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Re: tinder
« Reply #150 on: April 29, 2014, 01:07:37 AM »
i had my first girl blocked me on it, am i doing it right?
If "it" is being a sex pest then yeah I'd say you're doing it right Tobey.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #151 on: May 02, 2014, 09:00:55 PM »
Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.








5 consoles? Damn.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #152 on: May 02, 2014, 09:12:09 PM »
players gunna play
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Re: tinder
« Reply #153 on: May 03, 2014, 12:18:22 AM »
Is that Anthony Kiedis?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: tinder
« Reply #154 on: May 03, 2014, 03:09:27 AM »
Five consoles indeed. So how did it go? I'd need some consoling.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #155 on: May 03, 2014, 04:21:41 AM »
that tranny kinda looks like grosso...

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Re: tinder
« Reply #156 on: May 03, 2014, 01:23:53 PM »
I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls

Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.


coincidence?
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Re: tinder
« Reply #157 on: May 03, 2014, 01:33:14 PM »
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I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls
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Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.

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coincidence?


Are you inquiring if ice nine is a tranny?
Slap might be getting super weird real quick.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #158 on: May 03, 2014, 01:54:23 PM »
maybe im doing it wrong, but majority of the chicks ive met up with so far only start making out and let me suck their tits, then wont even let me put my hand down there.

the first one i met up with took like 2 hours of progressively letting me do more and more, until i was finally about to fuck her. then when the moment finally came, the combination of her tight ass pussy and not being able to get a full boner due to having one for 45 minutes earlier, i desperately tried to half chub fuck her, hoping that id get fully hard once i was getting some action. couldnt pull that one off


met up with this one chick at her fucking hotel, shes here from salt lake city for 2 weeks, leaving the next day after i was there. shes bending over in front of me pretty obviously as soon as i walk in, pointing me to her office across the street, and messing with her laptop, turning on a movie. she lays next to me on the bed and we start making out pretty quickly, i suck her tits some and put her hand on my dick... she seems really into it at first then hits me with a "this is too fast". she pulls her hand away and puts her shirt back on, okay whatever ill try again in a little bit. I get her tits out again, and move back to kiss her, and shes like "this needs to stay on" and puts them back away. we keep making out, and i try to make other moves, and she wont let me do anything. i start to take my pants off and shes like "keep them on or ill leave". at this point i say to her, "this is your hotel room and you dont have a car because your office is across the street". next i find myself in a weird staring competition with her trying to figure out what the fuck is going on here; i shouldve known it would be too good to be true. she tells me shes done this with 3 other guys in the last 3 days and done nothing but make out with any of them. long story short i basically ended up cussing her out for wasting my time and acting like she had no idea what she was doing, and she still never admitted that she knew she was leading dudes on, even though she said the other guys all tried to make something happen as well. I called her a "fucking asshole" as I was leaving, she blocked me on tinder as soon as I left.
 
A different girl came over to my apartment, shes 18 and just got out of high school. This girl I knew was down from the start, I asked her if she wanted to come over one night to which she replied "yeah, but next week would be better :)".  Next week comes around and she comes over. Basically she let me do anything I wanted. Within 10 minutes of being in my apartment we're already fucking, and I end up busting a nut within the first 20 minutes. I managed to keep a boner, and I'm fucking her doggy when I try to put a finger in her butt. Little to no resistance. Earlier I when fingered her normally, she was really into it when I put my fingers in her mouth. After fucking her doggy a little more with 2 fingers in her butt, I put them in her face, and she started sucking them no fucking problem. Short story shorter, I ended up doing her anal, and she gave me head after, ball sucking included. I tried hard to bust a nut on her face, but couldn't, and after fucking some more to get to the ender, I pulled out and came on her stomach. When you watch porn stars pull out and get into that position fast to finish on the girls face, that's harder than I thought it would be. New found respect. I told her to let me know the next day she's free, so we can "chill" again

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Re: tinder
« Reply #159 on: May 03, 2014, 02:15:22 PM »
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I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls
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Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.

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coincidence?
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Are you inquiring if ice nine is a tranny?
Slap might be getting super weird real quick.


it's not really surprising but he should be able to choose whatever lifestyle he wants without discrimination.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #160 on: May 03, 2014, 03:05:31 PM »
Do you idiots not know that Slap has already been there done that?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #161 on: May 03, 2014, 03:08:20 PM »
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I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls
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Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.

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coincidence?
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Are you inquiring if ice nine is a tranny?
Slap might be getting super weird real quick.

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it's not really surprising but she should be able to choose whatever lifestyle she wants without discrimination.
but other than that I agree with your sentiment. There really shouldn't be anything considered "weird" about. It's definitely outside of accepted cultural norms, but that's no reason to feel uncomfortable by another person. Unless they do some weird shit directly to you to make you uncomfortable, but that feeling doesn't discriminate.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #162 on: May 03, 2014, 03:37:36 PM »
hansen, did you honestly think you were breaking the news about hillary to us?

sleepy, you're right. i chose the wrong pronouns. plus, i fully agree with your sentiments.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #163 on: May 06, 2014, 10:11:06 AM »
somebody give this man a medal

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Re: tinder
« Reply #164 on: May 06, 2014, 11:23:49 AM »
somebody give this man a medal

aight so you're here
Who are you to judge what kinds of cocks he wants to suck?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #165 on: May 06, 2014, 05:31:14 PM »
I tried hard to bust a nut on her face, but couldn't, and after fucking some more to get to the ender, I pulled out and came on her stomach. When you watch porn stars pull out and get into that position fast to finish on the girls face, that's harder than I thought it would be. New found respect.

you're not kidding man. anytime my girlfriend and i have tried this, especially if she's drunk and lets me film it, the whole quick pull out to finish on the face is near impossible to coordinate. at this point in 2.5 years i have a handful of videos: cumming on her hands, cumming on the bed/pillow/her hair, cumming on her stomach because i pulled out too fast and had to start going to finish, and theres the classic one where she falls off the bed and i am just standing there sunburnt as a lobster jerking off on her on the floor as we are laughing.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #166 on: May 06, 2014, 06:09:06 PM »
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I tried hard to bust a nut on her face, but couldn't, and after fucking some more to get to the ender, I pulled out and came on her stomach. When you watch porn stars pull out and get into that position fast to finish on the girls face, that's harder than I thought it would be. New found respect.
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you're not kidding man. anytime my girlfriend and i have tried this, especially if she's drunk and lets me film it, the whole quick pull out to finish on the face is near impossible to coordinate. at this point in 2.5 years i have a handful of videos: cumming on her hands, cumming on the bed/pillow/her hair, cumming on her stomach because i pulled out too fast and had to start going to finish, and theres the classic one where she falls off the bed and i am just standing there sunburnt as a lobster jerking off on her on the floor as we are laughing.
you know what to do now

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Re: tinder
« Reply #167 on: May 07, 2014, 01:23:42 PM »
u have to get a blowjob for a little bit first duh
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: tinder
« Reply #168 on: May 14, 2014, 06:07:11 PM »
3 girls off this wonderful invention in the last month and a half.  shit is out of control

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Re: tinder
« Reply #169 on: May 14, 2014, 10:48:40 PM »
I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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« Reply #170 on: May 14, 2014, 11:17:16 PM »
I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.


lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #171 on: May 15, 2014, 07:44:50 AM »
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I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.
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lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.

Where do you live that there are decent girls on tinder?
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Re: tinder
« Reply #172 on: May 15, 2014, 08:16:57 AM »
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I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.
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lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.


most important thing when dealing with meeting someone new. i dont have any tinder or online stories, but the way i met my girlfriend was one of the most awkward, yet probably the most rewarding situations ive ever been in. i was out with my friends for my birthday and we were at a bar playing pool. a girl (who is now my girlfriend) came up to us and asked if she could play with us. i said yes, and let her be on my team. we play a few games together then after that we each went back to our friends. when she left she said good bye and happy birthday to me and we had an awkward exchange of phone numbers. i think this was the first time a girl who i had never spoken to before that day gave me her number, so i waited a few days and texted her. we agreed to meet up at another bar a few days later. that day came and she said she wasnt going to the bar, but was having people over for drinks at her house and told me to come over. i kind of felt like i had to go, so i started to drive there. when i got about five minutes from her house, i freaked out and turned around. the thought of going to a strangers house to hang out with people who ive never met scared the shit out of me. i was almost home and she texted me asking where i was. i didnt know what to say. i did think this girl was really cool, and i did want to hang out with her, but not in a setting where there were a bunch of other people who i didnt know. i pulled over in a parking lot and kind of psyched myself up and thought about the fact that i had nothing to lose. if i wasnt having fun at her party, i could get up and leave. i never had to see or speak to her or anyone there ever again if i didnt want to. and since none of them knew me, it really didnt matter what they thought of me because id never see them again. so i went over to the party and it was a little awkward at first, but her and her friends were some of the nicest and friendliest people i had ever met. we started hanging out a lot after that and her friends were always super nice to me and made me feel like i was part of their group. it made me realize that my group of friends were pretty exclusive and judgemental, and a bunch of behind the back shit talkers. i felt really proud of myself that i went way out of my comfort zone and did something that i was scared to do and it ended up turning out really well.

i know social situations are totally different for everyone, but if youve never tried going out and meeting strangers before, just try it. it might not always work out great, but at least you tried. and if someone rejects you, or makes you feel uncomfortable, forget about them. you never have to see them again anyway. i dont know if my stupid story helped give you any confidence, but i hope it might.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #173 on: May 15, 2014, 08:31:59 AM »
that was a very nice story.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #174 on: May 15, 2014, 08:35:18 AM »
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I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.
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lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.
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most important thing when dealing with meeting someone new. i dont have any tinder or online stories, but the way i met my girlfriend was one of the most awkward, yet probably the most rewarding situations ive ever been in. i was out with my friends for my birthday and we were at a bar playing pool. a girl (who is now my girlfriend) came up to us and asked if she could play with us. i said yes, and let her be on my team. we play a few games together then after that we each went back to our friends. when she left she said good bye and happy birthday to me and we had an awkward exchange of phone numbers. i think this was the first time a girl who i had never spoken to before that day gave me her number, so i waited a few days and texted her. we agreed to meet up at another bar a few days later. that day came and she said she wasnt going to the bar, but was having people over for drinks at her house and told me to come over. i kind of felt like i had to go, so i started to drive there. when i got about five minutes from her house, i freaked out and turned around. the thought of going to a strangers house to hang out with people who ive never met scared the shit out of me. i was almost home and she texted me asking where i was. i didnt know what to say. i did think this girl was really cool, and i did want to hang out with her, but not in a setting where there were a bunch of other people who i didnt know. i pulled over in a parking lot and kind of psyched myself up and thought about the fact that i had nothing to lose. if i wasnt having fun at her party, i could get up and leave. i never had to see or speak to her or anyone there ever again if i didnt want to. and since none of them knew me, it really didnt matter what they thought of me because id never see them again. so i went over to the party and it was a little awkward at first, but her and her friends were some of the nicest and friendliest people i had ever met. we started hanging out a lot after that and her friends were always super nice to me and made me feel like i was part of their group. it made me realize that my group of friends were pretty exclusive and judgemental, and a bunch of behind the back shit talkers. i felt really proud of myself that i went way out of my comfort zone and did something that i was scared to do and it ended up turning out really well.

i know social situations are totally different for everyone, but if youve never tried going out and meeting strangers before, just try it. it might not always work out great, but at least you tried. and if someone rejects you, or makes you feel uncomfortable, forget about them. you never have to see them again anyway. i dont know if my stupid story helped give you any confidence, but i hope it might.


Fuckin A man, great story.  Simultaneously, it reminds me why I hate Tinder.  I feel like social media and Tinder are draining the true interactions out of social life.  There's no risk or leaving your comfort zone when it comes to just looking at a screen and swiping left or right with no fear or rejection.  The adrenaline of approaching, the satisfaction that comes with that landed joke, or that time span between asking for her phone number and actually getting it (which seems to last forever) all go from boundary expanding experiences to watered down versions of their former selves. As skaters, aren't we always trying to remove ourselves from our comfort zones? I say fuck it, put the phone down and try to meet someone in person before you find yourselves incapable of doing so because of Tinder Atrophy.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #175 on: May 15, 2014, 10:05:39 AM »
Good story JB. Further proof that we own our destiny.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #176 on: May 15, 2014, 12:55:30 PM »
I feel like social media and Tinder are draining the true interactions out of social life.  There's no risk or leaving your comfort zone when it comes to just looking at a screen and swiping left or right with no fear or rejection.  The adrenaline of approaching, the satisfaction that comes with that landed joke, or that time span between asking for her phone number and actually getting it (which seems to last forever) all go from boundary expanding experiences to watered down versions of their former selves. As skaters, aren't we always trying to remove ourselves from our comfort zones? I say fuck it, put the phone down and try to meet someone in person before you find yourselves incapable of doing so because of Tinder Atrophy.


seriously. i dont do any social media these days besides post on slap and share photos on tumblr, and i dont know any of the people i interact with on either site personally. i dont talk to any of my "friends" anymore because i dont use facebook or instagram. but nobody bothers to be a friend in real life anymore, so whats the point of spending hours of my life reading the meaningless shit people have to say or looking at what they ate that day for lunch. fuck, you go out with people now and they sit on their fucking phones the whole time like theyre going to miss something important that johnny fucknuts might post on facebook instead of having a conversation with you. thats just my social media rant. i dont even know if it fits in here.


and i dont want to come off as anti tinder or anti online dating or anything. i know i got lucky as fuck finding a girl in public because im not a person who goes up to people and starts conversations. plus, im kind of past the age where going out to the bar and trying to meet girls is fun, so if i wasnt in a relationship, i could totally see myself getting on a dating site. i honestly dont even know where id go to look for a girl, but you probably find a girl when youre not looking anyway. either way though, youve got to put yourself out there in public eventually. and as hard as it might be for you, dont let people scare you, especially strangers. youve got nothing to lose. the people around you are no better than you, so their opinions shouldnt matter. much easier said than done, i know that, but isnt it the truth?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #177 on: May 15, 2014, 01:14:20 PM »
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I feel like social media and Tinder are draining the true interactions out of social life.  There's no risk or leaving your comfort zone when it comes to just looking at a screen and swiping left or right with no fear or rejection.  The adrenaline of approaching, the satisfaction that comes with that landed joke, or that time span between asking for her phone number and actually getting it (which seems to last forever) all go from boundary expanding experiences to watered down versions of their former selves. As skaters, aren't we always trying to remove ourselves from our comfort zones? I say fuck it, put the phone down and try to meet someone in person before you find yourselves incapable of doing so because of Tinder Atrophy.
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seriously. i dont do any social media these days besides post on slap and share photos on tumblr, and i dont know any of the people i interact with on either site personally. i dont talk to any of my "friends" anymore because i dont use facebook or instagram. but nobody bothers to be a friend in real life anymore, so whats the point of spending hours of my life reading the meaningless shit people have to say or looking at what they ate that day for lunch. fuck, you go out with people now and they sit on their fucking phones the whole time like theyre going to miss something important that johnny fucknuts might post on facebook instead of having a conversation with you. thats just my social media rant. i dont even know if it fits in here.


and i dont want to come off as anti tinder or anti online dating or anything. i know i got lucky as fuck finding a girl in public because im not a person who goes up to people and starts conversations. plus, im kind of past the age where going out to the bar and trying to meet girls is fun, so if i wasnt in a relationship, i could totally see myself getting on a dating site. i honestly dont even know where id go to look for a girl, but you probably find a girl when youre not looking anyway. either way though, youve got to put yourself out there in public eventually. and as hard as it might be for you, dont let people scare you, especially strangers. youve got nothing to lose. the people around you are no better than you, so their opinions shouldnt matter. much easier said than done, i know that, but isnt it the truth?

I'm the same way with a lack of social media and people give me the weird looks like they can't believe I don't want some public highlight reel of my life for people to validate my existence.  As for the dating thing, you answered your own question, you meet girls in public.  Tinder and online dating create this fake pillow for people to rest on and just let things come their way.  It's not like that though, if you want something of substance, you've got to put yourself out in situations where women will be and the bar isn't always necessarily the best place to do it.  The one universal trait that all women like in men is confidence.  If you can't even bring yourself to say hello to her without some sort of visual confirmation you won't immediately get rejected or the ability to hide behind a sceen, why should she waste time on you? Your story exemplifies all this JB, you put yourself out there and it sounds like you ended up with what a lot of people are looking for.  I say again Pals, put down the electronics and go interact for real.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #178 on: May 15, 2014, 04:33:15 PM »
page 7 has some great stories/advice. i agree with it all.

but then again, if i wasn't 27 and in a serious relationship, id be on tinder trying to fuck every slut i could. continue sharing!!!

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Re: tinder
« Reply #179 on: May 15, 2014, 05:42:46 PM »
Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.








5 consoles? Damn.

Wonder how confused the dogs must've been through the transition...