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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2015, 12:27:36 AM »
Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ??
well you are on that "next" and/or "other" shit so you do have that right.

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« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2015, 08:48:19 AM »
Have you seen God ?
You mean DA GOD?

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« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2015, 06:41:26 PM »
You mean DA U GOD?

I used to believe in God too and then U released this as the opening track to his much anticipated solo album.
At that exact point in time I knew that God no longer existed :'(


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« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2015, 09:12:12 PM »
OP used to hangout at airports in the 80's giving out flowers/necklaces to passerbys.

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« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2015, 07:10:15 PM »
everyone can see God
I only see a computer, a shoe, my room, my t-shirt, that type of thing bro.

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« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2015, 08:21:42 PM »
You never told me your thoughts on U-god (and his highly anticipated solo album) either qew0 :'(

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« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2015, 09:56:44 PM »
but U-god ???

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« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2015, 10:02:42 PM »
You ever fuck wit da god(s) Kung Fu Rick doe?

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« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2015, 09:59:39 PM »
Our garlic, Who art heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy health benefits come,
Thy will be gone,
in my stomach as it tastes of heaven.
Give us this day our daily flavor,
and forgive newb his trespasses,
as we never forgive those tell us not to eat you;
and lead us not into metaphysics,
but deliver us from blandness. Amen.
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« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2015, 07:26:13 PM »
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« Reply #41 on: November 12, 2015, 04:08:33 PM »
But how can we know god is real when you never reply to any of us?

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« Reply #42 on: November 23, 2015, 06:56:47 PM »
Rusty was the true god in this thread :'(

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« Reply #44 on: November 29, 2015, 04:51:03 PM »
What's the problem with garlic and onions? That was way out of left field.

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« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2015, 03:19:33 AM »
What's the problem with garlic and onions? That was way out of left field.

we don't eat oninion and garlics because they cannot be offered to lord krishna ( and not only killing poor animals is sin but also killing planet is sin. ) The Vaisnava philosophy teaches that we should not even kill plants unnecessarily. In the Bhagavad-gita [9.26] Krishna says: "If someone offers Me with love and devotion a leaf, a flower, a fruit, or a little water, I will accept it." We offer Krishna only the kind of food He demands, and then we eat the remnants. If offering vegetarian food to Krishna were sinful, then it would be Krishna's sin, not ours. But God is apapa-viddha - sinful reactions are not applicable to Him. Eating food first offered to the Lord is also something like a soldier's killing during wartime. In a war, when the commander orders a man to attack, the obedient soldier who kills the enemy will get a medal. But if the same soldier kills someone on his own, he will be punished. Similarly, when we eat only prasadam [the remnants of food offered to Krishna], we do not commit any sin. This is confirmed in the Bhagavad-gita [3.13]: "The devotees of the Lord are released from all kinds of sins because they eat food that is first offered for sacrifice. Others, who prepare food for personal sense enjoyment, verily eat only sin."

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« Reply #46 on: December 04, 2015, 01:14:41 PM »
Is God smoke weed?

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« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2015, 08:52:33 PM »
What's the problem with garlic and onions? That was way out of left field.

we don't eat oninion and garlics because they cannot be offered to lord krishna ( and not only killing poor animals is sin but also killing planet is sin. ) The Vaisnava philosophy teaches that we should not even kill plants unnecessarily. In the Bhagavad-gita [9.26] Krishna says: "If someone offers Me with love and devotion a leaf, a flower, a fruit, or a little water, I will accept it." We offer Krishna only the kind of food He demands, and then we eat the remnants. If offering vegetarian food to Krishna were sinful, then it would be Krishna's sin, not ours. But God is apapa-viddha - sinful reactions are not applicable to Him. Eating food first offered to the Lord is also something like a soldier's killing during wartime. In a war, when the commander orders a man to attack, the obedient soldier who kills the enemy will get a medal. But if the same soldier kills someone on his own, he will be punished. Similarly, when we eat only prasadam [the remnants of food offered to Krishna], we do not commit any sin. This is confirmed in the Bhagavad-gita [3.13]: "The devotees of the Lord are released from all kinds of sins because they eat food that is first offered for sacrifice. Others, who prepare food for personal sense enjoyment, verily eat only sin."

Oriental vegetarian then?
Oh, and why do you reply to other people's questions and not mine? :-X

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Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
« Reply #48 on: December 22, 2015, 12:59:32 PM »
This is neither "practical" nor an "explanation" of anything. It's just a bunch of mystical gibberish.

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« Reply #49 on: December 22, 2015, 04:12:52 PM »
holy fuck this is great!

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« Reply #50 on: March 06, 2016, 02:12:09 AM »
This is neither "practical" nor an "explanation" of anything. It's just a bunch of mystical gibberish.

alright ( fertile brain ) now simply come to real point ) and recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 cheap minute.

go ahead and do it now. ( fertile brain )

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« Reply #51 on: March 06, 2016, 10:50:06 PM »
Well, I guess I have to admire your absolute dedication to spamming

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« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2017, 05:36:51 PM »
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« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2017, 05:51:13 AM »
In the immortal words of Morty Smith:  Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch T.V.  :P
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