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Met a girl last weekend from Tinder that I'd been texting off an on for the last month or so. A lot of my friends know her, but her and I had never actually met. Ended up hanging out with her for two straight days. A lot of good sex, conversation, and weed. Sounds like a pretty good situation, but she's busy almost 100% of the time and lives almost an hour away. Also, she's got a really crazy family history, and is less than a year removed from being a regular with heroin and ketamine. I think she also may be an alcoholic because she was drinking pretty much the entire time we were together, from morning to night. I definitely get that it's normal to drink a lot when you're with someone new, but she was really getting after it. We talked about whether we wanted to make concerted efforts to hang out again, and we both pretty much decided that we're both too busy to try and make something of it. Which works for me, because I don't think I need to get involved with somebody that wild right now.I've also been casually talking to one of her friends every now and then that lives in the same town as me, and she seems a bit more my speed. Am I breaching a social boundary if I were to think about pursuing said friend?
So i've been talking to some girls and they'll send me pictures of themselves. I'll get stoked then realize I don't really have anything to say to this. Does anyone ever send photos back?
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.
Quote from: Jared on September 26, 2014, 10:29:45 AMExpand QuoteHad my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.[close]pics of her having the allergic reaction
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.[close]
We all know you have two sexy anthropomorphic wolves who buttfuck each other on the bottom of your board.
I just got on Tinder like five or six days ago. I have had 6 matches so far. Didn't go very well...Bit of a back story: I had been in a relationship with this girl for about three years and that ended about a year and a half ago. After that I dropped out college(not because of her), and then some of my biggest insecurities worsened and I had a really, really rough year up until about two months ago. I have always had insecurities that have really made life difficult for me. Really hard to shake and I am finally feeling good about myself for once...Basically I just wanted some advice on getting conversations going with girls. I am quite rusty not being in school and basically being a complete hideaway that last year. I mean so far it is great being on there just for some validation because the girls that I have matched with have been really pretty and right up my alley of girls I'm into. I just have a shitty time of starting off the interaction or keeping it going. Jesus that is not that clear. Just good to get off my chest I guess.
can we hear more stories please, for those of us who got in committed relationships before the invention of the internet
^ alright, well that's a start. thanks
Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year
^ alright, well that's a hammer of a story. thanks
I have a regular thing going with this flight attendant/massage therapist named Tina. Tina fucks with her shirt on and wont let me cum on her but she's still a lot of fun. I actually met her on okc so maybe it doesnt belong here. First time we were about to have sex, i pull out my dong and she says she's going to need a lot of lube. I thought she meant that my dick was huge, but she was actually just super dry because shes in her late 40's and apparently that happens sometimes. She asks for dick pics like every week, most of the time I just send a shot of my balls because im hilarious.I took out a beautiful 20 year old korean girl a while back and she wouldnt even give me a little kiss so i threw her out the whip like gucci mane. im kidding but i left pretty soon after she dodged my macking. i could see her nips through her top though. friggin slut
my opening line is " can i borrow some money "i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.
So Colllin have the same t-shirts, seven years by now, at least...
Quote from: stone cold steve austin on October 12, 2014, 08:16:33 PMExpand Quotemy opening line is " can i borrow some money "i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.[close]Wow you are stone cold
my opening line is " can i borrow some money "i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.[close]
Quote from: GeorgeCostanza on October 12, 2014, 11:23:42 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: stone cold steve austin on October 12, 2014, 08:16:33 PMExpand Quotemy opening line is " can i borrow some money "i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.[close]Wow you are stone cold[close]
Quote from: stone cold steve austin on October 12, 2014, 08:16:33 PMExpand Quotemy opening line is " can i borrow some money "i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.[close]Wow you are stone cold[close]
i havent been able to cum since the first two times i had sex so tonight its a victory for me