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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #120 on: March 23, 2014, 10:13:14 PM »
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Good. Can't beat PJ though
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PJ is my favorite skater of all time, but you never know... some of these kids have some wild tricks... catch one on a good day and it's anyone's game. That makes it sick though. So far every Joe has put up a hell of a fight with the exception of Chhandy, who might have just succumbed to the pressure, which it understandable.
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Pj is beatable, morgan beat him no letters. Idk if a joe could but hey anything can happen.

Yeah koston and ishod beat Morgan too though. So basically anyone could win but we all know PJ can pull weird shit he hasn't tried in years. Plus the whole left hand bracket is stacked.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #121 on: March 24, 2014, 03:01:42 AM »
Monster wrist band? What a shit cunt.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #122 on: March 24, 2014, 03:32:41 AM »
As far as the Cole throwing it theory, not sure about the editing at the end, but did notice at the beginning like the kid missed the fs half cab heel and then Cole does the Rick flip. Seemed to be trying to take him out as if he were another pro.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #123 on: March 24, 2014, 11:33:50 AM »
That was some serious feel good shit.  Made me smile like I was watching Hoosiers or some shit.
For everyone who thinks these are staged, don't you think someone there for one of the games would've gotten bitter about something and sold them out by now?  pretty hard to keep big secrets these days.
I think part of the weird feel people get from the edits comes from the fact that they obviously cut out some of the bailed offensive tricks.  But seriously, to assume something deceptive is going on is hilariously paranoid and giving these guys too much credit.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #124 on: March 24, 2014, 12:01:46 PM »
^^^ don't listen to him. best conspiracy theory wins slap.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #125 on: March 24, 2014, 12:19:34 PM »
That was some serious feel good shit.  Made me smile like I was watching Hoosiers or some shit.
For everyone who thinks these are staged, don't you think someone there for one of the games would've gotten bitter about something and sold them out by now?  pretty hard to keep big secrets these days.
I think part of the weird feel people get from the edits comes from the fact that they obviously cut out some of the bailed offensive tricks.  But seriously, to assume something deceptive is going on is hilariously paranoid and giving these guys too much credit.

i'm thinking it's (from most likely to least likely, except the first part of "c"):

a. chris cole had a bad day
b. chris cole has other shit to do and doesn't want to keep coming back to the berrics
c. steve berra fucking sucks and wanted some drama
d. chris cole didn't want to embarrass the dude in front of his parents. now that i re-read this option it seems kinda stupid.

there could be more, but every possibility includes option "c". because steve berra sucks and hasn't put out footage since whenever mindfield came out. i don't think any pro is trying to milk it as hard as him and i hate his stupid fucking face. no footage at your own skatepark, what are you doing all day? plotting something?

man, berra is most annoying skateboarder i can think of

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #126 on: March 24, 2014, 01:16:47 PM »
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Monster wrist band? What a shit cunt.
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Like you wouldn't accept money to simply wear a wristband? God damn you are stupid.

As for the conspiracy shit, I used to think this shit was staged but I doubt it now. Funny story actually, after last year's pj ladd win I commented on the insagram photo about how the ref judged something super wrong on one of pj's tricks and half seriously made a suggestion that this shit was staged. Mind you this photo was already at like over 500 comments. Then berra replied insanely defensively to me about how it was idiotic what I said and he went on to personally attack me for even thinking something bad about the berrics (classic scientologist move). He must seriously go thru and read every single comment or some shit. That dude is so mentally unstable it's ridiculous.
heh, reminds me of somebody on here.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #127 on: March 24, 2014, 01:24:18 PM »
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Monster wrist band? What a shit cunt.
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Like you wouldn't accept money to simply wear a wristband?

As for the conspiracy shit, I used to think this shit was staged but I doubt it now. Funny story actually, after last year's pj ladd win I commented on the insagram photo about how the ref judged something super wrong on one of pj's tricks and half seriously made a suggestion that this shit was staged. Mind you this photo was already at like over 500 comments. Then berra replied insanely defensively to me about how it was idiotic what I said and he went on to personally attack me for even thinking something bad about the berrics (classic scientologist move). He must seriously go thru and read every single comment or some shit. That dude is so mentally unstable it's ridiculous.
I would, but I would also accept the fact that i'd look like a cunt and bust nuts on it as minor revenge/protest #directaction #wearethe99
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #128 on: March 24, 2014, 02:18:57 PM »
Didn't that Alex Mizurov kid even claim that his match was setup? I am pretty he sure he called the Berrics out.


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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #129 on: March 24, 2014, 03:39:23 PM »
Didn't that Alex Mizurov kid even claim that his match was setup? I am pretty he sure he called the Berrics out.

Interesting. Any sources on this??

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #130 on: March 24, 2014, 05:46:56 PM »
I could see Chris not being as gung ho about putting a slap down on the kid when his whole family is all right up there practically on the grip with all their eyes all shining with hope and whatnot . lol

But regardless of that, he killed it and I will be rooting for him to meet the other champions.


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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #131 on: March 24, 2014, 06:54:45 PM »
Didn't that Alex Mizurov kid even claim that his match was setup? I am pretty he sure he called the Berrics out.

no i think he said that morgan smith beat him with the original trick but it was sort of sketchy so when he was taking a shower or something they went back and filmed it again cleaner

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #132 on: March 24, 2014, 07:32:05 PM »
I wonder what their thetan levels were after the game?  Can we get Lord Xenu in the zebra stripes for the next game?


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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #133 on: March 29, 2014, 08:34:54 AM »
I can ollie 6 decks why would I want to scrape the ground with my tricks

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #134 on: March 29, 2014, 08:41:44 AM »
That was a bad one. It looked like that Cody kid didn't even want to be there.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #135 on: March 29, 2014, 09:00:13 AM »
The fuck kind of skating was that on the kid's part?


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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #136 on: March 29, 2014, 09:06:54 AM »
That was a bad one. It looked like that Cody kid didn't even want to be there.

I agree, not to mention it didn't even look like he was trying at some points. His tre flip was the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #137 on: March 29, 2014, 09:10:51 AM »
you can do dorky circus trick variations but can't land a fs flip? srsly?

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #138 on: March 29, 2014, 09:16:45 AM »
He didn't land that varial heel even kind of a little bit.  Also, that was not a nollie hard flip even kind of a little bit.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #139 on: March 29, 2014, 09:29:55 AM »
someone's been taking hardflip lessons from Josh Kasper

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #140 on: March 29, 2014, 10:51:59 AM »
ew, cody whitt's style is fucking horrendous.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #141 on: March 29, 2014, 11:12:07 AM »
seemed like his tricks were alot better when he got mike mos board but he still skates slow as fuck and looks like a janky monkey

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #142 on: March 29, 2014, 11:22:05 AM »
ew, cody whitt's style is fucking horrendous.

SO bad.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #143 on: March 29, 2014, 11:25:32 AM »
that was a real joe. but he had some cool tricks.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #144 on: March 29, 2014, 11:35:42 AM »
Cody Whitt vs Jim Bates

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #145 on: March 29, 2014, 12:22:11 PM »
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That was a bad one. It looked like that Cody kid didn't even want to be there.
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I agree, not to mention it didn't even look like he was trying at some points. His tre flip was the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #146 on: March 29, 2014, 12:34:02 PM »
"I'm regular, but I identify as switch backside."

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #147 on: March 29, 2014, 01:25:39 PM »
the judge for that one was regular, giving leeway to the Joes goes against everything this contest is about

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #148 on: March 29, 2014, 03:10:16 PM »
Watching that dude hurt my eyes.  Worst tre flip I have ever seen.

Asta on the other hand has a really nice pop/flick.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #149 on: March 29, 2014, 04:34:23 PM »
That guys 360 flips never left the ground. When I can claim my 360 flips have more pop you know there's a fucking problem.