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Re: tinder
« Reply #570 on: October 16, 2014, 09:34:12 AM »
just got laid AND was able to cum, shes 3 years older than me!

for some reason i always get laid when im watching the office, that is my new favorite show by the way

tobey goin' Michael Scott up in this piece

I love how Michael is the one who got the most ass on that show. I love how Dwight was also a mack daddy.

But yeah, good for you tobey!

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« Reply #571 on: October 16, 2014, 09:59:37 AM »
This shit is impossible. No way Tobey has social anxiety if he got laid three times. I'm like way cooler than that dude. Cum see me at goth night. 8)
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #572 on: October 16, 2014, 11:03:54 AM »
This shit is impossible. No way Tobey has social anxiety if he got laid three times. I'm like way cooler than that dude. Cum see me at goth night. 8)

Its because Tobey fucking goes for it man. fetlife.com seems right up your alley. You are funny/hipster enough to get laid if you can take 20 girls rejecting you before you find one who will slob that dick

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Re: tinder
« Reply #573 on: October 16, 2014, 12:45:23 PM »
This shit is impossible. No way Tobey has social anxiety if he got laid three times. I'm like way cooler than that dude. Cum see me at goth night. 8)

I have severely crippling social anxiety, but I get laid a pretty good amount. Not that "getting laid" is what it's about. Meeting a woman who you really vibe with and have sex with on the regs is way cooler, IMO. You'll find your sexy mutual muse soon leet geek. I've seen your posts and I've seen your pics. You're too well-spoken and good-looking not to. It'll happen, just don't stress about it and act like a different person when it comes down to romance-time. Just stay posi man :)

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Re: tinder
« Reply #574 on: October 16, 2014, 05:38:29 PM »
leet my anxiety isn't about meeting new people its just going far away from my house. I actually feel good when i meet new people it distracts me from my anxiety but that's why I always the girls meet me at the bar down the street from me, i never meet them at their bar

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« Reply #575 on: October 16, 2014, 06:53:41 PM »
leet my anxiety isn't about meeting new people its just going far away from my house. I actually feel good when i meet new people it distracts me from my anxiety but that's why I always the girls meet me at the bar down the street from me, i never meet them at their bar

omg fuck you, leave your house you kook, move out or something

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Re: tinder
« Reply #576 on: October 16, 2014, 08:10:29 PM »
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leet my anxiety isn't about meeting new people its just going far away from my house. I actually feel good when i meet new people it distracts me from my anxiety but that's why I always the girls meet me at the bar down the street from me, i never meet them at their bar
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omg fuck you, leave your house you kook, move out or something

that hurt my feelings, your name is misleading

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Re: tinder
« Reply #577 on: October 16, 2014, 08:22:45 PM »
wtf is wrong with you??

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Re: tinder
« Reply #578 on: October 16, 2014, 08:25:48 PM »
whats so good about being home?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #579 on: October 16, 2014, 08:35:25 PM »
i do go out, i go to college and i have been skating a lot but i guess i just like home cause i can easily distract myself when i have a panic attack (which is everyday). Like i can watch netflix or play a computer game or play on my xbox, when i got out i can only play a phone game. I don't really have anxiety like going far from my house i just have bad anxiety when i drive cause i can't distract myself with anything like i can't play on my phone when im driving or do something that distracts myself from having a panic attack. I just don't like driving so i avoid driving to far places, if somebody else drives im more willing to go somewhere far but for now im doing pretty decent i don't want to over do it and have a severe panic attack that will set me back to like i was last year (you can probably see how bad i was in the real confessions thread)

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Re: tinder
« Reply #580 on: October 16, 2014, 08:40:47 PM »
I was just kidding.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #581 on: October 16, 2014, 08:46:15 PM »
I was just kidding.

lol i knew you were i was just telling you that i have different anxiety than you do

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« Reply #582 on: October 16, 2014, 08:48:25 PM »
fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon

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Re: tinder
« Reply #583 on: October 16, 2014, 08:53:05 PM »
I'm going to karaoke tonight. I'm going to get drunk and sing some Smiths and Depeche Mode.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #584 on: October 16, 2014, 09:06:29 PM »
whats so good about being home?
Not dealing with idiots. Unless you yourself, are an idiot.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: tinder
« Reply #585 on: October 16, 2014, 11:27:29 PM »
Woooo good job Tobey!!!!

I agree with the sentiment that leet is 2 Sexy 4 His Virginity.

Stanley got the most ass on the American Office.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: tinder
« Reply #586 on: October 16, 2014, 11:34:27 PM »
fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon
lol who is winning the war
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: tinder
« Reply #587 on: October 16, 2014, 11:45:06 PM »
fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon

Tobey came.  Please don't marginalize that.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #588 on: October 18, 2014, 04:03:39 AM »
Just got the app and hopefully I'll have something to share with you dudes soon. Wish me luck it's been a minute since I busted a nut.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #589 on: October 18, 2014, 01:58:50 PM »
After reading all of this I've come to the conclusion that Tobey is Slaps best poster.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #590 on: October 18, 2014, 03:03:45 PM »
I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app.  In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc.  On Tinder I just can't seal the deal.  Hellllp

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Re: tinder
« Reply #591 on: October 18, 2014, 03:46:35 PM »
I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app.  In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc.  On Tinder I just can't seal the deal.  Hellllp
If you really need advice, just read the thread. Pretty much anything useful anybody could tell you to say has already been said.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #592 on: October 18, 2014, 03:50:35 PM »
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I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app.  In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc.  On Tinder I just can't seal the deal.  Hellllp
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If you really need advice, just read the thread. Pretty much anything useful anybody could tell you to say has already been said.

Yeah, I've read through it. (God bless Tobey)

 I think a lot of it is that I feel like a scumbag trying lines on a girl and it prevents me from fully committing

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Re: tinder
« Reply #593 on: October 18, 2014, 07:05:14 PM »
every guy is a scumbag. get over it.
I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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Re: tinder
« Reply #594 on: October 18, 2014, 08:18:03 PM »
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I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app.  In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc.  On Tinder I just can't seal the deal.  Hellllp
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If you really need advice, just read the thread. Pretty much anything useful anybody could tell you to say has already been said.
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Yeah, I've read through it. (God bless Tobey)

 I think a lot of it is that I feel like a scumbag trying lines on a girl and it prevents me from fully committing

can i borrow some money, great opener.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #595 on: October 18, 2014, 10:21:59 PM »
it is a great opener


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Re: tinder
« Reply #596 on: October 19, 2014, 07:38:58 AM »

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Re: tinder
« Reply #597 on: October 19, 2014, 10:09:19 AM »
She's a babe.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #598 on: October 19, 2014, 03:21:07 PM »
She's a babe.

who are u talking to bloody matt always doing this shit

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Re: tinder
« Reply #599 on: October 19, 2014, 03:25:36 PM »
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fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon
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lol who is winning the war

that pussy boy dont want war, he was like boy i dont want war and i was like pussy boy don want war