tinder

[tobey]

my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.

Sorry shark tits and EPetrov

[shark tits]

my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.

Sorry shark tits and EPetrov

damn it all to hell, tobey! quit playing dick games!
nah, i got the message loud and clear but i sent you my fb anyways. we can chat on there if you want. maybe you can leave scranton and visit me in mass some day? either way, PMs on here take too long.

[tobey]

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my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.

Sorry shark tits and EPetrov

[close]

damn it all to hell, tobey! quit playing dick games!
nah, i got the message loud and clear but i sent you my fb anyways. we can chat on there if you want. maybe you can leave scranton and visit me in mass some day? either way, PMs on here take too long.

i don't live in scranton, i live in the suburbs of philly. I wish i lived in scranton cause then i could actually say im tobey from the office

[doomstation55]

Every time I come into this thread I think that tobey is just a very elaborate troll and no one has caught on.

[n0torious]

As soon as you sense disinterest from a chick you cut and run Tobey.  All you do by sticking around and asking those follow up questions is come off like an aggressive jerk, which girls find creepy.  On top of that, all these questions seem to be doing is working you up so by the time you're ready to talk to the next chick you're already in a shitty state of mind. 

If you want anyone to like you Tobey you need to like yourself first.

This. This this this. This is the real shit. Getting annoyed when a girl does something is completely understandable. Losing control and reacting is where you drop the ball. Relax. If it helps to force yourself to wait a fixed amount of time before you reply, then do that. And if waiting means you pass an opportunity, so what? There will be others. Missing out because you took your time is far better than sticking your foot in your mouth.

[shark tits]

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my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.

Sorry shark tits and EPetrov

[close]

damn it all to hell, tobey! quit playing dick games!
nah, i got the message loud and clear but i sent you my fb anyways. we can chat on there if you want. maybe you can leave scranton and visit me in mass some day? either way, PMs on here take too long.

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i don't live in scranton, i live in the suburbs of philly. I wish i lived in scranton cause then i could actually say im tobey from the office

don't fuck up my fantasy tobey! in my world view everyone is their avatar.

[the snake]

my avatar perfectly represents me, the snake, trying to watch these pussy pics...

[lamfordie]

I'm in Mexico and there's nothing good down here.

[thecooldude498]

I'm in Mexico and there's nothing good down here.

lol they can't even afford iphones how are they going to be on tinder

look go to the nearest home depot and you will find them waiting outside

[nice_guy_2]

keep on trap

[tobey]

So this girl i have been talking to cancelled our plans for tonight, she cancelled at least 3 different times on me, all excuses i believed. Now shes saying Tuesday night. If she doesn't hang out with me while shes home from college which is i think is only a couple more weeks im probably going to get drunk and call her out on her shit, and probably send pictures to my instagram slap pals again. But i have to warn those dudes they aren't going to be good as the first one i sent

[nice_guy_2]

YOU ARE A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK, THE REASON YOU CANT GET ERECTIONS IS NOT BECAUSE THE GIRL AND YOU AREN'T IN LOVE, ITS BECAUSE YOU AREN'T IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF BUT UNTIL THIS FUCKING HAPPENS KEEP ON POSTING YOUR STUPID SHIT I GUESS

SORT



IT



OUT

ONCE YOUR COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN  SKIN YOU'LL BE BETTER

[tobey]

ummmm i have been getting hard all week?

SOMEONE'S JUST MAD CAUSE I AM NOT LETTING THEM SEE THE PICTURE OF THAT 18 YEAR OLD

[foureyedjim]

yeah man, these tinder match pictures are a hot commodity.

[ill_Murray]

So this girl i have been talking to cancelled our plans for tonight, she cancelled at least 3 different times on me, all excuses i believed. Now shes saying Tuesday night. If she doesn't hang out with me while shes home from college which is i think is only a couple more weeks im probably going to get drunk and call her out on her shit, and probably send pictures to my instagram slap pals again. But i have to warn those dudes they aren't going to be good as the first one i sent

I give up Tobey, you're hopeless. 

[JB]

YOU ARE A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK, THE REASON YOU CANT GET ERECTIONS IS NOT BECAUSE THE GIRL AND YOU AREN'T IN LOVE, ITS BECAUSE YOU AREN'T IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF BUT UNTIL THIS FUCKING HAPPENS KEEP ON POSTING YOUR STUPID SHIT I GUESS

SORT



IT



OUT

ONCE YOUR COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN  SKIN YOU'LL BE BETTER

[Hash Slinging Slasher]

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So this girl i have been talking to cancelled our plans for tonight, she cancelled at least 3 different times on me, all excuses i believed. Now shes saying Tuesday night. If she doesn't hang out with me while shes home from college which is i think is only a couple more weeks im probably going to get drunk and call her out on her shit, and probably send pictures to my instagram slap pals again. But i have to warn those dudes they aren't going to be good as the first one i sent

[close]

I give up Tobey, you're hopeless. 

^What he said^

[EPetrov]

Maybe I should hate you for this

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

wait, tobey's posts are serious?

[nice_guy_2]

wait, tobey's posts are serious?

deadly serious, the boy is fucked up, such a mess.............. i guess we can support him though

[tobey]

The only reason i would call her out cause she seems to be doing the exact same thing as the 18 year old and if she backs out on Tuesday night the night i plan on taking half of my meds i am going to go through horrible withdraw and i don't want to go through that cause it sucks. So yea if she backs out again im going to be pissed

[nice_guy_2]

try focusing when you masturbate and see how long you can last (use lube and watch POV doggystyle if you wanna do it right)

[Everett425]

I feel like Tobey misinterprets everything that people say to him in this thread.

[chuck d]

When Tobey takes only half his meds.  Granted, he makes good points, we should all be depressed.
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[Bobby Peru]

I feel like Tobey misinterprets everything that people say to him in this thread.

Yeah I think it's time to chill Tobey. If you do anything besides just stop talking to the girl, you're ankle deep into Corey Feldman portraying you as the bad guy in a Lifetime movie.

[weedpop]

Is there any way to selectively ban Tobey just from this thread? I'd like to be able to come in here and read people's stories without wanting to blow my head off.

[ttching!]

Is there any way to selectively ban Tobey just from this thread? I'd like to be able to come in here and read people's stories without wanting to blow my head off.

You could start him an awkward non-sexual experiences thread, but think about justice. These posts may be some poor girl's family's only hope of linking her assailant to the crime.

[The Shogun]

Aside from Tobey and his lack of follow through to post images, I regretfully joined tinder a few weeks ago. I don't know what to make of it yet, it's a strange way to interact with someone else.

I recently broke up with my girlfriend of five years and I thought maybe, just maybe I could at least grab a drink with someone from this dumb app. But it turns out these girls in the ages of 25-35 play games. I was messaging this one girl, it was going well and  I thought I might have a chance. I made a funny reference to Crocodile Dundee, she replied with "hahahaha" then I asked "what do you do for a living" and nothing, I guess she moved onto other shit. Another chick I was messaging seemed cool, she's 36 and was down to grab a drink, I asked "where in LA do you live" and no response.

Not only is it frustrating, it makes me feel like more of loser. What do these girls actually want?

Should I throw in the towel and keep whatever dignity I have left after joining?

[tobey]

redemption post! probably going to message her when im not sick

[sleepypancakes]

redemption post! probably going to message her when im not sick

There's no redemption you nut ball. You're being a creep and you should stop being a creep.