Couple of bad stories:
Had a match with a foreign exchange student from Spain (i live in the Netherlands). First conversation went like this:
her: Hey, where do you live
me: Why, wanna come over?
her: maybe not right now, but later this week
me: i;m not really looking for any dates right now...
her: That's cool, i'm only here for a couple more weeks, just looking for some fun
So of course i feel lucky knowing i'll be getting some spanish booty real soon, ask for her number. We text some back and forth, arrange to meet on sunday. That saturday night we're both drunk, and she sends me semi nudes outa nowhere.. turns out she's a little too chubby for my taste, but i figure, fuck it, i'll go for it. She proceeds to call me a couple minutes later and i drunkenly pick up. Then it came... This girl had the most annoying voice and spanish accent you'll ever hear. I'm talking Janice from Friends annoying. We hang up and i delete and block her number and tinderstuff right after, figured it wasn't worth it. Woke up hungover the next morning, proud of my drunk decision.
This other time i had a match with a super cute girl. She says she remembers me from a party 2 years ago. I ask her what we talked about, but she said we didn't talk. I'm like "ok...". So we have 1 Facebook friend in common according to Tinder, and i happen to see him that week. He starts talking about this girl and how she's super into me and has been since she saw me at that party 2 years ago (a party at his place). I tell her our friend thinks we should have some drinks soon and she agrees, smiley faces all over the place. So we meet a couple days later at a bar. It's not awkward at all, she's into cool music, movies and literature, and really intelligent, which i like. So we drink about 7 beers at that one place, she has no problem keeping up. We kiddingly agree to go to the shittiest bar in town which we just talked about, but there's a line, se we were over it already. Over to the next place, beers and whiskeys back to back. Again, she has no trouble keeping up and we're getting pretty drunk. We start making out, i "protect" her from this other guy who's hitting on her and she asks me if i'd like to have another beer at her place and listen to some music. Of course i agree and go with her. We have a beer at her place, play with her cat, make out and listen to some music. I don't wanna try and push my luck and wonder what her plans are with me, so i say "hey i really gotta get going soon..". She replies "uhhm... maybe you could sleep over, we could just cuddle, right?" I say "yeah, you think we can?" "yes
". I agree, brush my teeth, go to her bedroom to find her wobbling around topless. We end up in bed, getting into it, try to have sex but whiskeydick took me as its victim. All the while we're both jokingly saying "can't do this on a tinder date..". Next morning everything is chill, i feed her cat which she thought was cute and leave, we agree to meet up again later on that week. After a couple of days i ask her how she's doing and if she's down to come watch a movie at my place soon. I get an answer back that's like "it's not you it's me, not the right time to be dating for me right now.." I tell her "fine, let me know". Never saw her again after that. Too bad, could've been a couple of interesting dates.
Tinder is great for seeing how you're in the market, what kind of girls dig you. Or coming across girls you already know, but are down once they find out you're her "tinder match". Enjoy slap bros!