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Of Skateboards.Really, the first idea that popped into my head was CANCER. Just big white letters on a black board. Kinda referencing the reckless nature and lifestyle of skateboarders, and it's ironic enough that little cuffed pants kiddos will love it. Or QUIT skateboarding. All print ads will follow the SHUT ads in magazines, complete with pointless winding east coast attitude sprawled out illegibly on all sides of the page. Company won't last long, just long enough to run one ad.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit, did not see Quit suggested above. Great minds think alike...and then I sneak up behind and jack that shit.
Quote from: LesbianPUNCH on March 27, 2014, 03:08:47 PMExpand QuoteOf Skateboards.Really, the first idea that popped into my head was CANCER. Just big white letters on a black board. Kinda referencing the reckless nature and lifestyle of skateboarders, and it's ironic enough that little cuffed pants kiddos will love it. Or QUIT skateboarding. All print ads will follow the SHUT ads in magazines, complete with pointless winding east coast attitude sprawled out illegibly on all sides of the page. Company won't last long, just long enough to run one ad.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit, did not see Quit suggested above. Great minds think alike...and then I sneak up behind and jack that shit.[close]look deeper i mentioned this
Of Skateboards.Really, the first idea that popped into my head was CANCER. Just big white letters on a black board. Kinda referencing the reckless nature and lifestyle of skateboarders, and it's ironic enough that little cuffed pants kiddos will love it. Or QUIT skateboarding. All print ads will follow the SHUT ads in magazines, complete with pointless winding east coast attitude sprawled out illegibly on all sides of the page. Company won't last long, just long enough to run one ad.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit, did not see Quit suggested above. Great minds think alike...and then I sneak up behind and jack that shit.[close]
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Antiquated Dad Skateboards.All fits must include classic-fit Levis 501's, local fun-run t-shirts (preferably tucked) and Asics running shoes.All videos must be set to John Farnham, BTO or Huey Lewis and the News.Fuck, you could probably just run with Jerry Seinfeld Skateboards.
Quote from: arthurspooner on March 26, 2014, 07:25:38 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: layzieyez on March 26, 2014, 07:16:27 PMExpand QuoteYour Mom.[close]You're Mom Skateboards[close]You are Mom Skateboards is a dumb name and you are dumb. Learn English you big idiot. Who the fuck uses skateboards in their company name? Idiot.
Quote from: layzieyez on March 26, 2014, 07:16:27 PMExpand QuoteYour Mom.[close]You're Mom Skateboards[close]
Your Mom.[close]
Quote from: wildbillhiccup on March 29, 2014, 10:32:11 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: LesbianPUNCH on March 27, 2014, 03:08:47 PMExpand QuoteOf Skateboards.Really, the first idea that popped into my head was CANCER. Just big white letters on a black board. Kinda referencing the reckless nature and lifestyle of skateboarders, and it's ironic enough that little cuffed pants kiddos will love it. Or QUIT skateboarding. All print ads will follow the SHUT ads in magazines, complete with pointless winding east coast attitude sprawled out illegibly on all sides of the page. Company won't last long, just long enough to run one ad.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit, did not see Quit suggested above. Great minds think alike...and then I sneak up behind and jack that shit.[close]look deeper i mentioned this[close]Look deeper, he mentioned that you mentioned this
Quote from: LesbianPUNCH on March 27, 2014, 03:08:47 PMExpand QuoteOf Skateboards.Really, the first idea that popped into my head was CANCER. Just big white letters on a black board. Kinda referencing the reckless nature and lifestyle of skateboarders, and it's ironic enough that little cuffed pants kiddos will love it. Or QUIT skateboarding. All print ads will follow the SHUT ads in magazines, complete with pointless winding east coast attitude sprawled out illegibly on all sides of the page. Company won't last long, just long enough to run one ad.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit, did not see Quit suggested above. Great minds think alike...and then I sneak up behind and jack that shit.[close]look deeper i mentioned this[close]
Quote from: Radbloke on March 27, 2014, 11:21:14 PMExpand QuoteAntiquated Dad Skateboards.All fits must include classic-fit Levis 501's, local fun-run t-shirts (preferably tucked) and Asics running shoes.All videos must be set to John Farnham, BTO or Huey Lewis and the News.Fuck, you could probably just run with Jerry Seinfeld Skateboards.[close]It's called #normcore you autistic faget. Do you even internet?
Antiquated Dad Skateboards.All fits must include classic-fit Levis 501's, local fun-run t-shirts (preferably tucked) and Asics running shoes.All videos must be set to John Farnham, BTO or Huey Lewis and the News.Fuck, you could probably just run with Jerry Seinfeld Skateboards.[close]
A long time ago if my friends ever got blanks I would spray them and draw a super vulgar graphic on there and called the fake company Fuckjob. This is the only graphic I seem to have saved anywhere.
Quote from: layzieyez on March 29, 2014, 07:24:52 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: arthurspooner on March 26, 2014, 07:25:38 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: layzieyez on March 26, 2014, 07:16:27 PMExpand QuoteYour Mom.[close]You're Mom Skateboards[close]You are Mom Skateboards is a dumb name and you are dumb. Learn English you big idiot. Who the fuck uses skateboards in their company name? Idiot.[close]Mom was most peoples first sposnor, just do your homework, and your vegetables and turn into footy whenever.
Quote from: arthurspooner on March 26, 2014, 07:25:38 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: layzieyez on March 26, 2014, 07:16:27 PMExpand QuoteYour Mom.[close]You're Mom Skateboards[close]You are Mom Skateboards is a dumb name and you are dumb. Learn English you big idiot. Who the fuck uses skateboards in their company name? Idiot.[close]
i don't know the name of those fish that swim up your urethra and won't leave but i would name it after them
Quote from: Tarela on March 31, 2014, 09:30:41 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: layzieyez on March 29, 2014, 07:24:52 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: arthurspooner on March 26, 2014, 07:25:38 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: layzieyez on March 26, 2014, 07:16:27 PMExpand QuoteYour Mom.[close]You're Mom Skateboards[close]You are Mom Skateboards is a dumb name and you are dumb. Learn English you big idiot. Who the fuck uses skateboards in their company name? Idiot.[close]Mom was most peoples first sposnor, just do your homework, and your vegetables and turn into footy whenever. [close]I'll sposnor you.
Quote from: layzieyez on March 29, 2014, 07:24:52 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: arthurspooner on March 26, 2014, 07:25:38 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: layzieyez on March 26, 2014, 07:16:27 PMExpand QuoteYour Mom.[close]You're Mom Skateboards[close]You are Mom Skateboards is a dumb name and you are dumb. Learn English you big idiot. Who the fuck uses skateboards in their company name? Idiot.[close]Mom was most peoples first sposnor, just do your homework, and your vegetables and turn into footy whenever. [close]
Quote from: Bizarro_Rusty_Berrings on April 05, 2014, 04:56:37 PMExpand Quotei don't know the name of those fish that swim up your urethra and won't leave but i would name it after them[close]Dickfish
i don't know the name of those fish that swim up your urethra and won't leave but i would name it after them[close]
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