i have thus far been able to avoid. the app that is clearly conspiring against my commitment. forget lizard people, this is the real conspiracy!

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Re: tinder
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2014, 03:36:06 PM »
I back Tinder 110% and I have some pretty rad stories. The best of which was having sex with a girl in the entry way of her house after 1) just meeting her and 2) never going further into her house than that.

And like homeboy who posted earlier... I met my girlfriend on Tinder. Not something I was looking for but couldn't be more stoked on it happening that way.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2014, 04:28:58 PM »
I back Tinder 110% and I have some pretty rad stories. The best of which was having sex with a girl in the her entry way of her house after 1) just meeting her and 2) never going further into her house than that.

And like homeboy who posted earlier... I met my girlfriend on Tinder. Not something I was looking for but couldn't be more stoked on it happening that way.

What? Gnar for you. After chatting for a while with a few chicks that were hot but lame I said: ''We don't have much in common but we could have an amazing night.'' All the girls reactions were similar to fuck off. But yesterday I saw a girl I met on tinder already banged her a few times. Sex is amazing, but she's kind of in love and I'm not. Tomorrow another date!
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Re: tinder
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2014, 08:26:44 PM »
I seriously hate this thread, but I can't stop cuming in here. Maybe if I could just masturbate I wouldn't be so jealous. I don't know that jealous is the right term. I'm sure I wouldn't be attracted to any of the girls you guys are meeting and instantly fucking. Frustrated is a better word. I don't know any more. Shit, I never knew.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2014, 11:45:07 PM »
haven't hooked up with a girl in three years so i downloaded this app because of this thread but im to much of a bitch to sign up to sign in

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Re: tinder
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2014, 03:08:15 AM »
Couple of bad stories:

Had a match with a foreign exchange student from Spain (i live in the Netherlands). First conversation went like this:
her: Hey, where do you live
me: Why, wanna come over?
her: maybe not right now, but later this week ;)
me: i;m not really looking for any dates right now...
her: That's cool, i'm only here for a couple more weeks, just looking for some fun
So of course i feel lucky knowing i'll be getting some spanish booty real soon, ask for her number. We text some back and forth, arrange to meet on sunday. That saturday night we're both drunk, and she sends me semi nudes outa nowhere.. turns out she's a little too chubby for my taste, but i figure, fuck it, i'll go for it. She proceeds to call me a couple minutes later and i drunkenly pick up. Then it came... This girl had the most annoying voice and spanish accent you'll ever hear. I'm talking Janice from Friends annoying. We hang up and i delete and block her number and tinderstuff right after, figured it wasn't worth it. Woke up hungover the next morning, proud of my drunk decision.

This other time i had a match with a super cute girl. She says she remembers me from a party 2 years ago. I ask her what we talked about, but she said we didn't talk. I'm like "ok...". So we have 1 Facebook friend in common according to Tinder, and i happen to see him that week. He starts talking about this girl and how she's super into me and has been since she saw me at that party 2 years ago (a party at his place). I tell her our friend thinks we should have some drinks soon and she agrees, smiley faces all over the place. So we meet a couple days later at a bar. It's not awkward at all, she's into cool music, movies and literature, and really intelligent, which i like. So we drink about 7 beers at that one place, she has no problem keeping up. We kiddingly agree to go to the shittiest bar in town which we just talked about, but there's a line, se we were over it already. Over to the next place, beers and whiskeys back to back. Again, she has no trouble keeping up and we're getting pretty drunk. We start making out, i "protect" her from this other guy who's hitting on her and she asks me if i'd like to have another beer at her place and listen to some music. Of course i agree and go with her. We have a beer at her place, play with her cat, make out and listen to some music. I don't wanna try and push my luck and wonder what her plans are with me, so i say "hey i really gotta get going soon..". She replies "uhhm... maybe you could sleep over, we could just cuddle, right?" I say "yeah, you think we can?" "yes :)". I agree, brush my teeth, go to her bedroom to find her wobbling around topless. We end up in bed, getting into it, try to have sex but whiskeydick took me as its victim. All the while we're both jokingly saying "can't do this on a tinder date..". Next morning everything is chill, i feed her cat which she thought was cute and leave, we agree to meet up again later on that week. After a couple of days i ask her how she's doing and if she's down to come watch a movie at my place soon. I get an answer back that's like "it's not you it's me, not the right time to be dating for me right now.." I tell her "fine, let me know". Never saw her again after that. Too bad, could've been a couple of interesting dates. 

Tinder is great for seeing how you're in the market, what kind of girls dig you. Or coming across girls you already know, but are down once they find out you're her "tinder match". Enjoy slap bros!

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Re: tinder
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2014, 07:13:56 AM »
haven't hooked up with a girl in three years so i downloaded this app because of this thread but im to much of a bitch to sign up to sign in

Is this actually Toby?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2014, 07:22:11 AM »
I once had a homie who was into fat girls get a free cab ride home because she blew the cabbie.  He also brought a girl home from the gas station.  I need to find out if he knows about Tinder.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2014, 07:32:27 AM »
Another good story was matching with a girl and after exchanging numbers we met up at a bar to grab a drink. The night was going really well and after some bar hopping we decide to go back to her house. She told me what neighborhood she lived in and I'm familiar so I start heading that way. As we're getting close she starts directing me to what street to turn on, etc... Now I know this neighborhood because my previous girlfriend lived there. So we are getting closer and closer to my ex-girlfriend's house and the girl in my car says, "slow down, it's coming up on the right..." Suuuure enough it's the exact same building. It's almost 2am and I figure there is now way my ex will see us so I and park my car to go to her place. Now this is one of those apartment buildings with no main entrance. It's two stories with 6 apartments on each level and you walk down the side to which ever apartment you're going to. This girl lived DIRECTLY above my ex. Los Angeles is a big fucking city... what are the chances?

We had a good time and we were talking a day or two later about getting together for dinner and I told her, "I hope this isn't weird but I think you should know I dated a girl who lives in your apartment building a few months ago" and she said, "I don't care. I don't even know anyone here except for a girl named xxxxxxx". They weren't friends or anything but how in the fuck....
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Re: tinder
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2014, 07:45:46 AM »
tinder sounds like a better version of myspace. damn that site was great for hook ups.


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Re: tinder
« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2014, 08:41:48 AM »
I can't stop cuming

Sorry L33Tg33k...I just had to.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #46 on: February 20, 2014, 04:54:10 AM »
^That's why I said it.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #47 on: February 20, 2014, 09:06:28 AM »
^That's why I said it.

I'm thinking of pursuing a career in detective work...I really can find hints and details like nobody's business.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #48 on: February 20, 2014, 10:43:56 AM »
Whiskeydick totally fucking sucks. Great story though but it seems the girls that are down for Tinder all want just a physical relationship rather than an emotional one. Girls are probably running up some serious numbers with this app.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #49 on: February 21, 2014, 02:06:57 PM »
Just found this article on Vice about a guy who took his Tinder date to a porn theater for valentines day.  http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day
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Re: tinder
« Reply #50 on: February 21, 2014, 02:28:39 PM »
WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?
stop talking about it and just cut it off and eat it. and then dont talk about it. just do it and shut up
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: tinder
« Reply #51 on: February 21, 2014, 02:42:38 PM »
Just found this article on Vice about a guy who took his Tinder date to a porn theater for valentines day.  http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day

I actually thoroughly enjoyed that.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #52 on: February 21, 2014, 03:06:56 PM »
Just found this article on Vice about a guy who took his Tinder date to a porn theater for valentines day.  http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day

I actually thoroughly enjoyed that.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #53 on: February 21, 2014, 05:00:41 PM »
I've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz
Not saying "convos"  would be a good start to "manning up"

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« Reply #54 on: February 21, 2014, 11:58:57 PM »
well i finally got the balls to sign up and i guess it uses your facebook and my facebook got hacked a couple of times by friends and the "about me" on tinder says i really want to kill someone so i i fixed my facebook and it still says i really want to kill someone so i logged out of tinder, ill probably try it again tomorrow night

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« Reply #55 on: February 22, 2014, 01:56:56 AM »
well i finally got the balls to sign up and i guess it uses your facebook and my facebook got hacked a couple of times by friends and the "about me" on tinder says i really want to kill someone so i i fixed my facebook and it still says i really want to kill someone so i logged out of tinder, ill probably try it again tomorrow night
lol why does ur fb say that. did u want to?
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: tinder
« Reply #56 on: February 22, 2014, 02:21:46 AM »
WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?
stop talking about it and just cut it off and eat it. and then dont talk about it. just do it and shut up
That's not what was agreed upon. A man doesn't have to eat his own dick unless he's starving.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #57 on: February 22, 2014, 02:34:09 AM »
WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?
stop talking about it and just cut it off and eat it. and then dont talk about it. just do it and shut up


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Re: tinder
« Reply #58 on: February 22, 2014, 07:32:18 AM »
meeting up with a bigger black girl i met on there in a bit, seems like she just wants 2 fuck. I'll report back, probably in awkward sexual encounters.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #59 on: February 22, 2014, 10:03:24 PM »
Fuck it i just activated my account, how does this work? Do you just wait for people to message you or do you have to message them?