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Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« on: May 29, 2014, 01:04:25 AM »
I usually watch these, but with this guy I just couldn't bare it more than 30 sec. What a fucking disgusting boy.


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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2014, 06:48:55 AM »
I thought it was pretty funny.

"JUST EAT IT. 



It's pop rocks."
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but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2014, 07:29:35 AM »
we get it ryan reyes you're fucking zany

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2014, 07:44:06 AM »
Teach me to be as cool as you Ryan
where is home?

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2014, 07:48:23 AM »
this dude is almost as annoying as the editing

i wonder how many seconds per minute they actually managed to shave off by making erratic cuts like that

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2014, 07:58:50 AM »
Ride Channel owes me a free lunch with Ocean Howell for all the IQ points i lose for having Jimmy Carlin and Ryan Reyes ones back to back.

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2014, 08:04:30 AM »
Who's the hot chick bassiest he's talking about dating?

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2014, 08:16:10 AM »
Who's the hot chick bassiest he's talking about dating?
http://instagram.com/anissaestk
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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2014, 09:44:27 AM »
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Who's the hot chick bassiest he's talking about dating?
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http://instagram.com/anissaestk

Well done RyRey

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2014, 09:49:08 AM »


Damn....from her look, didn't think she played with a band that made that type of music. I thought it would be like pop rock.
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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2014, 09:53:56 AM »
nice thread title but it had me expecting gershon

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2014, 01:25:39 PM »
why hasn't anyone talked about how he sucks his own dick?  how many of you can admit you've tried?  probably the bravest admission i've heard from a skater yet.    :P

Also it's very funny how his chick is a legit metal head in a band, and he goes to raves and listens exclusively k$sha.  
« Last Edit: May 29, 2014, 01:31:52 PM by AssBandit »

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2014, 01:34:58 PM »


Damn....from her look, didn't think she played with a band that made that type of music. I thought it would be like pop rock.

HA what's the difference?

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2014, 02:05:32 PM »
it's nice to know he shits his pants often. i've seen videos of him eating large amounts of spicy food and i was jealous of his stomach

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2014, 02:24:21 PM »
she aint that hot

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2014, 04:25:56 PM »
Long hair don't care.  Dude rules, wish I had such a positive attitude.

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2014, 10:53:43 PM »
can't stand this guy

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2014, 10:58:30 PM »
Love this guy.

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2014, 11:21:55 PM »
Love this guy.
then why don't you marry him?

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2014, 11:26:19 PM »
why hasn't anyone talked about how he sucks his own dick?  how many of you can admit you've tried?  probably the bravest admission i've heard from a skater yet.    :P

Also it's very funny how his chick is a legit metal head in a band, and he goes to raves and listens exclusively k$sha.  
Are you implying that you haven't tried? There are two types of men in this world.
People who admit they have at least tried to suck there own dick, and liars.
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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2014, 12:48:46 AM »
we get it ryan reyes you're fucking zany

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2014, 01:04:58 AM »

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2014, 01:01:51 PM »
sucking your own dick?? what the hell...

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2014, 02:35:32 PM »
did not watch it, never will, FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES WHO DID
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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2014, 05:01:25 PM »
how can you not like this guy

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2014, 07:13:02 PM »

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2014, 09:37:41 PM »
"I shit my pants at the Quiznos" is the kind of thing that your grandpa who doesn't give a fuck says.

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2014, 11:06:33 AM »


Damn....from her look, didn't think she played with a band that made that type of music. I thought it would be like pop rock.

Nah, they are pretty much a pop band. 

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2014, 04:54:22 PM »
I bet going to an EDM festival with him would be fun. Sorry for partying.

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Re: Free Lunch with sweaty crotch
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2014, 05:01:56 PM »
I had a friend back in middle school who could suck his own dick. he was Lithuanian so it made sense