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Re: tinder
« Reply #480 on: August 29, 2014, 02:16:50 PM »
so guys tell me how this is better than speaking to girls IRL. Unless you livein rural area what's the problem?

honestly girls are so easy to pickup, im not a great looking dude either

post a fit

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Re: tinder
« Reply #481 on: August 29, 2014, 04:34:26 PM »
(BARELY LEGAL) 18 YEAR-OLD CHEERLEADER WITH DADDY ISSUES :( ADDICTED TO ANTI-DEPRESSANTS WHAT A SHAME

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Re: tinder
« Reply #482 on: August 29, 2014, 05:44:33 PM »
nowww we're talkin
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: tinder
« Reply #483 on: August 29, 2014, 06:13:54 PM »
she said my cum tasted like pizza  8)))))))

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Re: tinder
« Reply #484 on: August 29, 2014, 07:59:07 PM »

You should message me if
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Re: tinder
« Reply #485 on: August 29, 2014, 09:46:35 PM »
The more I look at this thread, the more I want to be castrated.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #486 on: August 29, 2014, 09:55:13 PM »
Your body, your choice.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #487 on: August 30, 2014, 10:54:22 AM »
Do you usually ask after a while of texting if they wanna hookup?
 ;)damn daddyissues looks fine

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Re: tinder
« Reply #488 on: August 30, 2014, 03:17:55 PM »
she said my cum tasted like pizza  8)))))))

you must have one hell of a diet.



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Re: tinder
« Reply #489 on: August 30, 2014, 03:52:27 PM »
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I scrolled by this title so fast i thought that was the name of a Bronze 56k clip

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Re: tinder
« Reply #490 on: August 30, 2014, 08:11:37 PM »
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this app is so fucking confusing.... i finially got a girl to go to WING NIGHT and we both drank one beer there than i said want to grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix? she said yes... To let you guys know she drove an HOUR to meet up with me. So we are sitting on the couch i drank one beer and thought to myself i might as well make the moves and she got super pissed at me cause i tried to make out with her and i asked her why she didn't want to, she gave me a speech saying its her body and shit and im just thinking to myself i met you on tinder and you drove an HOUR to meet up with me so why wouldnt i try to make moves on you?

the first girl i met on there really fucked up my expectations on what girls want on there cause we hAD sex like 10 minutes after she came over

EDIT: i still had a fun night and im hoping she will hang out with me again but the odds are not in my favor
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Re: tinder
« Reply #491 on: August 31, 2014, 03:25:47 AM »
tobey, your responses and actions have made me create an account on here. im rooting for you

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Re: tinder
« Reply #492 on: August 31, 2014, 08:17:04 AM »
About how old are you guys using this thing? Also do I need a Facebook to sign up cause I don't have one. Can I make a bs Facebook just so I can get this app or would that be pointless?
I'm 26, there's a decent range of ages active on there, and you can set which range you want it to show you. Yeah, you need a facebook, once I re-ditch mine Tinder has to go with it. You could probably make a bullshit one, just make sure there's some pictures and maybe "like" a few of your interests so that they pop up as being in common, not sure if that plays into it at all but it can't hurt.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #493 on: August 31, 2014, 05:46:44 PM »
The more I look at this thread, the more I want to be castrated.

hahahahhaa

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Re: tinder
« Reply #494 on: September 01, 2014, 01:39:28 PM »
aldous huxley was goddamn right!

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Re: tinder
« Reply #495 on: September 11, 2014, 08:14:29 PM »
wheres all the fking updates with all the fucking women (bitches that is) wtf is going on here?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #496 on: September 11, 2014, 08:16:16 PM »
all the thirsty tinder bitches desparate for hard cock(s) must be considered asap how are you all so selfish?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #497 on: September 12, 2014, 02:05:19 PM »
omyface. I was in the airport in amsterdam for a short period of time (connection flight).the women are soooo beautiful.I took some screen shots I post another time when I'm not so busy enjoying southeastern Europe.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #498 on: September 12, 2014, 06:16:51 PM »
omyface. I was in the airport in amsterdam for a short period of time (connection flight).the women are soooo beautiful.I took some screen shots I post another time when I'm not so busy enjoying southeastern Europe.

wow, tinder airport hookups would be a fucking achievement.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #499 on: September 12, 2014, 06:49:13 PM »
I got matched up with only two completely average looking chicks out of at least 50 right swipes. Is this normal??

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Re: tinder
« Reply #500 on: September 12, 2014, 07:49:51 PM »
I got matched up with only two completely average looking chicks out of at least 50 right swipes. Is this normal??
it comes in waves man, for me at least. You just have to be patient.
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #501 on: September 13, 2014, 09:34:46 AM »


swiss tinder. no match YET  8)

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Re: tinder
« Reply #502 on: September 13, 2014, 10:51:18 AM »
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #503 on: September 13, 2014, 11:01:19 AM »
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.

Start jogging and jump on okcupid.  You can show your personality a lot easier on there.  Arent you a fucking artist or something? Use that

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Re: tinder
« Reply #504 on: September 13, 2014, 01:31:04 PM »
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.

I hope yer using the pic you posted here with dat million watt smile  :-*

What's your little description say?
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: tinder
« Reply #505 on: September 13, 2014, 04:03:26 PM »
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I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.
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I hope yer using the pic you posted here with dat million watt smile  :-*

What's your little description say?
I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #506 on: September 13, 2014, 04:27:06 PM »
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I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.
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I hope yer using the pic you posted here with dat million watt smile  :-*

What's your little description say?
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I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.

say she has a cute smile, . tell her you are shy and or inexperienced. use smiley emoticons. if youre passionate about anything, talk about it.
dont be pretentious, but let her know that youre intelligent and well read and shit. or if you want to be a liar, say that you are fresh out of a long term relationship that lasted since high school.  she was religious and wouldnt let you get any but you stayed with her because you love her, eventually you broke it off because you needed physical love.  you sound like a fucking saint who is disease free. this might not work if youre not a sociopath

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Re: tinder
« Reply #507 on: September 13, 2014, 10:40:00 PM »
where are you motherfuckers finding girls that like emoticons, that shit would not work where i'm at unless you were chasing some jailbait.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #508 on: September 13, 2014, 11:08:14 PM »
L33tG33k, I'm not much of a "ladykiller" myself (I swear that one time was just an accident), but I can tell you one thing: whatever you do, do not mention the words "end game" at any point during your conversation.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #509 on: September 14, 2014, 09:07:32 AM »
L33tG33k, I'm not much of a "ladykiller" myself (I swear that one time was just an accident), but I can tell you one thing: whatever you do, do not mention the words "end game" at any point during your conversation.

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