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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #60 on: March 17, 2014, 01:01:10 AM »
Why does Berra have to touch everyone?

It's a game. Touch everyone in the skatepark before the start of the game.


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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #61 on: March 17, 2014, 01:26:43 AM »
and now i finally know how to pronounce daniel shimizu's last name. it only took me fifteen years.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #62 on: March 17, 2014, 06:46:55 AM »
Just take out the earphones for 30 seconds bro.

seriously, you're being watched by like a million skaters all over the world and you cant be bothered to lose the headphone look for like 5 minutes

also, koston tries so hard to be funny whenever he can. he rarely is.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #63 on: March 17, 2014, 07:17:28 AM »
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Just take out the earphones for 30 seconds bro.
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seriously, you're being watched by like a million skaters all over the world and you cant be bothered to lose the headphone look for like 5 minutes

Yeah, that shit irked me.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #64 on: March 17, 2014, 07:19:30 AM »
Koston is still A well oiled machine.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2014, 08:12:25 AM »
not really expecting any of the joe's to take the whole shebang, but maybe it will happen. if it's a pro, i hope it's zigram or one of the others that seem to be in the same category as the previous batb winners, but not one of the previous victors.

also, i miss donovan.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2014, 08:50:50 AM »
and now i finally know how to pronounce daniel shimizu's last name. it only took me fifteen years.
Are...are you regular? She-me-zoo is not difficult in the least bit.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2014, 01:12:15 PM »
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Just take out the earphones for 30 seconds bro.
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seriously, you're being watched by like a million skaters all over the world and you cant be bothered to lose the headphone look for like 5 minutes
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Yeah, that shit irked me.

the kickflip mess up was the biggest downer after that...just fail after fail after fail.  Props for putting the effort in getting there, none for the follow up once there.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2014, 01:42:18 PM »
why don't kids these days respect back 3's?
or any 3's for that matter

they have the ability to learn any trick they could ever want to but these 2 joes can't back 3?



The first Joes switch frontside 360 attempt was even worse.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #69 on: March 17, 2014, 02:14:48 PM »
Is Mikey Taylor gay? Looks and acts like one...

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #70 on: March 17, 2014, 02:46:32 PM »
i think its fucked up that they have cj tamborininimononin  and that  will fyock kid, BOTH SPONSORED, thats no fucking joe status homie
Tall Joe (Cody Cepeda) is definitely on DGK flow in some capacity judging from all of his boards and shirts. Plus he's been featured in the same youtube flatground tricks series as Sewa. I'm pretty sure all of these dudes are hooked some type of way, or they're about to be.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #71 on: March 17, 2014, 06:16:24 PM »
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i think its fucked up that they have cj tamborininimononin  and that  will fyock kid, BOTH SPONSORED, thats no fucking joe status homie
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Tall Joe (Cody Cepeda) is definitely on DGK flow in some capacity judging from all of his boards and shirts. Plus he's been featured in the same youtube flatground tricks series as Sewa. I'm pretty sure all of these dudes are hooked some type of way, or they're about to be.
if he keeps up what he did in the first round, I would not be surpised to see more of that kid in the future.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #72 on: March 17, 2014, 09:48:53 PM »
moose vs cj tambornino is going to be ridiculous. Peep this footy of cj skating flatground goddamn who knew you could make a nollie 360 inward heel look so good

Just Some Really Good Flatground from CJ Tambornino
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #73 on: March 17, 2014, 11:15:08 PM »
cory kennedy flip at the end

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #74 on: March 18, 2014, 01:12:56 PM »
moose vs cj tambornino is going to be ridiculous. Peep this footy of cj skating flatground goddamn who knew you could make a nollie 360 inward heel look so good

Just Some Really Good Flatground from CJ Tambornino
And this is 'Joe-Stuff'?


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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #75 on: March 18, 2014, 02:10:23 PM »
Holy shit. Moose is going to get murked.

I can't wait for pros to really shine and win this and next year instead of Pros Vs Joes, it will be Joes vs Pros where they have to find a new crop of pros to face them.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #76 on: March 18, 2014, 03:45:57 PM »
Holy shit. Moose is going to get murked.

I can't wait for pros to really shine and win this and next year instead of Pros Vs Joes, it will be Joes vs Pros where they have to find a new crop of pros to face them.

Still so crazy to me people are still sleeping on Moose after last year
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #77 on: March 18, 2014, 04:04:23 PM »
^^^^No....I know he's good but those tricks CJ did were some crazy shit. Cj just better have the normal shit on lock.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #78 on: March 18, 2014, 05:35:27 PM »
I remember Pine bitching about how that CJ dude beat him in Tampa without landing a single trick, so its possible he chokes
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #79 on: March 22, 2014, 08:26:35 AM »
I can ollie 6 decks why would I want to scrape the ground with my tricks

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #80 on: March 22, 2014, 08:58:17 AM »
That switch tre CJ threw was hella nice!



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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #81 on: March 22, 2014, 09:30:27 AM »
Well this proves the half of CJ's tricks in videos were accidental lands ( I am talking about the ones where he thinks 720 shove its mixed with double to triple flips mixed with his body going 360 somehow looks good)

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #82 on: March 22, 2014, 09:51:25 AM »
I know CJ is probably dumb now. All he had to do was inward heels. Berra and Koston were even more annoying than usual too.
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #83 on: March 22, 2014, 01:28:58 PM »
i thought cj was gonna win

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #84 on: March 22, 2014, 02:16:00 PM »
Berra and Koston were even more annoying than usual too.

Berra floats to the limelight like a stinky poop fly.  Like damn, you gotta facetime everytime they're filming something at the berrics?

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #85 on: March 22, 2014, 02:43:51 PM »
I got a feeling a lot of the Joes are going to be too nervous to give it 100%. So far non of the joes seem as impressive as their entry footage.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #86 on: March 22, 2014, 03:01:23 PM »
CJ should have gone for the throat with some fucked up shit, he played the game like a pussy.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #87 on: March 22, 2014, 05:09:00 PM »
CJ should have gone for the throat with some fucked up shit, he played the game like a pussy.


He had him at 'T' and tried a nollie double 360 flip...meaning he probably would have won if he stuck it.

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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #88 on: March 22, 2014, 08:15:18 PM »
I bet Berra was upstairs on the phone..
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Re: BATB 7
« Reply #89 on: March 23, 2014, 02:26:02 AM »
Regarding earphones joe from last week, new shoes can mess with your consistency...not saying koston gave them as a sneaky tactical move, but they can fuck with your feel.