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mermaids
« on: February 21, 2014, 06:00:53 PM »
If you were stuck on a desert island and you get only one beutiful mermaid and you can choose if she is fish bottom/woman top  or a fish top/woman bottom.  Which type of mermaid would you go for.   
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Re: mermaids
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2014, 06:06:49 PM »
depends if u just want a hole to fuck or a companion. id go with companian: woman upper half. she'd prolly swim away like hella fast tho
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2014, 06:13:37 PM »
not just a hole exactly but i do get your point.  For me personally if i got to see them first and each mermaid was the hottest top and the hottest bottom  ... i think i'd woefully take the companion but really would want the ass. tuff call
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2014, 06:33:25 PM »
As a child, my first sex dream involved a mermaid.  Every time I put it in her my mouth tasted like pennies.  I would go with Woman Top, fish bottom for sure.  Unless the fish bottom was cold.
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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2014, 07:27:18 PM »
Wouldn't fish top be pretty terrifying? What kind of fish would she look like? And how would you get a bone looking at a red snapper's pink snapper? She would probably also have to breathe like a fish, so her head would be under water and all the time, but she wouldn't swim fast because of her human legs.

I'm going woman top with kate upton zero g boobs/fish bottom
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Re: mermaids
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2014, 07:52:41 PM »
you think there are people out there that fuck koi fish? I wouldn't be surprised if there was some kind of society with a website that had conventions at the Hilton Inn by the airport

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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2014, 08:02:01 PM »
She would probably also have to breathe like a fish, so her head would be under water and all the time
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Re: mermaids
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2014, 09:23:07 PM »
Obviously woman top. You wouldn't even have to fuck honestly, could just get dome and have some tits to fuck around with.
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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2014, 09:53:50 PM »
Can you communicate with the fish? I think you'd need a companion more than anything but isn't this question trying to ask if you like vaginal sex or blowjobs more?


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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2014, 12:04:47 AM »
easy, i'd go the companion for sure. you can still cop brain, im pretty sure fish have pussies so you could fuck the lower fish half anyway. plus you can eat the lower fish half for a tasty nutritious meal, motherfuckers only need a heart and brain to live plus that way the mongoloid bitch could not escape by swimming away. i would just be worried how she became half fish and half women, could you further elaborate on that? . if it was some sort of nuclear radiation type mutation , than i would be worried about eating the lower fish half.

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« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2014, 01:47:33 AM »
easy, i'd go the companion for sure. you can still cop brain, im pretty sure fish have pussies so you could fuck the lower fish half anyway. plus you can eat the lower fish half for a tasty nutritious meal, motherfuckers only need a heart and brain to live plus that way the mongoloid bitch could not escape by swimming away. i would just be worried how she became half fish and half women, could you further elaborate on that? . if it was some sort of nuclear radiation type mutation , than i would be worried about eating the lower fish half.

She became half-fish half-human by being a mermaid.

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« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2014, 01:55:43 AM »
u should prolly be in jail good bloke, go turn urself in
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Re: mermaids
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2014, 02:18:51 AM »
A lot of people prefer oral over snatch anyway, or so I hear.

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« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2014, 04:22:17 AM »
A lot of people prefer oral over snatch anyway, or so I hear.

Depends really, IMO pussy always feels nice, whereas some girls are terrible at giving head. Id still go for top-woman/bottom-fish.



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Re: mermaids
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2014, 04:27:35 AM »
a goldfish with a big dick

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Re: mermaids
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2014, 08:28:13 AM »
Give me Ariel. I'd fuck that mouth all day.

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« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2014, 09:55:53 AM »
no jail time yet i.mine, maybye i wont get there before you do. (you don't have to do anything nessasaraly wrong  to get done these days     everybody knows that  be well)
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Re: mermaids
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2014, 11:57:26 AM »
ummm obvs woman on top anyone who says differerent may very well be labled a "sex pest", kissing is tight but not if its a fish..

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Re: mermaids
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2014, 01:29:17 PM »
depends if u just want a hole to fuck or a companion. id go with companian: woman upper half. she'd prolly swim away like hella fast tho