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Re: tinder
« Reply #750 on: December 07, 2014, 08:26:29 PM »
Tinder is never going to be anything other than a means to an end. It's never going to make you into a different person. Getting better results requires effort and commitment.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #751 on: December 07, 2014, 08:39:38 PM »
Tinder is never going to be anything other than a means to an end. It's never going to make you into a different person. Getting better results requires effort and commitment.

tinder is an app to fuck bitches.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #752 on: December 07, 2014, 08:43:41 PM »
Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think

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Re: tinder
« Reply #753 on: December 07, 2014, 08:44:04 PM »
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Tinder is never going to be anything other than a means to an end. It's never going to make you into a different person. Getting better results requires effort and commitment.
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tinder is an app to fuck bitches.
I'm certainly giving a lot of effort. More than I ever have before. I would dearly like to fuck a bitch.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #754 on: December 08, 2014, 06:00:04 AM »
Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think
Maybe it's code for something sexual.
Who are you to judge what kinds of cocks he wants to suck?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #755 on: December 08, 2014, 09:40:13 AM »
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Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think
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Maybe it's code for something sexual.

Even more wife material then don't you think?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #756 on: December 09, 2014, 05:46:11 PM »
I just matched with a fat chick named Deli, how should I proceed ???

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Re: tinder
« Reply #757 on: December 09, 2014, 05:58:59 PM »
I hate Tobey now.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: tinder
« Reply #758 on: December 09, 2014, 06:04:03 PM »
I just matched with a fat chick named Deli, how should I proceed ???
Leave your ego at the door, dont argue with nature

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Re: tinder
« Reply #759 on: December 09, 2014, 06:09:53 PM »
I hate Tobey now.
you guys should go to war

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Re: tinder
« Reply #760 on: December 09, 2014, 07:55:51 PM »
I just matched with a fat chick named Deli, how should I proceed ???

'hi Deli you are looking deli-cious'

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Re: tinder
« Reply #761 on: December 09, 2014, 09:22:51 PM »
Tobey, my sincere concern over your approach has motivated me to reactivate my account after an extended dormant period.

I did so because I feel your pain. Like you, I overthink things, second guess myself, and generally have problems with anxiety. And, like you, I used to see this as a problem with other people. It's an easy trap to fall into, because you know your intentions are good, yet people reject you time and time again.

The first step to getting out of your rut is to take responsibility for yourself. Realize that happiness starts with you: validation comes from inside. If you wait on other people to make you feel good about yourself, nothing will add up. Every action is instead a reaction to others. Your personality becomes a reflection of what you think others are thinking rather than your own thoughts.

Start with the basics. Take on projects. Do things you find challenging yet satisfying. Those activities could be anything: skateboarding, drawing, music, writing, photography. Concentrate on doing something for the pure pleasure of doing it well. Connect with people who also enjoy those things. Enjoy interacting with them just for the sake of the individual interactions: be in the moment. Don't think about the past or the future, just allow yourself to soak in where you are.

Getting to a better place socially involves a lot of the same approach. Having success with women isn't easy, but it's not as hard as it seems either. Talk to everyone, whether or not your attracted to them or interested. Practice will reduce your anxiety, I promise. Remember, when you talk to a stranger, the absolute worst case scenario is they don't want to talk to you. And that's not that bad! If someone blows you off, you will survive. There's no way for you to know what's on their mind, or why they react how they do. So don't take it personally. Stay positive and move on.

I'm scratching the surface, but the important thing is this: whether it's Tinder or in person, there's no secret to social success. It's all about being yourself and choosing to be happy. People want to be around someone who's secure enough to stand on their own two feet. It's why lines and techniques and tricks are garbage. You can only be yourself. Maybe a clever little quip or one-liner gets you in the door, but sooner or later, all we can be is ourselves. So unless you're OK with that person, they'll never be.

Thanks for posting this


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Re: tinder
« Reply #762 on: December 09, 2014, 11:34:12 PM »
Soo um yeah I wrnt on a date tonight with a girl and she definitely catfished me I mean she looked decent in her photos but when I met her she was pretty big. But im a nice guy and still boyght her dinner and we had a lot of drinks at my house we made out so much I was feeling her up you know whatever but she said she was on her period and she started to give me head and once a girl gives me head I just say lets fuck so we had sex and the same thing fucking happened to me like last time I just got soft for some reason  and now shes spending the night cause I told her she can and its just soo awkward I mean I finially fucked a girl on her period but still she wasnt what I was expecting so jow shes sleeping and im on my phone just thinking can you please leave? But like I said im a nice guy do this just fucking sucks...

LEET dont have sex cause your going to have the same problem as me and its just going to suck

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Re: tinder
« Reply #763 on: December 09, 2014, 11:38:38 PM »
Seriously of thinking deactivating timder cause if I cant fucking cum when having sex whats the fucking point of uaving this app??

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Re: tinder
« Reply #764 on: December 09, 2014, 11:44:44 PM »
i love you.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #765 on: December 09, 2014, 11:47:48 PM »
delete SLAP, delete tinder, delete facebook. now ready for first day of your new life

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Re: tinder
« Reply #766 on: December 09, 2014, 11:51:07 PM »
delete SLAP, delete tinder, delete facebook. now ready for first day of your new life

Nice guy I didnt mind when you were sean pablo or lesbian cause you were kind of funny but now you just suckkkkk

Yeah im drunk right now and had a bad night so yeah lets fight hit me up on instagram if you aint a puss

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Re: tinder
« Reply #767 on: December 10, 2014, 12:18:34 AM »
Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think
No it's not. Girls that knit are fucking weird. If she drives a Volvo, run.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #768 on: December 10, 2014, 06:06:08 AM »
Soo um yeah I wrnt on a date tonight with a girl and she definitely catfished me I mean she looked decent in her photos but when I met her she was pretty big. But im a nice guy and still boyght her dinner and we had a lot of drinks at my house we made out so much I was feeling her up you know whatever but she said she was on her period and she started to give me head and once a girl gives me head I just say lets fuck so we had sex and the same thing fucking happened to me like last time I just got soft for some reason  and now shes spending the night cause I told her she can and its just soo awkward I mean I finially fucked a girl on her period but still she wasnt what I was expecting so jow shes sleeping and im on my phone just thinking can you please leave? But like I said im a nice guy do this just fucking sucks...

LEET dont have sex cause your going to have the same problem as me and its just going to suck

You're being taken advantage of. Never stick your dick in crazy. Going dutch is a must especially on the first date, don't get used by a weewee grabbing money pit. Avoid catfishers. Stop treating women like their shit doesn't stink. You're setting yourself up for failure.

« Last Edit: December 10, 2014, 06:11:48 AM by Tay »

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Re: tinder
« Reply #769 on: December 10, 2014, 08:21:32 AM »
Maybe she'll cook you breakfast in the morning. Maybe she'll die in her sleep. Either way, you made your choices man.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #770 on: December 10, 2014, 08:27:59 AM »
LEET dont have sex cause your going to have the same problem as me and its just going to suck

Leet, ignore this.  You'll meet one soon just put yourself out there.  Once that first vag is said and done hopefully it will be like the curtain is pulled back, and all your sexual anxiety will start to dissipate.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: tinder
« Reply #771 on: December 10, 2014, 08:30:09 AM »
Damn, Tobey's about to get engaged.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #772 on: December 10, 2014, 08:40:29 AM »
You're having trouble getting it up because you're not interested in the girl. A huge part of sex is mental: attraction, anticipation, and communication. You met her and you were already unhappy because you felt she'd misled you about her appearance. You attempted to power through for the sake of getting laid, but, surprise, your body didn't cooperate. That's because you didn't really want to have sex with her. It might seem miles away right now, but you're better off passing on sex until you meet someone you're really interested in: someone who accepts your quirks and wants more than a free dinner. Someone who's comfortable enough with who they are to be honest. If deleting Tinder gets you to build yourself up slowly instead of expecting a quick fix, then, do it.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #773 on: December 10, 2014, 10:06:53 AM »
^Nope. Just the anxiety meds.
I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
R.I.P Rusty. One of us.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #774 on: December 10, 2014, 02:32:35 PM »
Seriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.

I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.

For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...

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Re: tinder
« Reply #775 on: December 10, 2014, 04:18:25 PM »
I started bullshitting with some girl on Tinder about two weeks ago. Last week we meet up to grab a few beers and shoot the shit and ended up just making out after leaving the bar. Last night during a lengthy conversation about my nerdy interests, she told me she wanted to fuck while wearing Star Wars helmets. So obviously I'm heading over there tonight, she'll be wearing a clone trooper helmet and I'm going with Darth Vader. Needless to say, the spirit of stoke is fully intact. 

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Re: tinder
« Reply #776 on: December 10, 2014, 04:46:22 PM »
Seriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.

I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.

For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...

A kid who went to my high school killed him self over not being able to get his anti depressants. Hasn't anyone seen requiem for a dream? prescription drugs are bad news

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Re: tinder
« Reply #777 on: December 10, 2014, 05:00:27 PM »
I started bullshitting with some girl on Tinder about two weeks ago. Last week we meet up to grab a few beers and shoot the shit and ended up just making out after leaving the bar. Last night during a lengthy conversation about my nerdy interests, she told me she wanted to fuck while wearing Star Wars helmets. So obviously I'm heading over there tonight, she'll be wearing a clone trooper helmet and I'm going with Darth Vader. Needless to say, the spirit of stoke is fully intact. 

May the Schwartz be with you.

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Re: tinder
« Reply #778 on: December 10, 2014, 06:00:19 PM »
i started to take less medication like 4 months ago and when i did that i had sex with the 25 year old and was able to cum, taking the same dosage now than i was when i met up with the 25 year old. So maybe i was too drunk last night? i had a lot of beers but i don't know cause that was never a problem with me before. Ill try again with another girl and see what happens.

fingers crossed!

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Re: tinder
« Reply #779 on: December 10, 2014, 06:30:28 PM »
i started to take less medication like 4 months ago and when i did that i had sex with the 25 year old and was able to cum, taking the same dosage now than i was when i met up with the 25 year old. So maybe i was too drunk last night? i had a lot of beers but i don't know cause that was never a problem with me before. Ill try again with another girl and see what happens.

fingers crossed!

I went through a quick phase after a serious girlfriend where i had the issue getting it up with 2 girls. it was 100% mental. i was just not in the zone.

what did i do? i bought a few viagra off a buddy, got this slut to come over, drank a little and banged her for 3 days like a porn star. i've never had a problem getting it up again.