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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2014, 09:57:29 AM »
god, bigger flips are disgusting.
the way I look at shit like this, if that was all down a five stair, would anyone give a shit? probably not. so yeah, its rough on the knees or whatever, but his style is bland.
This is one of the sillier things I've read on Slap lately. Of course no one would give a shit if it all this was done on a 5 stair. That's what makes it remarkable, it's on a 15 stair.

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2014, 09:58:11 AM »
god, bigger flips are disgusting.
the way I look at shit like this, if that was all down a five stair, would anyone give a shit? probably not. so yeah, its rough on the knees or whatever, but his style is bland.

Really though. I thought I was the only one that came to this conclusion. Just because you can flip the board a shit ton down the biggest thing doesn't really mean you have to. That is definitely not like a full sized 15 though, probably like a 13 but still, the dude was sessioning (and murdering) a 13 so props. I think I see some PJ in his steelo, mainly in the flicks and catches.

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2014, 10:03:38 AM »
The SNAP on that hardflip...

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2014, 10:03:49 AM »
god, bigger flips are disgusting.
the way I look at shit like this, if that was all down a five stair, would anyone give a shit? probably not. so yeah, its rough on the knees or whatever, but his style is bland.
This is one of the sillier things I've read on Slap lately. Of course no one would give a shit if it all this was done on a 5 stair. That's what makes it remarkable, it's on a 15 stair.

i understand that its a big drop but thats the point. theres nothing interesting about it. its like going to the gym and watching someone bench press or some bullshit. no creativity just steroids. whatever floats your boat i guess.

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2014, 01:34:51 PM »
god, bigger flips are disgusting.
the way I look at shit like this, if that was all down a five stair, would anyone give a shit? probably not. so yeah, its rough on the knees or whatever, but his style is bland.
This is one of the sillier things I've read on Slap lately. Of course no one would give a shit if it all this was done on a 5 stair. That's what makes it remarkable, it's on a 15 stair.

i understand that its a big drop but thats the point. theres nothing interesting about it. its like going to the gym and watching someone bench press or some bullshit. no creativity just steroids. whatever floats your boat i guess.
I guess I kind of see your point, but like it or not size of the obstacle is a lot of what sets apart skateboarding at a high level from skateboarding at your or my level. I can do lots of difficult tech tricks on curbs, and I can probably do most of those tricks he did down a much smaller set of stairs. That's what makes me a mediocre skateboarder and him an extremely high level skateboarder. Maybe I'm just more impressed with the level of control it and balance it takes to huck those tricks down something so high.

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2014, 01:38:02 PM »
god, bigger flips are disgusting.
the way I look at shit like this, if that was all down a five stair, would anyone give a shit? probably not. so yeah, its rough on the knees or whatever, but his style is bland.

Really though. I thought I was the only one that came to this conclusion. Just because you can flip the board a shit ton down the biggest thing doesn't really mean you have to. That is definitely not like a full sized 15 though, probably like a 13 but still, the dude was sessioning (and murdering) a 13 so props. I think I see some PJ in his steelo, mainly in the flicks and catches.
yeah, there's no way that he just enjoys doing that trick and wanted to do it down that set. probably had to do it.

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2014, 01:55:20 PM »
someone should build an indoor replica of the old little hunington beach skatepark.

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2014, 02:05:59 PM »
this nigga really just compare skating to bench press?

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« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2014, 02:17:30 PM »
Godzilla is on a rampage

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2014, 03:04:57 PM »
I heard it today, "make money, buy sandwiches".

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2014, 03:18:45 PM »
this nigga really just compare skating to bench press?

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #41 on: June 02, 2014, 03:19:57 PM »
Too fucking sick, also whenever I read his name I always think of the pornstar Joslyn James.

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #42 on: June 02, 2014, 03:48:45 PM »
For skateboarding being such an anti-jock activity we sure do have a fuckton of referees out and about.

Bigger flip.  Flag on the field!  Unsportsmanlike conduct
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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #43 on: June 02, 2014, 04:48:53 PM »
^ one fucking idiot said that, god u try so hard to be different
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #44 on: June 02, 2014, 05:01:36 PM »
if that was all down a five stair, would anyone give a shit?
I don't think Tracer is dumb enough to say something as retarded as this.
Thats like saying Dave Bachinsky kick flipping el toro isn't that crazy because I can Kickflip a 5 stair.
I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #45 on: June 02, 2014, 05:05:03 PM »
nothing is good enough these days for slap

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« Reply #46 on: June 02, 2014, 05:06:07 PM »
would anyone care about raven hacking that huge wall in china or whatever if it was a 3 ft miniramp??

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #47 on: June 02, 2014, 05:24:54 PM »
Bigger flip was perf

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #48 on: June 02, 2014, 10:36:41 PM »
amazing. yet it does nothing for me at all.

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #49 on: June 02, 2014, 10:44:59 PM »
if that was all down a five stair, would anyone give a shit?

So does this Geoff fella actually thinks like this? Or, is this some genius level trolling? I want to start saying stuff like this when someone does something insane in front of me then start comparing skateboarding to bench presses.
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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #50 on: June 02, 2014, 10:53:22 PM »
god, bigger flips are disgusting.

if you think 0:45 is disgusting then you you should off yourself


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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #51 on: June 03, 2014, 12:51:56 AM »
Looks like its SF bridge time for me then.

Man, I forgot how good that part is though.  Rick would be perfect on CONS. Or is that just me?

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #52 on: June 03, 2014, 04:01:58 AM »
god, bigger flips are disgusting.

if you think 0:45 is disgusting then you you should off yourself



If you were to discover that footage was  a guest trick by nick tucker/t-puds or whatever you'd shit all over it. don't say you wouldnt you unimaginative shitcunt. think for yourself

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #53 on: June 03, 2014, 04:16:49 AM »
god, bigger flips are disgusting.

if you think 0:45 is disgusting then you you should off yourself



If you were to discover that footage was  a guest trick by nick tucker/t-puds or whatever you'd shit all over it. don't say you wouldnt you unimaginative shitcunt. think for yourself

well that trick looks weird in the hands of most people, but McCrank has a way of making stressful tricks look calm and therefore beautiful... it's not fair to compare most people with him!

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #54 on: June 03, 2014, 09:20:44 AM »
Nothing is good enough these days for slap

It is funny because some of the time I hope that people are trying to be ironic and miss the mark.  But it is hilarious(in the scary "makes-you-think" sense) to realize that there are people in this world that as high maintenance as the people on this message board.   

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #55 on: June 03, 2014, 10:14:44 AM »
Nothing is good enough these days for slap

It is funny because some of the time I hope that people are trying to be ironic and miss the mark.  But it is hilarious(in the scary "makes-you-think" sense) to realize that there are people in this world that as high maintenance as the people on this message board.   

there is nothing more unintersting than some kid with mediocre style hucking down a large drop. not missing the mark, just dont care about seeing the same tricks over and over again. I get it, he's consistant. but hes not creative.

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #56 on: June 03, 2014, 11:01:16 AM »
nothing is good enough these days for slap
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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #57 on: June 03, 2014, 11:12:00 AM »
god, bigger flips are disgusting.

if you think 0:45 is disgusting then you you should off yourself



If you were to discover that footage was  a guest trick by nick tucker/t-puds or whatever you'd shit all over it. don't say you wouldnt you unimaginative shitcunt. think for yourself

if you were to discover that i like both those dudes and that you just put your foot in your mouth (again) would you focus your account?

please do so, asap.
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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #58 on: June 03, 2014, 01:52:48 PM »
god, bigger flips are disgusting.

if you think 0:45 is disgusting then you you should off yourself





If you were to discover that footage was  a guest trick by nick tucker/t-puds or whatever you'd shit all over it. don't say you wouldnt you unimaginative shitcunt. think for yourself

if you were to discover that i like both those dudes and that you just put your foot in your mouth (again) would you focus your account?

please do so, asap.

you wouldn't post it in defence of biggerflips though now would you?

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Re: 15 DOWN 15 -CHRIS JOSLIN
« Reply #59 on: June 03, 2014, 02:03:16 PM »
god, bigger flips are disgusting.
the way I look at shit like this, if that was all down a five stair, would anyone give a shit? probably not. so yeah, its rough on the knees or whatever, but his style is bland.

Really though. I thought I was the only one that came to this conclusion. Just because you can flip the board a shit ton down the biggest thing doesn't really mean you have to. That is definitely not like a full sized 15 though, probably like a 13 but still, the dude was sessioning (and murdering) a 13 so props. I think I see some PJ in his steelo, mainly in the flicks and catches.
yeah, there's no way that he just enjoys doing that trick and wanted to do it down that set. probably had to do it.

Yea, he had too many great tricks in there. Had to balance it out by doing something fugly.