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Re: tinder
« Reply #450 on: August 25, 2014, 12:20:33 PM »
A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.


come on man. think of the story youll get to tell. think of the gnars youll get. think of us!

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Re: tinder
« Reply #451 on: August 25, 2014, 07:00:41 PM »
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It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.
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I wish I was black sometimes.
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No. You. Don't.

HAhahaha!

Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #452 on: August 25, 2014, 07:22:46 PM »
This thread is seriously lacking photos of girls...

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Re: tinder
« Reply #453 on: August 25, 2014, 08:21:20 PM »
This thread is seriously lacking photos of girls...

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Re: tinder
« Reply #454 on: August 26, 2014, 04:58:56 PM »
A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.

OMMMGGGGG!!!!! DO IT!!!!!! FUCKKKK THAT YOU ARE SO LUKCY

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Re: tinder
« Reply #455 on: August 26, 2014, 08:33:16 PM »
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A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.
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come on man. think of the story youll get to tell. think of the gnars youll get. think of us!

For the love of the dark lord, PLEASE.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #456 on: August 26, 2014, 11:38:29 PM »
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A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.
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come on man. think of the story youll get to tell. think of the gnars youll get. think of us!
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For the love of the dark lord, PLEASE.



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Re: tinder
« Reply #457 on: August 27, 2014, 05:44:52 AM »
dont have sex in a graveyard , its disrespectful

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Re: tinder
« Reply #458 on: August 27, 2014, 09:32:30 AM »
"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote.  I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #459 on: August 27, 2014, 11:54:38 AM »
"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote.  I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.

Ill gnar you everyday for a month if you post back with pics

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It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.
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I wish I was black sometimes.
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No. You. Don't.
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HAhahaha!

Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.

Do black folks use tinder or nah? I only know one black dude killing it on tinder with blondes all the time. If i wasnt going through some shit with my redhead chick right now id probably try it out.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #460 on: August 27, 2014, 11:56:28 AM »
Update. She treated to a coffee at the nearby starbucks. Then cemetery. Wanted to smoke weed first and I don't roast. I brought a few beers and she doesn't drink. Went good though.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #461 on: August 27, 2014, 12:43:12 PM »
Went good though?

Went good though?

That does not equate to "I bent her over Jefferson Swenson's (died 1912) two foot tall marble grave marker with the engraving of the roses.  Which I pressed her face into, saying 'smell the roses, baby' as I pumped her full of man meat.  There was a moment there when I thought about how good this headstone would grind, but then quickly remembered I was doing plenty of grinding already the instant before I shot a load on her back.  We'll probably meet up again."
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I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #462 on: August 27, 2014, 12:58:34 PM »
Went good though?

Went good though?

That does not equate to "I bent her over Jefferson Swenson's (died 1912) two foot tall marble grave marker with the engraving of the roses.  Which I pressed her face into, saying 'smell the roses, baby' as I pumped her full of man meat.  There was a moment there when I thought about how good this headstone would grind, but then quickly remembered I was doing plenty of grinding already the instant before I shot a load on her back.  We'll probably meet up again.
yes, that good.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #463 on: August 27, 2014, 02:19:20 PM »
What are yalls thoughts on Badoo?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #464 on: August 27, 2014, 07:51:58 PM »
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"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote.  I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.
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Ill gnar you everyday for a month if you post back with pics

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It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.
[close]

I wish I was black sometimes.
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No. You. Don't.
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HAhahaha!

Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.
[close]

Do black folks use tinder or nah? I only know one black dude killing it on tinder with blondes all the time. If i wasnt going through some shit with my redhead chick right now id probably try it out.
I fucked this black girl I met on Tinder last time I was down in Richmond, she was far and away the sexiest girl I've ever been with. 10/10 would booty call if I had her number.
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #465 on: August 27, 2014, 08:55:28 PM »
Update. She treated to a coffee at the nearby starbucks. Then cemetery. Wanted to smoke weed first and I don't roast. I brought a few beers and she doesn't drink. Went good though.
she has more control over her thoughts than you based off the fact you dont smoke weed and she does and that she doesnt drink alcohol but your lazy, stupid, fat, depressed, braindead self does.

and thoughts equal feelings so she has much more control over her life than you do over yours.

p.s. wheres the pics at ???

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Re: tinder
« Reply #466 on: August 27, 2014, 09:47:42 PM »
What are yalls thoughts on Badoo?

it's good you can talk to girls without matching with them but it sucks the majority of them are trannies and ugly people . i have got a blow job off it though so whatever.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #467 on: August 27, 2014, 10:56:12 PM »
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"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote.  I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.
[close]

Ill gnar you everyday for a month if you post back with pics

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It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.
[close]

I wish I was black sometimes.
[close]
No. You. Don't.
[close]

HAhahaha!

Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.
[close]

Do black folks use tinder or nah? I only know one black dude killing it on tinder with blondes all the time. If i wasnt going through some shit with my redhead chick right now id probably try it out.
I was kidding. Yes negroes use tinder. My brothers love it, but they have yet to explain how they make it work.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #468 on: August 28, 2014, 12:59:51 AM »
leetgeek, maybe you should use bojack horseman as your tinder profile. it's disarming and lets you be a goofball [even though the real bojack is kind of serious]. i caught the first episode and he might really be a kindred spirit to you. i don't know, i'm pissed my friend who had a fake tinder for our other friend broke up w/ his girl and now he's using his phone for his own tinder. i was really hoping he'd make a fake one for me and if i got any good matches they'd let me know. alas........

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Re: tinder
« Reply #469 on: August 28, 2014, 09:59:41 PM »
this app is so fucking confusing.... i finially got a girl to go to WING NIGHT and we both drank one beer there than i said want to grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix? she said yes... To let you guys know she drove an HOUR to meet up with me. So we are sitting on the couch i drank one beer and thought to myself i might as well make the moves and she got super pissed at me cause i tried to make out with her and i asked her why she didn't want to, she gave me a speech saying its her body and shit and im just thinking to myself i met you on tinder and you drove an HOUR to meet up with me so why wouldnt i try to make moves on you?

the first girl i met on there really fucked up my expectations on what girls want on there cause we hAD sex like 10 minutes after she came over

EDIT: i still had a fun night and im hoping she will hang out with me again but the odds are not in my favor
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Re: tinder
« Reply #470 on: August 28, 2014, 10:06:37 PM »
okay so you can't post a story without a pic of the girl from here on out

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Re: tinder
« Reply #471 on: August 28, 2014, 10:18:21 PM »
okay so you can't post a story without a pic of the girl from here on out

first off mr. nice guy i dont know how to post pictures of the girl unless im friends with them over facebook cause i only know how to copy and paste the url thing from there, i would post a picture of the first girl but she blocked me

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Re: tinder
« Reply #472 on: August 28, 2014, 10:23:10 PM »
screen shot it, import it onto your computer and upload it to imgur. simple! it's not im asking you for a rusty trombone

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Re: tinder
« Reply #473 on: August 28, 2014, 11:23:46 PM »
The girl you hooked up with after 10 minutes blocked you? Why?

Also, didn't we warn you about wing night?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #474 on: August 28, 2014, 11:28:51 PM »
so guys tell me how this is better than speaking to girls IRL. Unless you livein rural area what's the problem?

honestly girls are so easy to pickup, im not a great looking dude either

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Re: tinder
« Reply #475 on: August 28, 2014, 11:37:36 PM »
^^


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Re: tinder
« Reply #476 on: August 28, 2014, 11:53:33 PM »
Girls are everywhere, it's not that difficult.

I encourage all Slap accounts to go outside, meet a girl(does't matter u can filter her out)

It's dominoes, get one girl the rest are easy

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Re: tinder
« Reply #477 on: August 28, 2014, 11:54:35 PM »
The girl you hooked up with after 10 minutes blocked you? Why?

Also, didn't we warn you about wing night?

Yeah she was such a cunt like we fooled around for at least an hour and then when she left she was texting me all this shit saying i wish you were with me right now and stuff like that we texted for a little bit for a few days then one day she just stopped all contact with me so i deleted her number and then sent her a facebook message calling her out on her shit and then she blocdked me

edit: tracer is just mad hes not old enough to be on tinder
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Re: tinder
« Reply #478 on: August 29, 2014, 01:33:24 AM »
this app is so fucking confusing.... i finially got a girl to go to WING NIGHT and we both drank one beer there than i said want to grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix? she said yes... To let you guys know she drove an HOUR to meet up with me. So we are sitting on the couch i drank one beer and thought to myself i might as well make the moves and she got super pissed at me cause i tried to make out with her and i asked her why she didn't want to, she gave me a speech saying its her body and shit and im just thinking to myself i met you on tinder and you drove an HOUR to meet up with me so why wouldnt i try to make moves on you?

the first girl i met on there really fucked up my expectations on what girls want on there cause we hAD sex like 10 minutes after she came over

EDIT: i still had a fun night and im hoping she will hang out with me again but the odds are not in my favor

I was instantly reminded of this  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oINW_LSzso

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Re: tinder
« Reply #479 on: August 29, 2014, 11:33:02 AM »
I was instantly reminded of this  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oINW_LSzso

Ha, that was great.

@tobey: same thing happened to me on an okcupid date. Worst feeling, but women are crazy, and that's ok too.